106 - The Imperceptible Molester vs Pervie The Puppetmaster

How can you determine if someone is a molester? Can you figure it out by how they look? Or the way they act? Or by Child Services coming to tell you? Sometimes just don't have enough information to make the call!

And that's only our first story - the second involves a crazed puppeteer!

There's no missing this episode - unless you want to keep your sanity intact. But chances are, you have none of that left after reading this description! So why resist!

Listen to Comedian Patrick Maliha determine this week's "FT of the Week"!

Plus: A normal, safe, sane guy
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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Channel

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Host 

• Monica Hamburg (Twitter @monicahamburg, Vine, Facebook )  

Co-Host 

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge 

• Find Patrick Maliha 
• Podcast: "Funny Enough" (funnyenough.ca/) 
• Purchase his DVD http://patrick-maliha.thestandupcomedians.com/
• On Twitter (@PattyFatty)
• On Facebook https://www.facebook.com/patrickmaliha 
• The Gentlemen Hecklers (GentlemenHecklers.com/) (Facebook Page / @GentHecklers)
• Patrick Maliha will be at Comedy Mix in Vancouver September 26-28

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.  

Info

• This week's stories: Caring, Attentive Mom, Crazed Puppeteer 
• I mentioned Matt Davis (who was on Episode 103) is coming to Vancouver (at Lafflines) on Sept 27/28.

Check out 

• All episodes & guests - list here: Dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html 
• We're also on Soundcloud (Full episodes) (Just the Mini-casts)  

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THANKS TO:

• Sloan Garrett for the great Bill Allman ad (after the outro).
• Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Sample the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg    

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Photo below = The Lost Toy by George Hodan