About

This is an explicit comedy podcast that comes in several flavors.

Presently, it's "Pornomedy"
where Monica Hamburg explores an assortment of odd user-named porn-titles, confounding tags, weird comments - and more!

Previously it's been:

- "Confined" she and a guest discussed strange and hilarious things she found on the net on "Confined"! Like especially bad porn tags & titles (#Pornomedy), peculiar products, strange spells, terrible t-shirts and more.

- Bizarre Craigslist ads on "Craigslost".


And there've been other itinerations. She's nothing if not consistent.

Monica's podcasts have been mentioned on The Huffington Post, Splitsider, won "Most Vulgar Canadian Podcast" and were selected for "New & Noteworthy" on iTunes a few times.

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May 27, 2013

D&C Mini - May 27, 2013 - Gold!!!

D&C Mini is the bi-weekly extension of the podcast. It's a tasty snack to tide you over until the full episode. (For now, "Dazed and Convicted" full episodes will  come out on alternate weeks.)

In this mini, Mike Sains (of the "Tower of Sour" podcast) joins me to talk about some astoundingly poor scams - one of which actually worked! Plus: strange internet finds (daddy issues, my stalker is the best and a unique proposal question).

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May 20, 2013

98 - Marrivorce Counselling vs. Gynomance

You might have been told at your job that you're not supposed to date your colleagues - but did you know you also can't use a marriage counseling practice as a way to make your clients get divorced so they can hook up with you? Or that you can't be a gynecologist and rape your patients? Wow! Workplaces have so many rules these days!

Two ethical and professional FTs on display this week - and thankfully comedian Dave Waite is available to sort out the FT of the Week.


Plus: Craigslist kindness!


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  • Shiftypop for the theme song, interstitials and outro music. 
  • Calso Art for the logo/album art.
  • For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  


  • For the 1st sketch: the meditation background music is: "Ripples" by Kevin MacLeod and is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100691
  • The Mariachi Band is from Soundbyter http://www.soundbyter.com/2011/08/free-mariachi-band-sound-effect/  
  • Episode 98 ALSO uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.  
  • Photo (below) = Call Me In Lipstick by K Whiteford

    Call Me In Lipstick
  • May 13, 2013

    D&C Mini - May 13, 2013 - Cars

    D&C Mini is the bi-weekly extension of the podcast. (For now, "Dazed and Convicted" full episodes will  come out on alternate weeks.)

    In this mini, Comedian Eric Fell joins me to discuss two men who stole their dates' cars...  - and to read some strange internet finds (how to: make her forget, lust over tasty Japanese women and talk dirty to your wife).

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    May 6, 2013

    97 - Musical HIV vs Preventive Euthanasia


    It's HIV madness this week! Two healers - one is a hobbyist acupuncturist and the other helps his family out by killing them in a "non-violent" way.

    It's spring and death is in the air!  
    The idiocy is stunning. Fortunately, comedian Joe Zimmerman helps decide the FT of the Week.

    Plus: Facebook love letters.


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  • Shiftypop for the theme song, interstitials and outro music. 
  • Calso Art for the logo/album art.
  • For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg 


  • In the 2nd sketch - the theme song is: “Airport Lounge” by Kevin MacLeod and is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100806 - and the song used as Ryan's song was “Plaint by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0 http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1300009
  • Episode 97 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.  
  • Photo (below) = Hypodermic Needle by George Hodan

  • Hypodermic Needle

    May 1, 2013

    Delicate and Caring Sexual Encounter

    I do enjoy making fun of user-named porn clips. Almost as much as actually watching porn...

    These are names that regular people who upload professional porn videos to another site have given the content. And, as you can see, they really know how to sell it!



    I prefer MILF... but I do love me them yellow cars!



    And here's where I prefer teen lesbians - but it's been a while since I was able to masturbate to a real striped wall!


    When I get that feeling... I want Sexual Fingering...

    Actually, I'm not sure what feeling that would be, since the term "Sexual Fingering" is making me retch.












    Oh, how kind, they're spreading the nausea to men too!

    It's what every dude wants to WATCH: a handjob.  And it's fucking romantic... Can you say SCORCHING?!



    I'm excited about this Creampie Slut but I do need to be sure she's got her certification.



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