Podmash - LIVE with Dazed and Convicted, Sneaky Dragon and Science Us

We were honored to be a part of this live show where we did a 20 minute version of our podcast live in front of an audience along with 2 other great Vancouver podcasts.

Here's the description from the stars and organizers, Sneaky Dragon:

"Our first episode of PodMash! The brainchild of Ian Boothby, PodMash! takes three different podcasts and mashes them together into one show. Everyone was given the same subject to talk about, but everyone got to choose how they approached it. For our first episode we were joined by Monica Hamburg and Bill Allman from Dazed and Convicted and Ivan Decker and Peter Carlone from Science Us.
It was a lot of fun doing the show. Thanks to Dazed and Convicted and Science Us for coming onto PodMash! Thanks to Skinny Fat Jack’s for having us! And thanks to you, our wonderful listeners, for coming out and supporting the show!
Hooray!!!"

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115 - No Homo Molester vs Real Estate Revenge

What do you do when you live next to people whose lifestyle you disapprove of - or when you want to buy a house but it just doesn't work out? Some would choose to just go on with their life. And those people are adorable.

So... Burn their home down or create a campaign of terror? Of course!

Sara Barron (Humorist, Author of "The Harm in Asking" and "People are Unappealing") is our wonderful Guest Judge this time - and determines our “FT of the Week”.

Plus: Craigslist provides a stellar example of relationship problem solving!

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Dazed and Convicted, A Dark Comedy Podcast
Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg (Twitter @monicahamburg, Vine, Facebook )  

Co-Host 

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge    

• Sara Barron http://sarabarron.com
• Buy her books - especially the new one! ("The Harm in Asking") http://sarabarron.com/buy/
  (You can purchase from that link on Amazon etc.) 
• Twitter (@sarabarron)
• Facebook (Facebook.com/sarabarron1000000 )

Sponsor

• Hostgator.com - Get 30% off EVERYTHING by using our special code: DAZED

Check out 

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• iTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413
• On Stitcher: http://stitcher.com/listen.php?fid=19756
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FIND

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• Newsletter: http://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
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YOU ARE WELCOME TO:

• Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Please help us by sharing the show! (We're on Soundcloud, Stitcher, Twitter, Facebook or other to win the 1-month sexy membership!)  
• Other ways to promote the show here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO:

• Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Listen to the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  
• Sad whistle (after mom's disclaimer) = by Splashdust on Freesound.org

Most SFX sounds and music (such as the ones in the sketches) are from Freesound. EXCEPT:

The music in sketch 2 are both by Kevin MacLeod:

 1) (For “Lair”:) "Oppressive Gloom" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
 2) (For “Lovely couple’s home”:) "Porch Swing Days - slower" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

• The full list of sounds used are here.  

Photo below Open House Sign by Paul Brennan little paul

114 - Marriage Meathead vs Tool Taken

What do you do when: you forget to do something important like book a hall for your wedding or if you just want to go out drinking with your friends but know your wife won't approve?

The responses of our Competitors this week are both logical and measured. 

Psyche! They're FTs! They will overact in a way that will make your mind explode!

Adorable Comedian TJ Young is our wonderful Guest Judge this time - and decides the “FT of the Week”.

Plus: Respectful Craigslist courting.

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Dazed and Convicted, A Dark Comedy Podcast
Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg (Twitter @monicahamburg, Vine, Facebook )  

Co-Host 

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge    

• Find TJ Young at: http://thattj.com 
• Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thattj) 
• Twitter (@Thattj) 
• His Shows: http://www.thattj.com/#!shows/c2sv  

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.  

Sponsor

• Hostgator.com - Get 30% off EVERYTHING by using our special code: DAZED

Check out 

• All episodes & guests - list here: Dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html 
• We're also on Soundcloud 

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GENERAL SHOW NOTES

GET IT. FAST.

By subscribing:

• Feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
• iTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413
• On Stitcher: http://stitcher.com/listen.php?fid=19756
• Via Email (see: http://dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html)

FIND

More snarky and weird content via:

• Twitter: @DazedConvicted
• Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted
• Newsletter: http://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
• I'm also on: the Podawful Channel Group: Facebook.com/groups/podawfulchannel/?fref=ts

YOU ARE WELCOME TO:

• Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Please help us by sharing the show! (We're on Soundcloud, Stitcher, Twitter, Facebook or other to win the 1-month sexy membership!)  
• Other ways to promote the show here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO: 

• Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Listen to the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  
• Sad whistle (after mom's disclaimer) = by Splashdust on Freesound.org

Most sounds (such as the ones in the sketches) are from Freesound. EXCEPT for Sketch 2 which contains clips from the films: "Goodfellas", "Bad Santa", "Die Hard", "Passenger 57", "Indian Jones and The Last Crusade", "Full Metal Jacket", "Fargo", "Speed", "Little Shop of Horrors", "Gone with The Wind", "Taken", "Lethal Weapon", "Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace", "National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation", "Planes trains and Automobiles", "Cool Hand Luke" and "Terminator 2" were used in this sketch.These were used in satire and parody.
And besides, we have no money, so you needn’t bother.

• For the full list of sounds used see here.  [CHANGE ___]

Photo below by Terrified Man by George Hodan 

113 - Burrito Butchery vs Beating for Beats

One of the hallmarks of being an FT seems to be that you overreact to small slights.  But what if you feel really hurt because someone, say, didn't invite you to go car shopping - or changed the music at a party... Well, if you're familiar with this show, you'll have a good guess as to what happens next...

Comedian Jimmy Shubert is our great Guest Judge this time - and crowns our “FT of the Week”.

Plus: An unusual fetish. Yes, even more unusual than usual.
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Dazed and Convicted, A Dark Comedy Podcast
Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg (Twitter @monicahamburg, Vine, Facebook )  

Co-Host 

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge  

• Find Jimmy Shubert at: JimmyShubert.com 
• Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/jimmyshubert) 
• Twitter (@JimmyShubert) 
• His Podcast is "The Jimmy Shubert" show at http://jimmyshubert.com/episodes/  (ITunes)

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.  

Sponsor

• Hostgator.com - Get 30% off EVERYTHING by using our special code: DAZED

Info

• This week's stories: Poison Burrito Lady and Music Man

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By subscribing:

• Feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
• iTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413
• On Stitcher: http://stitcher.com/listen.php?fid=19756
• Via Email (see: http://dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html)

FIND

More snarky and weird content via:

• Twitter: @DazedConvicted
• Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted
• Newsletter: http://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
• I'm also on: the Podawful Channel Group: Facebook.com/groups/podawfulchannel/?fref=ts

YOU ARE WELCOME TO:

• Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Please help us by sharing the show! (From this site, from Soundcloud etc.)
• Other ways to promote the show here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO: 

• Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Listen to the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  
• Sad whistle (after mom's disclaimer) = by Splashdust on Freesound.org

Most other sounds (such as the ones in the sketches) are from Freesound, for the full list see here. 

Photo below by "Music Dancer 2" by Sabine Sauermaul

112 - Brain-Violation Avenger vs The Demon Destroyer

This episode showcases some protectors! A man seeks to avenge his spouse's telepathic assault* - and another is intent on saving his landlord from a demon attack!

Wonderful Comedian Sam Tripoli returns to serve again as our Guest Judge and does us the kindness of deciding our “FT of the Week”.

Plus: It's Gospel Comedy Time!
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Dazed and Convicted, A Dark Comedy Podcast
Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg (Twitter @monicahamburg, Vine, Facebook )  

Co-Host 

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge  

• Find Sam Tripoli at Samtripoli.com 
• Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/samtripoli) 
• Twitter (@SamTripoli)
• "The Naughty Show" (Soundcloud = https://soundcloud.com/the-naughty-show, All Things Comedy http://allthingscomedy.com/channels/20/the-naughty-show and iTunes)  (Twitter @NaughtyShow) and Facebook)
• "Punch Drunk Sports" can be found at: http://punchdrunksports.net/
  (on Facebook, Twitter)
• (Monica's posts on the Punch Drunk sports blog: http://www.punchdrunksports.com/profile/monica-hamburg/

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.  

Sponsor

• Hostgator.com - Get 30% off EVERYTHING by using our special code: DAZED

Info

• This week's stories: Revenge for telepathic attack and Saving your landlord from demons  (*BELOW and here are the PHOTOS we keep referring to. Scroll to the pic below or click here!)

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By subscribing:

• Feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
• iTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413
• On Stitcher: http://stitcher.com/listen.php?fid=19756
• Via Email (see: http://dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html)

FIND

More snarky and weird content via:

• Twitter: @DazedConvicted
• Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted
• Newsletter: http://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
• I'm also on: the Podawful Channel Group: Facebook.com/groups/podawfulchannel/?fref=ts

YOU ARE WELCOME TO:

• Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Please help us by sharing the show! (From this site, from Soundcloud etc.)
• Other ways to promote the show here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO: 

• Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Listen to the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  
• Sad whistle (after mom's disclaimer) = by Splashdust on Freesound.org

Most other sounds (such as the ones in the sketches) are from Freesound, for the full list see here.

Photo below on The Mirror site (from the Davis County Attorney's office)

Davis County Attorney's office

111 - Monkey Libation Activist vs One Direction to Murder

It’s often difficult when you feel wronged. Especially when the offense is egregious.
Like being told you can’t give a monkey booze… Or not having someone famous follow you back on Twitter.

In those instances, there's only one logical answer: Murder!

Fortunately, Comedian Leah Bonnema is our Guest Judge and can assess these FTs to determine our “FT of the Week”.

Plus: Run your own bank!
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Dazed and Convicted, A Dark Comedy Podcast
Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg (Twitter @monicahamburg, Vine, Facebook )  

Co-Host 

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge  

• Leah Bonnema (LeahBonnema.com)
• On Facebook: https://facebook.com/leahbonnema
• On Twitter: http://twitter.com/leahbonnema
• YouTube: http://youtube.com/user/leahbonnema

Guest Actor 

• Zach Browman (of FindYourFocus.com)
• (Hear Zach on The Art of Charm podcast)

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.  

Sponsor

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• This week's stories: Monkey Drink Fighter and Crazed One Direction Fan. And the Clip played in one of the sketches was from Zak Toscani's appearance on Episode 89: "The Terror Trails of Man Trails"

Check out 

• All episodes & guests - list here: Dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html 
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• iTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413
• On Stitcher: http://stitcher.com/listen.php?fid=19756
• Via Email (see: http://dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html)

FIND

More snarky and weird content via:

• Twitter: @DazedConvicted
• Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted
• Newsletter: http://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
• I'm also on: the Podawful Channel Group: Facebook.com/groups/podawfulchannel/?fref=ts

YOU ARE WELCOME TO:

• Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Please help us by sharing the show! (From this site, from Soundcloud etc.)
• Other ways to promote the show here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO: 

• Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Listen to the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  
• Sad whistle (after mom's disclaimer) = by Splashdust on Freesound.org

 During the 1st (monkey) sketch - the music at the beginning of the sketch = "Monkeys Spinning Monkeys" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ - and the music during "rehab" = "Sing Along with Jim" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Most other sounds (such as the ones in the sketches) are from Freesound, for the full list see here. 

EXCEPT FOR THESE

Illustration below is by our resident artist, Andre Zeroques

110 - Extreme Band Drama vs Game Show Flip Out

Performing can bring out the worst in people! What happens when you get kicked out of a band or have a (potentially) bad audition for a game show? Well, if you've listened to our show before you know the answer: go full FT and kill people! 

Comedian Mike Hollan decides who most merits the honor of “FT of the Week”.

Plus: Want a muffin and coffee in the worst way?
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Dazed and Convicted, A Dark Comedy Podcast
Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg (Twitter @monicahamburg, Vine, Facebook )  

Co-Host 

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge  

• Mike Hollan 
• On Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mike.hollan
• On Twitter: https://twitter.com/mike_hollan 
• Here's a fun interview (article) with Mike.    

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.  

Info

• This week's stories: Extreme Band Drama and Über Family Feud. And the clip of the crazy singer (after outro) was from Episode 80. 

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By subscribing:

• Feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
• iTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413
• On Stitcher: http://stitcher.com/listen.php?fid=19756
• Via Email (see: http://dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html)

FIND

More snarky and weird content via:

• Twitter: @DazedConvicted
• Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted
• Newsletter: http://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
• I'm also on: the Podawful Channel Group: Facebook.com/groups/podawfulchannel/?fref=ts

YOU ARE WELCOME TO:

• Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Please help us by sharing the show! (From this site, from Soundcloud etc.)
• Other ways to promote the show here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO: 

• Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Listen to the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  
• Sad whistle (after mom's disclaimer) = by Splashdust on Freesound.org

Most other sounds (such as the ones in the sketches) are from Freesound, for the full list see here. 

Photo below = Banjo Case by Tom Genovese

109 - The Cheerful Killer vs The Principal Who Cracked

It's stressful these days to work in education. So how to release tension? Go on a killing spree! Eliminate your ex-partners and everyone they know or drug dealers who weren't drug dealers. Gold stars for intent!

Our deaducators are: a special education teacher (who was also a cheerleader) and a former principal turned crack addict.

Sweet and funny comedian Keith Alberstadt joins to weigh in on who deserves the title of “FT of the Week”.

Plus: A brilliant highdea

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Host 

• Monica Hamburg (Twitter @monicahamburg, Vine, Facebook )  

Co-Host 

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge  

• Keith Alberstadt site is: keithcomedy.com 
• You can find him on Twitter: @KeithAlberstadt 
• On Facebook: Facebook.com/pages/Keith-Alberstadt/52956997530
• Youtube: Youtube.com/user/keithalby  
• And his Album, “It’s Pronounced Jenkins”, is available on iTunes, Amazon and Pandora  

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.  

Info

• This week's stories:  Tears for Cheers and Crackie The Principal  

Check out 

• All episodes & guests - list here: Dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html 
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• On Stitcher: http://stitcher.com/listen.php?fid=19756
• Via Email (see: http://dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html)

FIND

More snarky and weird content via:

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• Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted
• Newsletter: http://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
• I'm also on: the Podawful Channel Group: Facebook.com/groups/podawfulchannel/?fref=ts

YOU ARE WELCOME TO:

• Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Please help us by sharing the show! (From this site, from Soundcloud etc.)
• Other ways to promote the show here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO: 

• Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Sample the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  

Most other sounds (such as the ones in the sketches) are from Freesound, for the full list see here. 

Photo below = Male Teacher Cartoon by K Whiteford

108 –The Virtuous Violator vs The Benevolent Defiler

How quick we are to jump to conclusions about a rapist’s personality and intent. This week, we learn that some assaulters are deeply ethical men, and others just want to help!

The wonderful Comedian Paula Bel is here to assess these high-principled gentlemen and decide who deserves to be our “FT of the Week”.

Plus: A ritual that needs you. Naked.

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We're part of the Pod Awful Channel.  Podawful.net

Host 

• Monica Hamburg (Twitter @monicahamburg, Vine, Facebook )  

Co-Host 

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge 

• Paula Bel's site is: http://paulabelcomic.com/ 
• Her Album "America's Sweetheart" is on iTunes
• An you can find her on Facebook Facebook.com/PaulaBelComic
• And on Twitter: @RealPaulaBel

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.  

Info

• This week's stories:Revenge Rape and Sex to Save!  

Check out 

• All episodes & guests - list here: Dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html 
• We're also on Soundcloud (Full episodes) (Just the Mini-casts)  

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• Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Please help us by sharing the show! (From this site, from Soundcloud etc.)
• Other ways to promote the show here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO: 

• Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Sample the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg   

Most other sounds (such as the ones in the sketches) are from Freesound, for the full list see here. 

Photo below = Angel Letter Paper by Sabine Sauermaul

107 - Bobcat Snuggling vs Post-Headwound Happy Meal

Weekends are so much fun! You can take your kids to the zoo to play with a wild animal – or for a fun fast-food meal after an exhausting game of hit-and-stare!

Two supremely clueless mothers duke it out this time for the "FT of the Week" title. And wonderful Comedian Jessica Sager returns to make the call!

Plus: A logical trade.
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We're part of the Pod Awful Channel.  Podawful.net

Host 

• Monica Hamburg (Twitter @monicahamburg, Vine, Facebook )  

Co-Host 

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge 

• Follow Jessica Sager:
• On Facebook http://Facebook.com/Ohheyjesssager
• And on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ohheyjesssager

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.  

Info

• This week's stories:Bobcat Snugglers and SUV Ride pre-happy meal 
  
  
• Patrick Maliha (who was on Episode 106) will be at The Comedy Mix (in Vancouver) on Sept 26-28
• And I mentioned last week Matt Davis (who was on Episode 103) is coming to Vancouver (at Lafflines) on Sept 27/28

Check out 

• All episodes & guests - list here: Dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html 
• We're also on Soundcloud (Full episodes) (Just the Mini-casts)  

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By subscribing:

• Feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
• iTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413
• On Stitcher: http://stitcher.com/listen.php?fid=19756
• Via Email (see: http://dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html)

FIND

More snarky and weird content via:

• Twitter: @DazedConvicted
• Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted
• Newsletter: http://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
• I'm also on: the Podawful Channel Group: Facebook.com/groups/podawfulchannel/?fref=ts

YOU ARE WELCOME TO:

• Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Please help us by sharing the show! (From this site, from Soundcloud etc.)
• Other ways to promote the show here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO: 

• Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Sample the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg   

All other sounds are from Freesound, for the full list see here. 

Photo below = Lynx or Bobcat by Karen Arnold

106 - The Imperceptible Molester vs Pervie The Puppetmaster

How can you determine if someone is a molester? Can you figure it out by how they look? Or the way they act? Or by Child Services coming to tell you? Sometimes just don't have enough information to make the call!

And that's only our first story - the second involves a crazed puppeteer!

There's no missing this episode - unless you want to keep your sanity intact. But chances are, you have none of that left after reading this description! So why resist!

Listen to Comedian Patrick Maliha determine this week's "FT of the Week"!

Plus: A normal, safe, sane guy
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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Channel

We're part of the Pod Awful Channel.  Podawful.net

Host 

• Monica Hamburg (Twitter @monicahamburg, Vine, Facebook )  

Co-Host 

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge 

• Find Patrick Maliha 
• Podcast: "Funny Enough" (funnyenough.ca/) 
• Purchase his DVD http://patrick-maliha.thestandupcomedians.com/
• On Twitter (@PattyFatty)
• On Facebook https://www.facebook.com/patrickmaliha 
• The Gentlemen Hecklers (GentlemenHecklers.com/) (Facebook Page / @GentHecklers)
• Patrick Maliha will be at Comedy Mix in Vancouver September 26-28

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.  

Info

• This week's stories: Caring, Attentive Mom, Crazed Puppeteer 
• I mentioned Matt Davis (who was on Episode 103) is coming to Vancouver (at Lafflines) on Sept 27/28.

Check out 

• All episodes & guests - list here: Dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html 
• We're also on Soundcloud (Full episodes) (Just the Mini-casts)  

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GENERAL SHOW NOTES

GET IT. FAST.

By subscribing:

• Feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
• iTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413
• On Stitcher: http://stitcher.com/listen.php?fid=19756
• Via Email (see: http://dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html)

FIND

More snarky and weird content via:

• Twitter: @DazedConvicted
• Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted
• Newsletter: http://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
• I'm also on: the Podawful Channel Group: Facebook.com/groups/podawfulchannel/?fref=ts

YOU ARE WELCOME TO:

• Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Please help us by sharing the show! (From this site, from Soundcloud etc.)
• Other ways to promote the show here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO:

• Sloan Garrett for the great Bill Allman ad (after the outro).
• Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Sample the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg    

HOWEVER most other sounds are from Freesound, for the full list see here. 

Photo below = The Lost Toy by George Hodan

105 - The Devil Went Down to New Hampshire vs Shoot to... Something

This week, a man who decided his technical issues were the devil's work and another who needed to prove he could shoot straight.

Who will be the "FT of the Week"? Fierce competition here since one killed an elderly woman and the other guy murdered his friends!

Thankfully, Comedian Jake Weisman is our Guest Judge and provides his expert verdict!

Plus: Of sneezing and goats.
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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Channel

We're part of the Pod Awful Channel.  Podawful.net

Host 

• Monica Hamburg (Twitter @monicahamburg, Vine, Facebook )  

Co-Host 

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge 

• Find Jake Weisman: 
• and on Twitter (@WeismanJake)
• On Facebook https://www.facebook.com/jake.weisman.1?fref=ts 
• His sketch group is “Women”: Womencomedy.com 
• He’s on Dave Ross’ “Holy Fuck” album (along with other awesome comics.) http://holyfuckcomedyalbum.com/ 
• Blog: http://jakeweismanyay.tumblr.com/

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles. (Not this time around - but generally.)

Info

• This week's stories: It's The Devil!, I Shoot Great 

Check out 

• All episodes & guests - list here: Dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html 
• We're also on Soundcloud (Full episodes) (Just the Mini-casts) 
• Monica on The New York City Crime Report!

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GENERAL SHOW NOTES

GET IT. FAST.

By subscribing:

• Feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
• iTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413
• On Stitcher: http://stitcher.com/listen.php?fid=19756
• Via Email (see: http://dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html)

FIND

More snarky and weird content via:

• Twitter: @DazedConvicted
• Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted
• Newsletter: http://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
• I'm also on: the Podawful Channel Group: Facebook.com/groups/podawfulchannel/?fref=ts

YOU ARE WELCOME TO:

• Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Please help us by sharing the show! (From this site, from Soundcloud etc.)
• Other ways to promote the show here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO:

• Sloan Garrett for the great Bill Allman ad (after the outro).
• Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Sample the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg    

HOWEVER most other sounds are from Freesound, for the full list see here. 

Photo below = Satanic Symbol by Alex Borland