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Craigslist Craziness! Seen Craigslist ads that baffle? Those unintentionally bizarre, manipulative, or downright sleazy posts? The ones that make you go WTF, LMAO or AIOTRP (Am I on the Right Planet)?

That's "Craigslost"! A quick, funny and explicit podcast where Monica Hamburg reads baffling (possibly disturbing) Craigslist ads.


Monica's podcasts have been mentioned on The Huffington Post, Splitsider, won "Most Vulgar Canadian Podcast" and were selected for "New & Noteworthy" on iTunes a few times. Try an episode to hear what you're in for.

All episodes at: "Episode List"

November 1, 2013

109 - The Cheerful Killer vs The Principal Who Cracked

It's stressful these days to work in education. So how to release tension? Go on a killing spree! Eliminate your ex-partners and everyone they know or drug dealers who weren't drug dealers. Gold stars for intent!

Our deaducators are: a special education teacher (who was also a cheerleader) and a former principal turned crack addict.

Sweet and funny comedian Keith Alberstadt joins to weigh in on who deserves the title of “FT of the Week”.

Plus: A brilliant highdea

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      October 10, 2013

      108 –The Virtuous Violator vs The Benevolent Defiler

      How quick we are to jump to conclusions about a rapist’s personality and intent. This week, we learn that some assaulters are deeply ethical men, and others just want to help!

      The wonderful Comedian Paula Bel is here to assess these high-principled gentlemen and decide who deserves to be our “FT of the Week”.

      Plus: A ritual that needs you. Naked.

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        • September 24, 2013

          107 - Bobcat Snuggling vs Post-Headwound Happy Meal

          Weekends are so much fun! You can take your kids to the zoo to play with a wild animal – or for a fun fast-food meal after an exhausting game of hit-and-stare!

          Two supremely clueless mothers duke it out this time for the "FT of the Week" title. And wonderful Comedian Jessica Sager returns to make the call!

          Plus: A logical trade.
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            • September 9, 2013

              106 - The Imperceptible Molester vs Pervie The Puppetmaster

              How can you determine if someone is a molester? Can you figure it out by how they look? Or the way they act? Or by Child Services coming to tell you? Sometimes just don't have enough information to make the call!

              And that's only our first story - the second involves a crazed puppeteer!

              There's no missing this episode - unless you want to keep your sanity intact. But chances are, you have none of that left after reading this description! So why resist!

              Listen to Comedian Patrick Maliha determine this week's "FT of the Week"!

              Plus: A normal, safe, sane guy
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                • August 27, 2013

                  105 - The Devil Went Down to New Hampshire vs Shoot to... Something

                  This week, a man who decided his technical issues were the devil's work and another who needed to prove he could shoot straight.

                  Who will be the "FT of the Week"? Fierce competition here since one killed an elderly woman and the other guy murdered his friends!

                  Thankfully, Comedian Jake Weisman is our Guest Judge and provides his expert verdict!

                  Plus: Of sneezing and goats.
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                      • August 12, 2013

                        104 - The Mason Family vs. The Family Flu

                        Everyone can see we're together as we chop on by - and we sweat like an obese man in hot weather, can't resist no pie - all of the people around us they say, can they be that close - Just let me state for the record - We're giving poison in a family dose!

                        On this episode, families who are so tight - they maim and kill together!

                        Lovely Comedian AJ Finney joins to evaluate these Family FT Feuds and give his verdict for the "FT of the Week".

                        Plus: A well-endowed rodent!
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                            • August 3, 2013

                              103 - Nothing Beats Rock vs. Death by Positivity

                              Suicide Pacts! Sometimes you agree to one - sometimes you don't! Either way is just peachy for FTs!

                              This time, a man offers his girlfriend a very special Mother's Day gift and two life coaches coach themselves into death.

                              Wonderful Comedian Matt Davis returns to contemplate these hot messes and provide his verdict on the "FT of the Week".

                              Plus: We meet Pasta Man!
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                                • Blood and gore FX performance 1 Copyright 2012 Slave2theLight, CC-BY3 license.

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                              • July 16, 2013

                                102 - Rent-to-Pawn vs. Hair Currency

                                Pawn a product you just rented or use your hair as currency... Which will it be? All for a crime that will, at best, net you a $125 bucks - or a free meal. And: ensure you're going to get caught because you do it on camera - or provide all your information to the victim.

                                That's the hallmark of a FT!


                                But who's the most FTed?  Thankfully, Comedian Rob Fee is provides his assessment, and his verdict on the "FT of the Week".  

                                Plus:  A... clean(-ish) fetish...

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                                  July 11, 2013

                                  Strictly for Cuddling!

                                  As we gear up for the joy and weirdness that is our upcoming Episode 102, I recommend (OK, insist, instruct, command) that you catch up on some of our previous episodes.

                                  The full list is on the "Quick List: All Guests and Episodes"
                                  And you can find most of our recent episodes on Soundcloud.

                                  Now, while you may have heard Episode 100 already - did you see the related Vine video that went with the Craigslist ad?

                                  Oh, well, no need to be awkward about it. Here you go:

                                  (Note: the video is clear - it's just the screenshot that's blurry. Should you not be able to hear the sound, just scroll over the video and there should appear - in the upper left hand-side of the video - a volume button that you can just click to make sound happen. :)



                                  If you're on the Vine app, you can find all the videos in the this this weekly series at: http://tinyurl.com/monvine (A rapid-fire (just 6 seconds) display of the strangeness on Craigslist.)


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                                  Note: As mentioned, the Vine video above goes with Episode 100  (which was chosen for "Splitsider's This Week in Comedy Podcasts"! Yay! )

                                  Description: What's a better motive for killing? That you need to slaughter a Taurus or your victim just  purchased corn chips? 


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                                  July 1, 2013

                                  101 - Idiots for Idol vs Rough and Ready Rodeo Romance

                                  What's more insane: stabbing your partner over the outcome of American Idol or working out your relationship with a genital bitter? (And, no, this is not a repeat of the story in Episode 73. Oh, how I wish it were.) 

                                  Forget it, they are both incomprehensible, so let's just find out who is the most FTed.  Fortunately, Comedian Billy Wayne Davis is here to contemplate - and to decide on the "FT of the Week".  

                                  Plus:  Your manager and your lover. 

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                                    June 17, 2013

                                    100 - Corn Chip Crusader vs. The Dragonslayer - with Pat Dixon

                                    What's a better motive for killing? Needing to slaughter a Taurus - or your victim  having just purchased corn chips? In this, our 100th episode (!), Comedian Pat Dixon of The New York City Crime Report provides his expert insight and judgement for the "FT of the Week"!  Don't miss this highly educational episode!

                                    Plus:  OMG! Craigslist Pet ads! That's bound to be cute, right?! (Spoiler alert: Nope.) 

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                                    • June 11, 2013

                                      D&C Mini - June 11, 2013 - Of Trains and Lighters

                                      D&C Mini is the bi-weekly extension of the podcast, a tasty bite to tide you over until the full episode. (For now, "Dazed and Convicted" full episodes will come out on alternate weeks.)

                                      In this mini, Comedian Riel Hahn joins me to discuss two guys who got sexual satisfaction in unique ways - and one whose excuse was (as per usual for our shows) mind-boggling. Plus: strange internet finds (how much is too much, harassment: momma no like, propositioning a stranger).

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