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Craigslist Craziness! Seen Craigslist ads that baffle? Those unintentionally bizarre, manipulative, or downright sleazy posts? The ones that make you go WTF, LMAO or AIOTRP (Am I on the Right Planet)?

That's "Craigslost"! A quick, funny and explicit podcast where Monica Hamburg reads baffling (possibly disturbing) Craigslist ads.


Monica's podcasts have been mentioned on The Huffington Post, Splitsider, won "Most Vulgar Canadian Podcast" and were selected for "New & Noteworthy" on iTunes a few times. Try an episode to hear what you're in for.

All episodes at: "Episode List"

January 28, 2013

Reposting Episode 87 ONLY for Apple Podcast App Users. 87 - Road Artistry vs Pedo in a Cupboard

****Apple's Podcast App hasn't picked up this episode yet, so if that's the app you're using - here's the latest episode. Otherwise, you may already have the episode****

A stripper who does performance art on the highway and a misunderstood janitor living in the school cupboard...No one truly understands these poor souls' creativity or journey to enlightenment.

Thankfully, we have a man who seems to comprehend some of it and can ascertain the "FT of the Week": The World's Only White Male Comedian Jason Horton.

Plus:  Heavy Metal is more destructive than we assumed...

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  • Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) for the pieces Light Thoughts and Easy Lemon (used in the 3rd sketch) 
  • Mike Koenig for the “Slide/Sliding”sound 
  • Shiftypop for the theme song, interstitials and outro music. 
  • Calso Art for the logo/album art.
  • For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  
  • Episode 87 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.
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    Below: Man Waiving by Petr Kratochvil
    Man Waiving

    87 - Road Artistry vs. Pedo in a Cupboard

    A stripper who does performance art on the highway and a misunderstood janitor living in the school cupboard...No one truly understands these poor souls' creativity or journey to enlightenment.

    Thankfully, we have a man who seems to comprehend some of it and can ascertain the "FT of the Week": The World's Only White Male Comedian Jason Horton.

    Plus:  Heavy Metal is more destructive than we assumed...

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    Site: DazedandConvicted.com
    Channel

    We're now a part of the Pod Awful Channel.  Podawful.net

    Host 

    Co-Host
    Guest Judge
    Special Appearance 
    • Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.
    Info
    Related episodes
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    GENERAL SHOW NOTES

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    YOU ARE WELCOME TO:
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  • Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) for the pieces Light Thoughts and Easy Lemon (used in the 3rd sketch) 
  • Mike Koenig for the “Slide/Sliding”sound 
  • Shiftypop for the theme song, interstitials and outro music. 
  • Calso Art for the logo/album art.
  • For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  and music by beatscribe 
  • Episode 87 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.
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    Below: Man Waiving by Petr Kratochvil
    Man Waiving

    January 18, 2013

    86 - Attempted Murder LOL vs. Enjoyed My Gift YOLO

    This time we have a gal so attentive to her ex-boyfriend she even tried to take care of his mother. And another gal who was so grateful for her Christmas present, she used it right away!

    Hey, when put that way, these ladies sound pretty sweet.

    As usual, deciding on the "FT of the Week" is a conundrum!
    So the brilliant Taylor Ketchum takes the call - and makes the call.

    Plus: A cuckhold and his pride... sitting in a tree.
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    Story Info
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  • Shiftypop for the theme song, interstitials and outro music. 
  • Calso Art for the new logo/album art.
  • For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg   
  • Episode 86 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.

    Phone below: 
    Young Woman Texting by Petr Kratochvil
     
  • Young Woman Texting

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    January 11, 2013

    85 - Stealing is the New Bonding


    It's so hard to find the time to spend quality time with your kids! Why not hang out with them while you're doing some of your errands. Like: stealing.

    It can count as one of their chores and they'll even be earning their allowance.

    These mothers should write a parenting guide!

    Roy Tighe has graciously accepted the role of Guest Judge this time and decides our “FT of the Week”.

    And Mike Sains (of the Tower of Sour podcast) fills in for Bill (as Bill is infectious right now.
    OK, more infectious).

    Plus: Share a very intimate moment with a stranger.
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  • Shiftypop for the theme song, interstitials and outro music. 
  • Sloan Garrett, who created, voiced & produced the "Winners" disclaimer: 
  • Calso Art for the new logo/album art.
  • For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  
  • Episode 85 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.
  • January 1, 2013

    Bonus Track #1 - More Russian Discussion

    Happy New Year!

    Should old FTs be forgot, and never brought to mind?
    I think not!

    This the first "Dazed and Convicted" Bonus Track.
    I plan to send these out monthly - and to only those who sign up at: Tinyletter.com/MonicaHamburg

    What is it? It's a short (5 - 10 min) funny audio recorded for the show - but that didn't get included (for time, fluidity reasons).

    This one has the wonderful guys from "Sarcastic Voyage" (Aalgar & Matt Rowbotham) on it!

    Enjoy.

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