111 - Monkey Libation Activist vs One Direction to Murder

It’s often difficult when you feel wronged. Especially when the offense is egregious.
Like being told you can’t give a monkey booze… Or not having someone famous follow you back on Twitter.

In those instances, there's only one logical answer: Murder!

Fortunately, Comedian Leah Bonnema is our Guest Judge and can assess these FTs to determine our “FT of the Week”.

Plus: Run your own bank!
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Dazed and Convicted, A Dark Comedy Podcast
Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg (Twitter @monicahamburg, Vine, Facebook )  

Co-Host 

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge  

• Leah Bonnema (LeahBonnema.com)
• On Facebook: https://facebook.com/leahbonnema
• On Twitter: http://twitter.com/leahbonnema
• YouTube: http://youtube.com/user/leahbonnema

Guest Actor 

• Zach Browman (of FindYourFocus.com)
• (Hear Zach on The Art of Charm podcast)

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.  

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Info

• This week's stories: Monkey Drink Fighter and Crazed One Direction Fan. And the Clip played in one of the sketches was from Zak Toscani's appearance on Episode 89: "The Terror Trails of Man Trails"

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• All episodes & guests - list here: Dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html 
• We're also on Soundcloud 

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THANKS TO: 

• Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Listen to the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  
• Sad whistle (after mom's disclaimer) = by Splashdust on Freesound.org

 During the 1st (monkey) sketch - the music at the beginning of the sketch = "Monkeys Spinning Monkeys" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ - and the music during "rehab" = "Sing Along with Jim" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Most other sounds (such as the ones in the sketches) are from Freesound, for the full list see here. 

EXCEPT FOR THESE

Illustration below is by our resident artist, Andre Zeroques