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Craigslist Craziness! Seen Craigslist ads that baffle? Those unintentionally bizarre, manipulative, or downright sleazy posts? The ones that make you go WTF, LMAO or AIOTRP (Am I on the Right Planet)?

That's "Craigslost"! A quick, funny and explicit podcast where Monica Hamburg reads baffling (possibly disturbing) Craigslist ads.


Monica's podcasts have been mentioned on The Huffington Post, Splitsider, won "Most Vulgar Canadian Podcast" and were selected for "New & Noteworthy" on iTunes a few times. Try an episode to hear what you're in for.

April 4, 2015

119 - A Helping Spank and The Birds and the Beads

This time, one Craigslist poster tries to sell us on perverted therapy and another has a longing prelude to sex (maybe). Then there's a voice-over ad with such low expectations. And a second asking for help with a craaaazy plan!  And, speaking of craaaazy plans, I discuss a news article with a sex offender's completely non-transparent ruse...   

And it's still on: The contest to draw a worse logo of than the one this Fiverr guy drew of me. ( http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/  )

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--Credits-- 

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:







  • Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .
  • Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

  • Episode Photo (Below) = "Wireless Microphone" by Petr Kratochvil


    Sound effects

    1) Phone ring = “analogue_phone_ring_004.flac“  by lorenzosu
    2) “Hello” = “My sounds » hello.mp3 by AlucardsBride: http://freesound.org/people/AlucardsBride/sounds/173114/



  • *Demo reel credits:
    Clips from:
    1) Inverse Delirium #70 “Snob Appeal “ Inversedelirium.com
    2) Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects (Video Game)
    3) CSI: Miami (Video game) “Crack or Jack”
    4) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #111
    5)  Dazed and Convicted – Episode #94
    6) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #115
    Music: "Oppressive Gloom" by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
    7) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #107