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Craigslist Craziness! Seen Craigslist ads that baffle? Those unintentionally bizarre, manipulative, or downright sleazy posts? The ones that make you go WTF, LMAO or AIOTRP (Am I on the Right Planet)?

That's "Craigslost"! A quick, funny and explicit podcast where Monica Hamburg reads baffling (possibly disturbing) Craigslist ads.


Monica's podcasts have been mentioned on The Huffington Post, Splitsider, won "Most Vulgar Canadian Podcast" and were selected for "New & Noteworthy" on iTunes a few times. Try an episode to hear what you're in for.

February 24, 2012

Episode 41 - Flashy Knifing and Cards for a Criminal

(Note: Another unusual episode.  We usually have a Guest Judge deciding on our weirdos.  So, if you're listening for the first time, try starting with Episode 3429 or 35.)
Knife people for not wanting to see your boobs or get your elementary students to make cards for your jailbird boyfriend?  Sure, no one's killed or kidnapped or set fire to anything this time, but our contenders are still complete FTs nonetheless.
Not the standard show today as our intended guest got sick and we must bear the burden of deciding the "FT of the week" ourselves.
Plus:
  • An Aussie man improvs a lady-focussed "erotic" fantasy
  • (After our outro:) A man pleads for sex.  But not in the conventional way.  
  • And draw your own perverted conclusions re: the new StumbleUpon logo

  • Monica was on Delicious Mediocrity recently.  Listen to the episode here.
  • Want balance? There are men doing stupid stuff in our last episode "My FT Valentine. Deranged, Psycho Valentine" with the guys from Ear Candy (Adam Hiniker and Vance Barber).   

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February 11, 2012

Episode 40 - My FT Valentine. Deranged, Psycho Valentine

Update: Originally the feed picked up only the *ringtone* for this episode - it should have the full episode (33 minutes+) there now.
--Show Description:--
How shall you win your love back?  What plan will get her back in your arms forever? You can't say you've tried everything unless you've burned down her brother's property or staged beng kidnapped by a gang!
Tip: in the world of FTs you are awarded bonus points for originality and drama!
We're excited to have Adam Hiniker and Vance Barber from the Ear Candy podcast as our Guest Judges for this episode, to analyse these specimens and determine our "FT of the Week".
Plus: A man fails his exam because of a cat. (Who hasn't been there...)
And we have your new ringtone...


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So you can now listen anyway you darn well please! :)
GET MORE FTs! On:
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CONTACT/FIND US:
Voicemail line: via Skype: rantmehard Rant us! Good and hard!
Email: info @ rantmehard.com  (or shane@ or monica@ rantmehard.com )
Shane Birley: Shanesworld.ca (@ShaneBee on Twitter )
Monica Hamburg: YourDoseofLunacy.com (@MonicaHamburg on Twitter)
Tell your inappropriate friends about us: rantmehard.com.
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You can place your VOTE!
For your choice for "FT of the Week".
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February 10, 2012

Episode 39 - God Save Your Victims vs. Gambling with the Dead

Once again, we have some ethical dilemmas...
If you run over someone with your car what's the protocol? Get out and help him or provide some religious insight? And if someone's advances are making you consistently uncomfortable should you report him to the police or murder him and go gambling with the body in the trunk?
Remember: you never choose the obvious when you go full FT.
We're thankful that Pat and Rob from the comedy podcast, "Somebody and Me" are here as our Guest Judges to provide some insight and decide the "FT of the Week".
Plus: We envision a fake doctor call.

  • Follow Somebody and Me  on Twitter (@SomebodyFunny) and on Facebook   
  • Was this your first time listening to "The S&M Rants"? You might want to try Episode 35 next. 
  • There are more odd dillemas way back on Episode 20 with Sara Bynoe " 20 ("Hang Out With A Dead Body, Hide Your Pron, The Fake Hitman Cometh!" with Sara Bynoe). 

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So you can now listen anyway you darn well please! :)
GET MORE FTs! On:
Twitter: @rantmehard
Facebook: Facebook.com/sandmrants
CONTACT/FIND US:
Voicemail line: via Skype: rantmehard Rant us! Good and hard!
Email: info @ rantmehard.com  (or shane@ or monica@ rantmehard.com )
Shane Birley: Shanesworld.ca (@ShaneBee on Twitter )
Monica Hamburg: YourDoseofLunacy.com (@MonicaHamburg on Twitter)
Tell your inappropriate friends about us: rantmehard.com.  
Our Google+ Page: gplus.to/sandmrants
You can place your VOTE!
For your choice for "FT of the Week".
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February 3, 2012

Episode 38 - Plan WTF from Outside Sanity

(A quick disclaimer here: I had to do a pretty quick edit on this episode due to time-constaints - so if it's your first time listening to the podcast, try starting with, say, Episode 3429 or 35.)
Stab yourself repeatedly over a customer service incident? Or concoct a murder-for-money scheme that involved electrocuting a cat? If you can't envision yourself doing either, then you're bound to be as completely baffled by our competitors and their plans as we are...  
And, so, to determine our "FT of the Week", we are grateful to have Bruce M Campbell who returns to lend his brilliance and wit to the show as our Guest Judge.

Plus: we have an erotic story that is neither erotic nor a story.  What it is, however, is completely WTF?! 
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CONTACT/FIND US:
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