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Craigslist Craziness! Seen Craigslist ads that baffle? Those unintentionally bizarre, manipulative, or downright sleazy posts? The ones that make you go WTF, LMAO or AIOTRP (Am I on the Right Planet)?

That's "Craigslost"! A quick, funny and explicit podcast where Monica Hamburg reads baffling (possibly disturbing) Craigslist ads.


Monica's podcasts have been mentioned on The Huffington Post, Splitsider, won "Most Vulgar Canadian Podcast" and were selected for "New & Noteworthy" on iTunes a few times. Try an episode to hear what you're in for.

All episodes at: "Episode List"

December 21, 2014

D&C Mini #12 - Nonsexence

At least two of the Craigslist ads this time around are complete nonsexence: People trying to pass off "sex" as "not sex". This time we have cinematic practice sex and a non-sexual sex offer.  Plus even more weirdness.

("D&C Mini" will soon be the "Dazed and Convicted". This will become clearer in this episode.)

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  • Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .
  • Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.


    Voice-Over Examples -  Credits

    Voice work from:

    1) Hospital Tour video
    2) Corporate video for a virtual answering service
    3) Safety E-metrics E-learning video

  • November 20, 2014

    D&C Mini #11 - Actus Sardonicus

    It's an assorted box of insanity from Craigslist this time around. An artistic casting, babysitting naked, a stairway to hell. Your suffering will be varied! Enjoy.

    ("D&C Mini" is a bi-weekly extension of the podcast. A new "Dazed and Convicted" should be up soon. However, the full show will appear only on occasion and this mini-show will soon become the main show. Confusing yet? I thought so. I'll explain soon.)

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  • Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.


    Voice-Over Examples -  Credits

    Voice work from:

    1) Music Documentary - "5 Seconds of Summer: Up Close and Personal" - by Entertain Me US

    2)  123 Memory - available (free) on iTunes

    3) Corporate Video for a School


  • October 21, 2014

    D&C Mini #10 - Home for the Whoreidays

    How is one supposed to manage housing in this difficult economy? According to a spate of Craigslist ads, by trading sex for a room! Get a bed and get bedded. Win, win.

    ("D&C Mini" is an extension of the podcast. A new "Dazed and Convicted" episode will arrive in early November. Admittedly, the full show has become - and likely will be - sporadic and this mini-show will be more frequent.)

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  • Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100692.
  • Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100772
    and,  by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100772


    Voice-Over Examples -  Credits

    Voice work from:

    1) "Dream Disney World Orlando Vacation Homes - Sweet Home Vacation"

    2) Music Documentary - "Niall Horan: Inside Out" - by Entertain Me US

  • October 3, 2014

    D&C Mini #9 - Calamity Jade and The Slight Distraction

    In this mini episode, I read you Craigslist posts containing: a no strings attached offer, a very narrow audition requirement and a plan to create a gentle distraction…

    ("D&C Mini" is an extension of the podcast. The full "Dazed and Convicted" episodes return in late October/early November)

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  • Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100772
    and,  by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100772


    Voice-Over Examples -  Credits:
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    Clips from:
    1) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #100
    - Music: “Decline” by Kevin MacLeod and is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1300016
    2) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #114
    - Music: “Decline” by Kevin MacLeod and is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1300016
    3) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #98
    - Music: "Ripples" by Kevin MacLeod and is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100691
    4) Dazed and Convicted - Episode 102
    - Sound Effects: Penny = “Spinning Penny.wav” by pwausc1 http://freesound.org/people/pwausc1/sounds/118266/
    5) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #100
    - Music: “Decline” by Kevin MacLeod and is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN130001


    Part 2

    Music:
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     2) “cinematic intros » careful approach 0O_36x” by Setuniman on FreeSound.org
     3) “18 Deep Blue (2005)” - By Antony Raijekov On CC-Europe
     4) “cinematic moments - bizarre » trippy atmosphere 0P_10mi3” by Setuniman on Freesound.org

    September 9, 2014

    D&C MINI #8 - The Skitzo and The Bully

    D&C Mini is an occasional extension of the podcast. (The full "Dazed and Convicted" episodes return in October.) In this mini, I read you a Craigslist post about some very plausible scenarios  - and interpret a Christian comic strip!
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  • Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100772
  • *Demo reel credits:
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    1) Inverse Delirium #70 “Snob Appeal “ Inversedelirium.com
    2) Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects (Video Game)
    3) CSI: Miami (Video game) “Crack or Jack”
    4) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #111
    5)  Dazed and Convicted – Episode #94
    6) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #115
    Music: "Oppressive Gloom" by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
    7) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #107


  • July 18, 2014

    115 - No Homo Molester vs Real Estate Revenge

    What do you do when you live next to people whose lifestyle you disapprove of - or when you want to buy a house but it just doesn't work out? Some would choose to just go on with their life. And those people are adorable.

    So... Burn their home down or create a campaign of terror? Of course!

    Sara Barron (Humorist, Author of "The Harm in Asking" and "People are Unappealing") is our wonderful Guest Judge this time - and determines our “FT of the Week”.

    Plus: Craigslist provides a stellar example of relationship problem solving!

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       1) (For “Lair”:) "Oppressive Gloom" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
       2) (For “Lovely couple’s home”:) "Porch Swing Days - slower" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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    • Photo below Open House Sign by Paul Brennan little paul

    • June 10, 2014

      114 - Marriage Meathead vs Tool Taken

      What do you do when: you forget to do something important like book a hall for your wedding or if you just want to go out drinking with your friends but know your wife won't approve?

      The responses of our Competitors this week are both logical and measured. 

      Psyche! They're FTs! They will overact in a way that will make your mind explode!

      Adorable Comedian TJ Young is our wonderful Guest Judge this time - and decides the “FT of the Week”.

      Plus: Respectful Craigslist courting.

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      • Most sounds (such as the ones in the sketches) are from Freesound. EXCEPT for Sketch 2 which contains clips from the films: "Goodfellas", "Bad Santa", "Die Hard", "Passenger 57", "Indian Jones and The Last Crusade", "Full Metal Jacket", "Fargo", "Speed", "Little Shop of Horrors", "Gone with The Wind", "Taken", "Lethal Weapon", "Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace", "National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation", "Planes trains and Automobiles", "Cool Hand Luke" and "Terminator 2" were used in this sketch.These were used in satire and parody.
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      • Photo below by Terrified Man by George Hodan 

      • May 2, 2014

        113 - Burrito Butchery vs Beating for Beats

        One of the hallmarks of being an FT seems to be that you overreact to small slights.  But what if you feel really hurt because someone, say, didn't invite you to go car shopping - or changed the music at a party... Well, if you're familiar with this show, you'll have a good guess as to what happens next...

        Comedian Jimmy Shubert is our great Guest Judge this time - and crowns our “FT of the Week”.

        Plus: An unusual fetish. Yes, even more unusual than usual.
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        • Photo below by "Music Dancer 2" by Sabine Sauermaul


        • March 31, 2014

          112 - Brain-Violation Avenger vs The Demon Destroyer


          This episode showcases some protectors! A man seeks to avenge his spouse's telepathic assault* - and another is intent on saving his landlord from a demon attack!

          Wonderful Comedian Sam Tripoli returns to serve again as our Guest Judge and does us the kindness of deciding our “FT of the Week”.

          Plus: It's Gospel Comedy Time!
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          • Photo below on The Mirror site (from the Davis County Attorney's office)
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          • February 26, 2014

            111 - Monkey Libation Activist vs One Direction to Murder

            It’s often difficult when you feel wronged. Especially when the offense is egregious.
            Like being told you can’t give a monkey booze… Or not having someone famous follow you back on Twitter.

            In those instances, there's only one logical answer: Murder!

            Fortunately, Comedian Leah Bonnema is our Guest Judge and can assess these FTs to determine our “FT of the Week”.

            Plus: Run your own bank!
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            •  During the 1st (monkey) sketch - the music at the beginning of the sketch = "Monkeys Spinning Monkeys" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ - and the music during "rehab" = "Sing Along with Jim" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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            • Illustration below is by our resident artist, Andre Zeroques


            • January 28, 2014

              110 - Extreme Band Drama vs Game Show Flip Out

              Performing can bring out the worst in people! What happens when you get kicked out of a band or have a (potentially) bad audition for a game show? Well, if you've listened to our show before you know the answer: go full FT and kill people! 

              Comedian Mike Hollan decides who most merits the honor of “FT of the Week”.

              Plus: Want a muffin and coffee in the worst way?
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              • Most other sounds (such as the ones in the sketches) are from Freesound, for the full list see here
              • Photo below = Banjo Case by Tom Genovese
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                January 14, 2014

                D&C MINI - January 14, 2014 - Incredible

                D&C Mini is an occasional extension of the podcast. (The full "Dazed and Convicted" episodes return next week.) In this mini, Travis Clark joins me, once again! This time to discuss some ludicrous plans and excuses. And we read you a few...unique... Yahoo Answers conundrums...
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