About

The NEW version* of Dazed and Convicted: Craigslost consists of fast (around 15 minute) dark (and explicit) episodes where Monica Hamburg reads disturbing Craigslist ads and other bizarre internet finds.

The previous version (#72-#115) had Monica and Bill Allman discuss two news stories that feature complete FTs (criminals who have done something terrible and generally violent). Yet absurd in a sick way. And they created sketches inspired by the crimes. And then a comedian decided on the "moron" of the week. Because that’s what compassionate people do.

Monica's podcasts have been chosen for Splitsider's "This Week in Comedy Podcasts", winner of the "Most Vulgar Canadian Podcast" and "New & Noteworthy" on iTunes a few times. Try an episode (e.g. the one below to hear what you're in for.

*Note: these were previously known as "Minis"


May 30, 2016

125 - Macho HeeHeebre and Spa Perv

This episode contains fantastic Craigslist ads about: Relaxing in front of a perv, hiring an idiot to handle your successful career, teaching the art of macho laughing - and meeting the man of your dreams! 

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Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:


  • Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. 
  • Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0
  • Music for Editor Informercial = "Open Those Bright Eyes", also by Kevin MacLeod,  licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.

  • February 6, 2016

    124 - Smugism and Show Your Friends Some Love

    This episode: A tool that will help you be a tool, Craigslist ads about fetishes that are definitely not fetishes, roommates from that place that has generally been classified as scorching but it's important not to judge, and a most flexible Airbnb guest.

    Plus: Flaunting your flute.

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    --Credits-- 

    Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

    The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

    Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

    MUSIC & SFX:




  • Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. 
  • Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0
  • Music for Editor Informercial = "Open Those Bright Eyes", also by Kevin MacLeod,  licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. 

  • Episode Photo (Below) = "Bamboo Flute" by Junior Libby


    December 19, 2015

    123 - No Secret Secretions. And Taping That - Therapeutically

    This episode: Get your secretions to work for you! Learn the secret seduction technique to get all the broken women your friends know! Plus: Connecticut People Problems

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    Site: DazedandConvicted.com

    Host 
    --Notes--

    --Find All Episodes--

    DazedandConvicted.com

    Twitter@DazedConvicted, 
    FacebookFacebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

    Subscribe - options
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    RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
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    Soundcloud:
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    ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted
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    --Credits-- 

    Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

    The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

    Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

    MUSIC & SFX:



  • Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .
  • Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0


  • Episode Photo (Below) = "Survey Check List" by Circe Denyer [___]


    July 30, 2015

    122 - Act Someone Else’s Heart Out or Get Murdered via App

    This time: Let your bottom pay for your indiscretions, don’t let your waste go to waste, kill a marriage with your acting and find out how to make a violent situation even worse!
    Plus: Detailed erotica. With the wrong kind of details.

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    ---Information and Links ---

    Site: DazedandConvicted.com

    Host 
    --Notes--

    --Find All Episodes--

    DazedandConvicted.com

    Twitter@DazedConvicted, 
    FacebookFacebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

    Subscribe - options
    iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413 
    RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
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    http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted
    Soundcloud:
    https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76 http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html 
    ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted
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    --Credits-- 

    Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

    The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

    Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

    MUSIC & SFX:


  • Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .
  • Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0


  • Episode Photo (Below) = "Checking IPhone" by shoko araki




    June 30, 2015

    121 - Beware the Fast Food Floozies and Project Exploitation Renovation

    This episode: Fulfill your creepy fantasy or get clean... with some strings attached.  Craigslist is always there to help!
    Also, join me for the joys of online dating - including a trip through Tinder...

    Plus: Suicidal subway drivers and slutty Wendy's workers!

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    ---Information and Links ---

    Site: DazedandConvicted.com

    Host 
    --Notes--

    --Find All Episodes--

    DazedandConvicted.com

    Twitter@DazedConvicted, 
    FacebookFacebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

    Subscribe - options
    iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413 
    RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
    Stitcher: 
    http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted
    Soundcloud:
    https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76 http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html 
    ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted
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    --Credits-- 

    Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

    The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

    Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

    MUSIC & SFX:




  • Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .
  • Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0
  • Sound effect: "Gunshots" - by Kleeb from Freesound.org 

  • Episode Photo (Below) = "Eye Looking" (Public Domain)