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Craigslist Craziness! Seen Craigslist ads that baffle? Those unintentionally bizarre, manipulative, or downright sleazy posts? The ones that make you go WTF, LMAO or AIOTRP (Am I on the Right Planet)?

That's "Craigslost"! A quick, funny and explicit podcast where Monica Hamburg reads baffling (possibly disturbing) Craigslist ads.


Monica's podcasts have been mentioned on The Huffington Post, Splitsider, won "Most Vulgar Canadian Podcast" and were selected for "New & Noteworthy" on iTunes a few times. Try an episode to hear what you're in for.

All episodes at: "Episode List"

December 21, 2012

84 - A Holly Holey Christmas vs. Frosty The Snipman

'Tis the season for: merriment, stress and resolutions. So why not resolve some pesky problems, like killing the wife you divorced years ago – or the nagging issue of not being infamous yet?!

As always, we haven’t a clue who is more FTed – and we particularly appreciate Brian Frange coming on as our Guest Judge and imparting his insight, wit and enthusiasm to determine the “FT of the Week”.

 Plus: Make some holiday changes! Politely request police.

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December 15, 2012

83 - Meet a Woman to Ruin Your Life - or a Man to Take It

Dating! It's full of pitfalls: like being falsely accused of rape or being murdered by a sicko with a dark sense of humor.  Pick your poison. Or FT.

Comedian Carlos Herrera is our Guest Judge and determines the "FT of the Week"!

Plus:  a 15-step program for addiction!

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December 8, 2012

82 - Get Closer To God - Or To Your Victim - With Drugs

This week we bring you two stellar hypocrites: a Pastor/Drug-Dealer and a Drug Counsellor/DUI Murderer.

He’s bringing people closer to God, she’s bringing people closer to her windshield. Who will be the FT of the Week? The lovely Kaytlin Bailey is our Guest Judge and makes the crucial call.

Plus: Play a fun, crazy game!

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    November 30, 2012

    81 - Flee From the Travelling Turk or Scream for the Ice Cream Lady

    ******We're back on iTunes - now at a new link: Please subscribe (or resubscribe): https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413 ******

    We have some persistent FTs this time around: A guy whose chance meeting with a gal - who doesn't want him - leads him on an 8 month sea odyssey...  And a lady who solves her problems with men in a manner that is unique - and intricate.

    Thankfully Jarrod Harris is here to provide enlightenment and judgement!  Who will be the "FT of the Week"? Tune in and find out!

    Plus: No bones about it, this chick is warped.

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      November 24, 2012

      80 - Penney Peeper vs. Poser for Piggybacks

      It's status quo over here... just talking about a few perverts trying to enact their fetishes without other people catching on...

      Like watching co-workers go to the bathroom? Enjoy having people pile on top of each other (not what you're thinking...)  Who doesn't!

      Judgement is provided by Found Footage's Nick Prueher! He awards the prestigious title of "FT of the Week".

      Plus: Bowler Gone Bad.

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        November 16, 2012

        79 - Pastor Molest to Cure vs Pastor Satan-Influenced Necro

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        We are all flawed, my children.  And so how can we judge these wayward Pastors? After all, who here has not molested someone as part of a "cure" - and let he who has not had killed the daughter of his fiancĂ© in order to have sex with her corpse cast the first stone!

        This week's men will be judged! By Comedian Aaron Berg, who decides on the "FT of the Week".
        Plus: First impressions can be so difficult to get right!

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      • Aaron Berg's site is: http://www.aaronberg.com
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      • His tour schedule is here - and he'll be in Vancouver (B.C.) December 20-22.  

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              November 15, 2012

              Dazed and Convicted is the new "S&M Rants"

              If you're here, you've already know that the podcast that was "The S&M Rants" is now called: "Dazed and Convicted".

              Since Episode 72, I also have a new co-host (Bill Allman) - and we do even more sketches.

              It's lots of fun, still very dark and sure to shock your folks.

              Where you can find the podcast:

              This site (obviously): DazedandConvicted.com
              Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted
              Twitter: @DazedConvicted

              Feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
              iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413
              Stitcher: http://stitcher.com/listen.php?fid=19756

              Full Guest List here.

              Thanks for listening!

              Cheers,
              Monica

              November 10, 2012

              78 - Masochistic Self-Defence Guru vs. Furious Panty-Stealer

              ***Please note: We're now at DazedandConvicted.com (Oh, and the show is now called "Dazed and Convicted")***

              How can you enact your fetish? If you're like this week's dudes you might choose to organize a fake self-defense class in order to enjoy some soothing kicks to the privates - or you could break into your secret crush's house, terrorize her sibling and make death threats, all while aiming to stealing half-a-dozen pairs of undergarments.

              Some guys are just so easy to please!

              We're fortunate to have Suzy Rawsome to evaluate and judge these weirdos - and determine who is the "FT of the Week".

              Plus: A Motivational Teacher.
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            • Suzy Rawsome is on Twitter: @SuzyRawsome and on Facebook (Facebook.com/SuzyRoss)
            • Her blog is: http://suzyrawsome.blogspot.ca  
            • She performs and runs a bunch of comedy nights in Vancouver - keep up to speed on her site and FB. 

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                    November 3, 2012

                    77 - Horny Naked Highway Clown vs. an Old Weight-Challenged Beach-Loving Perv

                    Get sexed up by a clown on the road or have an elderly man pleasure himself to you by the sea? So many hot options this time, it's impossible to choose!
                    Luckily, the guys from the "Sweet Feathery Jesus" Podcast (Booze, Belasco and Dr. P.) return to Guest Judge to provide insight on the madness help us understand - and decide on the "FT of the Week".
                    Plus: Another lousy experience at a bank.
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                  • Hear: The Sweet Feathery Jesus podcast: Sweetfeatheryjesus.com
                  • Find them on Twitter: (Main & Booze: @sfjdotcom, Belasco = @Jeffasu, Dr. P. = @BeTheCatfish  
                  • On Facebook: Facebook.com/sfjdotcom    
                  • And: Monica's on one of their ".5" episodes... 55.5 - "Festivities".  

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                        October 26, 2012

                        76 - Fake It Until You... Something

                        There's a bunch of weird faking going on in this episode.  We have a man who fakes a robbery to... who knows, really.  And a woman who decides to get out of work by feigning her own kidnapping. Time off rocks!

                        The funny and dynamic Seth Wright from "Tales from the Attic" is back to share his derision as Guest Judge, and assess who truly merits the "FT of the Week" title.

                        Plus: Lesbian sex scammer (Yes! You read that right!)
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                            October 19, 2012

                            75 - To Cherish You As Long As You Live. Which Won't Be Much Longer

                            Some men are just irresistible! Especially the kind who are already on trial for beating someone when you meet them. Or the ones who get booted out of the Navy because they love children… too much.

                            How to choose the winning FT?! It's impossible!

                            Which is why it's so wonderful to have Jesse PS from "Podawful" Guest Judging and have him decide who truly merits the "FT of the Week" title.

                            Plus: A man who is very accident-prone!

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                            October 12, 2012

                            74 - The Gimp, The Goons, His Limb and His Ex-Lover

                            Did you wake up recently and think, "Man... My life is so darn BORING?!"

                            Not these people... Their days are chock-full-of-nuts... We can't even begin to imagine what a crazy time would constitute for these FTs...

                            This week the competitors are a woman who is accused of DUI - while already on probation for...  well, let's not even get into the for... And a family that'll make yours look sane in comparison.

                            Guest Judging this week is Josh Mattingly from "Two White Guys Podcast" and it's joyous to have him decide who truly merits the title of the "FT of the Week".

                            Plus: An erotic story about... a night... and a bunch of countries...(?)

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                            October 5, 2012

                            73 - Rotten Soda Turned Me into a Pedophile!

                            Drinking can be harmful. Of course, you're aware of that.  But there are some things you may not know.
                            Whether it's alcohol or bad soda(?!) we feel it's important our audience be informed about the following (often overlooked) dangers of beverage consumption:

                            Groggy child molesting and rabid nut biting.

                            Please consume responsibly.

                            Thankfully, Will Hines is here as the Guest Judge to evaluate who truly deserves to be crowned  "FT of the Week".

                            Plus: Grandchildren can be real pains...
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                            September 28, 2012

                            72 - Love Song for a Couch

                            Once again, we have gentlemen who can't resist making their perversion public.

                            This time: a man who gets busy with a couch and a dude who diversifies with his fetishes - from pools to trouser pulling - he's got it all!

                            We're thrilled to have Travis Clark (of "Tiny Odd Conversations") as our Guest Judge to evaluate who truly merits the title of "FT of the Week".

                            Plus: No guns, please!

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                            • Last week, public self-pleasuring on others was our theme: with a gal who called in an airline bomb threat to get revenge on her boyfriend - and another extreme overreactor... Episode 71: "Parks and Recreation XXX" - with Bobbie Oliver. 
                            • You can find a list of the Guest Judges we're had so far & their episode links here
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                            September 21, 2012

                            71 - Parks and Recreation XXX

                            Hey, some people get off in the privacy of their own home. Amateurs! This week's FTs are public self-pleasuring experts. And they know how dull it is to wank it when you don't have a target... you need to find someone to aim your spunk at: be it a suntanner or that gal you're training at the gym.

                            Who said FTs were subtle creatures?

                            We're so fortunate to have Bobbie Oliver as our Guest Judge to figure out who truly merits the title of "FT of the Week".

                            Plus: Did you know that cats can make you decent coin? Especially dead, imaginary ones!

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                            • Pervs abound! We have a number of sleazy pervs on the following episodes tagged, logically, "perverts".  Including one (#37) where Monica talks to her Mom about some prize deviants... 
                            • And, last week, VENGEANCE was our theme: with a gal who called in an airline bomb threat to get revenge on her boyfriend - and another extreme overreactor... Episode 70: "Cape FT" - with the guys from "Sweet Feathery Jesus". 
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                            September 14, 2012

                            70 - Cape FT

                            Revenge,  It's the plot of so many films... Take Cape Fear, for example.  A man spends 14 years in prison and he blames his lawyer - so he takes his fury out on the man's family.
                            Well, this week's real-life FTs are like that but also...well, not.
                            Here: a gal calls in a bomb threat when her boyfriend breaks up with her - and another balanced lady post a sexual profile of the gal who gave her restaurant a bad review.
                            Thankfully, we have the guys from the "Sweet Feathery Jesus" Podcast (Booze, Belasco and Dr. P.) as our Guest Judges to provide insight on the madness help us understand - and decide on the "FT of the Week".
                            Plus: Beware of #CRAYZEETWYTERZ
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                            • More creative solutions - such as a woman who tried to strangle her daughter's classmate and a dude who posted a sexual profile of his kid's high school Assistant Principal... on Episode 56: "An Eye for An Eyelash" with the guys from "I Am Idiot" Podcast.  
                            • And, last week, strange and active days for a guy, his gal... and a car... "Episode 69: Birthday Break vs. Crime Car" with Aalgar and Matt of "Sarcastic Voyage". 
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