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Craigslist Craziness! Seen Craigslist ads that baffle? Those unintentionally bizarre, manipulative, or downright sleazy posts? The ones that make you go WTF, LMAO or AIOTRP (Am I on the Right Planet)?

That's "Craigslost"! A quick, funny and explicit podcast where Monica Hamburg reads baffling (possibly disturbing) Craigslist ads.


Monica's podcasts have been mentioned on The Huffington Post, Splitsider, won "Most Vulgar Canadian Podcast" and were selected for "New & Noteworthy" on iTunes a few times. Try an episode to hear what you're in for.

January 27, 2012

Episode 37 - Door-to-door Sexman vs. Maternity Wear Pickup Artist

Women! They're so difficult to understand!  How can one possibly gage what seduction technique will work on them?  That's why it's important to confuse the ladies by having a completely unique approach.  This week's FTs redefine original.  One gives gals the choice of magazines or sex while another dresses in women's maternity gear to woo.  Foolproof!   
Monica desperately needs help to determine our "FT of Week" and so her mom returns to judge the FTness. 
And: we have some sexual hypnosis for you...   _____________________________________________________________________________________________________ 
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Shane BirleyShanesworld.ca (@ShaneBee on Twitter )
Monica HamburgYourDoseofLunacy.com (@MonicaHamburg on Twitter)  
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January 20, 2012

Episode 36 - Those 10 Minutes of Freedom Were Pleasant But I'm Ready to Go Back

So, you've been to jail.  That's pretty FTed in itself, but maybe you learned from the experience.  You're going to clean up your act, stay out of the slammer for the rest of your life.  Or you could commit a crime.  As soon as you get released. Right in the jail parking lot.  That's cool too... 
Vying for the title of "FT of the Week" we have a man who urinated and stole a car as he left the prison - and another guy who beat up his girlfriend, who had come to pick him up.   
We so desperately need help....  And we're grateful to have the wisdom of our awesome Guest Judge, Matt Koff who assists in sorting out the FTness. 
And we have another instance of condiment fury...  _____________________________________ 
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Please vote for your choice for "FT of the Week" (Use the poll, comment, twitter us, Facebook us, email us etc.  Info and links below.)
 

Please: SUBSCRIBE
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We're on Stitcher Now: 
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So you can now listen anyway you darn well please! :) 
MORE INSANITY:
Twitter: @rantmehard
Facebook: Facebook.com/sandmrants 
CONTACT/FIND US:
Voicemail line: via Skype: rantmehard Rant us! Good and hard!
Email: info @ rantmehard.com  (or shane@ or monica@ rantmehard.com )
Shane BirleyShanesworld.ca (@ShaneBee on Twitter )
Monica HamburgYourDoseofLunacy.com (@MonicaHamburg on Twitter)  
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January 13, 2012

Episode 35 - Tase for Condiments or Shoot-it-up over a Burrito Price Increase?

You don't get enough condiments with your burger order.  Or they raised the prices on your favorite fast-food meal.  Sure, you could just discuss your issue or accept the increase - but what would be the fun in that? Why not add some prison time to your frustration by going all "Falling Down" on them?   
We're stumped by the FTedness of these foodies.  Thankfully, Tom Reynolds and Tim Daniels of "The Complete Guide to Everything  are here to give us their sage judgement and determine our "FT of the Week". 
And we meet a very considerate family member

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  • The Complete Guide for Everything is at tcgte.com and on Facebook  and Twitter (@complete guide).
  • Find: Tom Reynolds on (@tomreynolds) and Tim Daniels (@yourpaltim).  
  • Please vote for your choice for "FT of the Week" (Use the poll, comment, twitter us, Facebook us, email us etc.  Info and links below.) 
  • More fast food irrationality can be found on Episode 26 "No Meat Equals Murder" where we talk about a man who's lack of meat... made him crazy! 

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January 6, 2012

Episode 34 - What's the answer? Get Naked! What's the question? Who cares!

Did you know that showing your goods to someone else can improve your life?  What would you say if I told you that touching yourself would improve your vocal range?  Or that using sex toys in front of your doctor would help you feel better about your body? Would you say, "That sounds reasonable"?  Sure you would.
Trying to figure out the biggest FT of these is taking way too much out of us.  So we turn our Guest Judge, the great Glen Tickle of "Pretending to be on TV" who helps us determine our "FT of the Week".
And: Monica reads a subtle, realistic script...

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January 1, 2012

2012 New Year Bonus: How to Improve Your Home... and Your Family Ties...

This is a special bonus feature.  Happy New Year! Enjoy this uber-plausible Family Ties/Home Improvement erotica. 
And, if you care for more hideous pseudo-sexiness:

 
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