160 - Pornomedy #6 - They're Watching You - with Andrew Searles

The very fashionable Andrew Searles shares his tips for stylin’ bangin! Plus: Throwback Humpday.

Based on my live show of the same name, "Pornomedy" explores the weird world of free porn sites: Absurd porn comments (as though any aren't!), terrible titles, baffling tags and everything you never knew you wanted.

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--Host: Monica Hamburg--

Site: MonicaHamburg.com

( Instagram: @Monica.Hamburg  / TikTok: @MonicaHamburg / Twitter: @MonicaHamburg / FB: @MonicaHamburg / Youtube: c/MonicaHamburg / To get updates and hear about live shows: tinyletter.com/monicahamburg​ / or go to Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore / Paypal: http://paypal.me/monicahamburg )

--Guest: Andrew Searles--

Twitter: @AndrewSearles
Instagram: @andrew_searles 
Youtube: @andrewsearles

Website: andrewsearles.com

Album: "Papa Chocolat"

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Show photo below by Kathy Slamen

159 - Pornomedy #5 - Life's First - with Aliya Brown

How do you have sex with the rich and famous? We reveal those secrets! And much more. Comedian Aliya Brown joins me (Monica Hamburg) on this porn journey.

Based on my live show of the same name, "Pornomedy" explores the weird world of free porn sites: Absurd porn comments (as though any aren't!), terrible titles, baffling tags and everything you never knew you wanted.

Listen to the Podcast at:

-----Show Notes-----

--Host: Monica Hamburg--

Site: MonicaHamburg.com

( Instagram: @Monica.Hamburg  / TikTok: @MonicaHamburg / Twitter: @MonicaHamburg / FB: @MonicaHamburg / Youtube: c/MonicaHamburg / To get updates and hear about live shows: tinyletter.com/monicahamburg​ / or go to Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore / Paypal: http://paypal.me/monicahamburg )

--Guest: Aliya Brown--

Twitter: @aliyaangela522
Instagram: @AliyaAngela522

More info at: gigsalad.com/aliya_brown_bethlehem 

Her live show is “Swipe Right: The Online Dating Game Show”

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Show photo below by Kathy Slamen

D&C Mini - May 27, 2013 - Gold!!!

D&C Mini is the bi-weekly extension of the podcast. It's a tasty snack to tide you over until the full episode. (For now, "Dazed and Convicted" full episodes will  come out on alternate weeks.)

In this mini, Mike Sains (of the "Tower of Sour" podcast) joins me to talk about some astoundingly poor scams - one of which actually worked! Plus: strange internet finds (daddy issues, my stalker is the best and a unique proposal question).

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Host 

• Monica Hamburg

Guest

• Mike Sains is on Twitter (@MikeSains ) and on Facebook (Facebook.com/eatmoretruth)
• His podcast is "Tower of Sour" at Soundcloud.com/towerofsour  
• Also: follow the podcast on Facebook at Facebook.com/TowerOfSour and on Twitter @TowerOfSour)

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• Stories: They only want gold! Just gold! and Sharp Donuts! 
• Listen to   "98 - Marrivorce Counselling vs. Gynomance" - the latest full show of "Dazed and Convicted".
    
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• Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100692.
• For beginning description of show and Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” by Kevin MacLeod is the music and it is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN110077
  
  

97 - Musical HIV vs Preventive Euthanasia

It's HIV madness this week! Two healers - one is a hobbyist acupuncturist and the other helps his family out by killing them in a "non-violent" way.

It's spring and death is in the air!  

The idiocy is stunning. Fortunately, comedian Joe Zimmerman helps decide the FT of the Week.

Plus: Facebook love letters.

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Host 

• Monica Hamburg

Co-Host

• Bill Allman

Guest Judges 

• Joe Zimmerman can be found at: Zimmermancomedy.com
• He's on Facebook: Facebook.com/ZimmermanComedy 
• And on Twitter: (@joezimmerman   
• His album, "Cardio Mix", with "The Beards of Comedy", is on iTunes and Amazon.

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.

Info

• This week's stories: Music Teacher & Healer and Uxoricide Healer.

Related episodes

• Check out the Mini show where Facebook comes into play once again in a strange way... "D&C Mini - April 15, 2013".
• All episodes & guests - list here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html

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THANKS TO:

Shiftypop for the theme song, interstitials and outro music. 

Calso Art for the logo/album art.

For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg 

In the 2nd sketch - the theme song is: “Airport Lounge” by Kevin MacLeod and is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100806 - and the song used as Ryan's song was “Plaint by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0 http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1300009

Episode 97 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.  

Photo (below) = Hypodermic Needle by George Hodan

D&C Mini - April 15, 2013

D&C Mini is the bi-weekly extension of the podcast. (For now, "Dazed and Convicted" full episodes will  come out on alternate weeks.) In this mini, Chris Wilding joins me to discuss two very promising relationships (one with a guy infuriated by a Facebook like and another who wants his wife to participate in a very unusual threesome)  - and to read some bizarre internet finds (snake-like marital aids, sock drama and religious snake insanity).
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Host 

• Monica Hamburg

Guest

• Chris Wilding's podcast is: The B-Quarterly Women's Social Club bqwsc.tumblr.com   
• You can find him on Facebook Facebook.com/chriswilding and the podcast at: Facebook.com/biquarterly
• He's also on Twitter: @cwild22

• Chris was on "Episode #88 - Totem Pole Killer vs. Sweet Tranny Dealer

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• Stories: Facebook Fury and Snakey Proposition.

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Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100692.

For beginning description of show and Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” by Kevin MacLeod is the music and it is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100772

92 - Sandwich Sadness vs Last Chance to Prance

What if you lost half your sandwich? Or were about to lose all of your manhood?

What would you do?

Well, probably not what these FTs did.  But that's why they're ever so special!

It's great to have the Bacony-Goodness of Caleb Bacon (of the podcast "Man School") back to rant and properly determine the “FT of the Week”.

Plus: The most effective to defend yourself in court!
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Host 

• Monica Hamburg

Co-Host

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge 

• Caleb Bacon is at: CalebBacon.com 
• His podcast is Man School: ManSchoolShow.com
• He's on Twitter: @calebeatsbacon  
• And on Facebook: Facebook.com/calebbacon

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.

Info

• This week's stories: Sandwich Rage, Transgenderapist, Plus: Winning at Trial.

Related episodes

• Last week, on Episode 91 - " Horsevenge vs Free Car Downfall" we learned that the best way to get revenge on your girlfriend is to have sex with a horse.  Man, sometimes these solutions really are obvious.  
• Full episode & guest list here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html

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YOU ARE WELCOME TO:

• Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Help promote the show: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO:

Shiftypop for the theme song, interstitials and outro music. 

Calso Art for the logo/album art.

For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg 

Episode 92 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.   

Photo below Sandwich by Petr Kratochvil 

86 - Attempted Murder LOL vs. Enjoyed My Gift YOLO

This time we have a gal so attentive to her ex-boyfriend she even tried to take care of his mother. And another gal who was so grateful for her Christmas present, she used it right away!

Hey, when put that way, these ladies sound pretty sweet.

As usual, deciding on the "FT of the Week" is a conundrum!
So the brilliant Taylor Ketchum takes the call - and makes the call.

Plus: A cuckhold and his pride... sitting in a tree.
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• Monica Hamburg

Co-Host

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge

• Taylor Ketchum is on Twitter @taylorketchum  
• And on Facebook: Facebook.com/taylor.ketchum 

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.

Story Info

• This week's stories: Vengeful Ex, Christmas Gift Murderer  Plus: Living in a Tree 

Related episodes

• More Stalkers in #81 - "Flee From the Travelling Turk or Scream for the Ice Cream Lady" and in #78 - "Masochistic Self-Defence Guru vs. Furious Panty-Stealer"
• Full episode list here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html

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• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Help promote the show: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO:

Shiftypop for the theme song, interstitials and outro music. 

Calso Art for the new logo/album art.

For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg   

Episode 86 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.

Phone below: Young Woman Texting by Petr Kratochvil
 

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85 - Stealing is the New Bonding

It's so hard to find the time to spend quality time with your kids! Why not hang out with them while you're doing some of your errands. Like: stealing.

It can count as one of their chores and they'll even be earning their allowance.

These mothers should write a parenting guide!

Roy Tighe has graciously accepted the role of Guest Judge this time and decides our “FT of the Week”.

And Mike Sains (of the Tower of Sour podcast) fills in for Bill (as Bill is infectious right now.
OK, more infectious).

Plus: Share a very intimate moment with a stranger.
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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

• List of the Guest Judges & their episodes here!

Channel

We're now a part of the Pod Awful Channel.  Podawful.net

Host 

• Monica Hamburg

Guest Co-Host

•  Mike Sains of the Tower of Sour Podcast
• Tower of Sour is at: Soundcloud.com/towerofsour (as well as on iTunes, Stitcher etc.)
• He's on Twitter (@Mike Sains) and Facebook: ( Facebook.com/eatmoretruth )  
• @TowerOfSour and Facebook.com/TowerOfSour 

Regular Co-Host

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge

• Roy Tighe can be found at: RoyTighe.com
• His production company is: Tigheland.com  
• The best place to find him is on YouTube: Youtube.com/user/TighelandProductions

Info

• This week's stories: 10 Kids and Stealing, Bad Math Mom and Daughter Duo. Plus: Intimate returns. 

Recent Episode

• Brian Frange was a hilarious Guest Judge on our last episode, "Episode 84 - A Holly Holey Christmas vs. Frosty The Snipman". 

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YOU ARE WELCOME TO:

• Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Help promote the show: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO:

Shiftypop for the theme song, interstitials and outro music. 

Sloan Garrett, who created, voiced & produced the "Winners" disclaimer: 

Calso Art for the new logo/album art.

For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  

Episode 85 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.