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Craigslist Craziness! Seen Craigslist ads that baffle? Those unintentionally bizarre, manipulative, or downright sleazy posts? The ones that make you go WTF, LMAO or AIOTRP (Am I on the Right Planet)?

That's "Craigslost"! A quick, funny and explicit podcast where Monica Hamburg reads baffling (possibly disturbing) Craigslist ads.


Monica's podcasts have been mentioned on The Huffington Post, Splitsider, won "Most Vulgar Canadian Podcast" and were selected for "New & Noteworthy" on iTunes a few times. Try an episode to hear what you're in for.

November 30, 2012

81 - Flee From the Travelling Turk or Scream for the Ice Cream Lady

******We're back on iTunes - now at a new link: Please subscribe (or resubscribe): https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413 ******

We have some persistent FTs this time around: A guy whose chance meeting with a gal - who doesn't want him - leads him on an 8 month sea odyssey...  And a lady who solves her problems with men in a manner that is unique - and intricate.

Thankfully Jarrod Harris is here to provide enlightenment and judgement!  Who will be the "FT of the Week"? Tune in and find out!

Plus: No bones about it, this chick is warped.

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    THANKS TO:
    • Sloan Garrett for the great ad! He wrote, produced and voiced it himself. <3
    • Shiftypop for the new theme song, interstitial and outro music:  
    • Calso Art for the new logo/album art.
    • For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  
    • Contributors on Freesound.org - Episode 81 uses many sounds from freesound, for the full list see here.  
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    Photo below: Boat At Sea by veronica söderberg

    November 24, 2012

    80 - Penney Peeper vs. Poser for Piggybacks

    It's status quo over here... just talking about a few perverts trying to enact their fetishes without other people catching on...

    Like watching co-workers go to the bathroom? Enjoy having people pile on top of each other (not what you're thinking...)  Who doesn't!

    Judgement is provided by Found Footage's Nick Prueher! He awards the prestigious title of "FT of the Week".

    Plus: Bowler Gone Bad.

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    GET IT. FAST.

      YOU ARE WELCOME TO:
      THANKS TO:
      • Shiftypop for the new theme song, interstitial and outro music:  
      • Calso Art for the new logo/album art.
      • For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg 
      • Contributors on Freesound.org - Episode 80 uses many sounds from freesound, for the full list see here.
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      Photo below: Woman On The Phone by Vera Kratochvil


      November 16, 2012

      79 - Pastor Molest to Cure vs Pastor Satan-Influenced Necro

      ***New Info for Podcast***
      New name: "Dazed and Convicted"

      Site: DazedandConvicted.com
      Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted
      Twitter: @DazedConvicted
      Feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
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      We are all flawed, my children.  And so how can we judge these wayward Pastors? After all, who here has not molested someone as part of a "cure" - and let he who has not had killed the daughter of his fiancĂ© in order to have sex with her corpse cast the first stone!

      This week's men will be judged! By Comedian Aaron Berg, who decides on the "FT of the Week".
      Plus: First impressions can be so difficult to get right!

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    • Aaron Berg's site is: http://www.aaronberg.com
    • And he's on Twitter: @aaronbergcomedy 
    • His tour schedule is here - and he'll be in Vancouver (B.C.) December 20-22.  

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        OTHER INFO:

            • I'll be sending out a monthly newsletter (soon) containing additional weirdness. https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
            • And to email me, send to: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com  
            YOUR VOTE:

            You can place your VOTE! For your choice for "FT of the Week". http://poll.fm/3yr5i

            (You are also welcome to comment about them on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)


            THANKS TO:

            • Shiftypop for the new theme song, interstitial and outro music:  
            • Calso Art for the new logo/album art.
            • For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  and music by beatscribe 
            • Contributors on Freesound.org - Episode 79 uses many sounds from freesound, for the full list see here.
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            November 15, 2012

            Dazed and Convicted is the new "S&M Rants"

            If you're here, you've already know that the podcast that was "The S&M Rants" is now called: "Dazed and Convicted".

            Since Episode 72, I also have a new co-host (Bill Allman) - and we do even more sketches.

            It's lots of fun, still very dark and sure to shock your folks.

            Where you can find the podcast:

            This site (obviously): DazedandConvicted.com
            Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted
            Twitter: @DazedConvicted

            Feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
            iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413
            Stitcher: http://stitcher.com/listen.php?fid=19756

            Full Guest List here.

            Thanks for listening!

            Cheers,
            Monica

            November 10, 2012

            78 - Masochistic Self-Defence Guru vs. Furious Panty-Stealer

            ***Please note: We're now at DazedandConvicted.com (Oh, and the show is now called "Dazed and Convicted")***

            How can you enact your fetish? If you're like this week's dudes you might choose to organize a fake self-defense class in order to enjoy some soothing kicks to the privates - or you could break into your secret crush's house, terrorize her sibling and make death threats, all while aiming to stealing half-a-dozen pairs of undergarments.

            Some guys are just so easy to please!

            We're fortunate to have Suzy Rawsome to evaluate and judge these weirdos - and determine who is the "FT of the Week".

            Plus: A Motivational Teacher.
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            Guest Co-Host
            Guest Judges






          • Suzy Rawsome is on Twitter: @SuzyRawsome and on Facebook (Facebook.com/SuzyRoss)
          • Her blog is: http://suzyrawsome.blogspot.ca  
          • She performs and runs a bunch of comedy nights in Vancouver - keep up to speed on her site and FB. 

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              OTHER INFO:
                  • I'll be sending out a monthly newsletter (soon) containing additional weirdness. https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
                  • And to email me, send to: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com  
                  YOUR VOTE:

                  You can place your VOTE! For your choice for "FT of the Week". http://poll.fm/3yr5i

                  (You are also welcome to comment about them on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)

                  THANKS TO:
                  • Shiftypop for the new theme song, interstitial and outro music:  
                  • Calso Art for the new logo/album art.
                  • Contributors on Freesound.org - Episode 78 uses many sounds from freesound, for the full list see here.
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                  Post photo is: Golden Nut Decoration by Petr Kratochvil

                  November 3, 2012

                  77 - Horny Naked Highway Clown vs. an Old Weight-Challenged Beach-Loving Perv

                  Get sexed up by a clown on the road or have an elderly man pleasure himself to you by the sea? So many hot options this time, it's impossible to choose!
                  Luckily, the guys from the "Sweet Feathery Jesus" Podcast (Booze, Belasco and Dr. P.) return to Guest Judge to provide insight on the madness help us understand - and decide on the "FT of the Week".
                  Plus: Another lousy experience at a bank.
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                  • List of the Guest Judges we're had so far & their episode links here!
                  Guest Co-Host
                  Guest Judges







                • Hear: The Sweet Feathery Jesus podcast: Sweetfeatheryjesus.com
                • Find them on Twitter: (Main & Booze: @sfjdotcom, Belasco = @Jeffasu, Dr. P. = @BeTheCatfish  
                • On Facebook: Facebook.com/sfjdotcom    
                • And: Monica's on one of their ".5" episodes... 55.5 - "Festivities".  

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                  The SFJ Guys were also on Episode 70 - Cape FT.
                  Last week, some real fakers... including a woman who faked her own kidnapping to get a day off work.  On Episode 76 - Fake it Until You... Something
                  See a full list of all Guest Judges and their episodes.
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                    OTHER INFO:

                      • I'll be sending out a monthly newsletter (soon) containing additional weirdness. https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
                      • And to email me, send to: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com  
                      YOUR VOTE:

                      You can place your VOTE! For your choice for "FT of the Week". http://poll.fm/3yr5i

                      (You are also welcome to comment about them on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)

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