94 - Lookin Like a Fool With Your Wardrobe Malfunction

Johnsons are rambunctious creatures that do not like to be restrained.  Nay, they wish to explore!
And when kept in confined spaces they will leap out without the slightest provocation!

At least that's what these FTs want you to believe.

We're grateful the great Dan McCoy is able to evaluate their excuses, Guest Judge and determine the “FT of the Week”.

Plus: Blackboard threats.
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• Monica Hamburg

Co-Host

• Bill Allman

Guest Judges 

• Dan McCoy's podcast is "The Flophouse" (flophousepodcast.com)
• He's on Twitter: @dankmccoy  
• And on Facebook: ( facebook.com/dan.k.mccoy )
• His webseries with Matt Koff is: 9am Meeting (9ammeeting.com) 
• (Google Plus: +Dan McCoy )

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.

Info

• This week's stories: Hole in the pants, "Fell Out". And a smart teacher.

Related episodes

• Check out last week's show: "Episode 93 - My Pizza Came With a Free Bride vs The Trials of Wife Refurbishing where we find two men: one who moved really quickly and one who was even more concerningly, patient.  
• Full episode & guest list here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html

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For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg   

Episode 94 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.    

93 - My Pizza Came With a Free Bride vs The Trials of Wife Refurbishing

Some men really know what they want.  And what these men want is someone who really doesn't want them.

But what does that matter! Where there's psychosis and a will, there's a FTed way!

Guest Judging this time are Kris Elgstrand and Brad Dryborough who combine their brilliant minds to decide on  the “FT of the Week”.

Plus: Burning down the house!
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Host 

• Monica Hamburg

Co-Host

• Bill Allman

Guest Judges 

• Kris Elgstrand is at: Legstand.com, Twitter: @leg_stand And on Facebook. 
• His album is "Songs of The Sad Sack" and is available at: http://kriselgstrand.bandcamp.com/ (the intro I played was taken from one of his Youtube videos).
• Their film Doppelgangerpaul.com ( doppelgangerpaul.com ) can be purchased on iTunes 
• Brad Dryborough (imdb.com/name/nm0238694/ ) is on Facebook.
• Their show is "Ramifications of a Particular Crash" and will be at Blake Snyder Theatre  at GO Studio, opening on May 28.
• And they also have have the monthly Social Anxiety Hour.

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.

Info

• This week's stories: "Consensual" Hostage Taking, Wife Reclaiming. Plus: Firestarter. 

Related episodes

• Last week, on Episode 92 - Sandwich Sadness vs Last Chance to Prance we encounter a sandwich-crazed man and a crazed tranny(?).  
• Full episode & guest list here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html

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• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Help promote the show: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO:

Shiftypop for the theme song, interstitials and outro music. 

Calso Art for the logo/album art.

For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  

Episode 93 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.  
AS WELL AS:

(2nd sketch) “Open Those Bright Eyes by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100696 · 

And (also for 2nd sketch) "Whoosh sound = “Flyby” Recorded by Conor http://soundbible.com/1891-Flyby.html

Photo below Wedding Clip Art by K Whiteford

92 - Sandwich Sadness vs Last Chance to Prance

What if you lost half your sandwich? Or were about to lose all of your manhood?

What would you do?

Well, probably not what these FTs did.  But that's why they're ever so special!

It's great to have the Bacony-Goodness of Caleb Bacon (of the podcast "Man School") back to rant and properly determine the “FT of the Week”.

Plus: The most effective to defend yourself in court!
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• Monica Hamburg

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• Bill Allman

Guest Judge 

• Caleb Bacon is at: CalebBacon.com 
• His podcast is Man School: ManSchoolShow.com
• He's on Twitter: @calebeatsbacon  
• And on Facebook: Facebook.com/calebbacon

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.

Info

• This week's stories: Sandwich Rage, Transgenderapist, Plus: Winning at Trial.

Related episodes

• Last week, on Episode 91 - " Horsevenge vs Free Car Downfall" we learned that the best way to get revenge on your girlfriend is to have sex with a horse.  Man, sometimes these solutions really are obvious.  
• Full episode & guest list here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html

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• Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Help promote the show: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO:

Shiftypop for the theme song, interstitials and outro music. 

Calso Art for the logo/album art.

For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg 

Episode 92 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.   

Photo below Sandwich by Petr Kratochvil 

91 - Horsevenge vs Free Car Downfall

We’ve established that criminals aren’t the best at planning – but even the dumbest of the dumb wouldn’t have sex with a mammal as a revenge ploy? Or try to pin their crime on a very generous mystery man?

Proving once again that FTs are in a class all their own…

We’re so grateful that Jamie Lissow is here to unravel the mysteries of these minds(?) and decide on the “FT of the Week”.

Plus: The foolproof cure for hiccups!
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Host 

• Monica Hamburg

Co-Host

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge 

• Jamie Lissow's site: JamieLissow.com
• He's on Twitter: @jamielissow  
• And on YouTube: Youtube.com/user/hahahaveryfunny 

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.

Info

• This week's stories: Horsevenge, Free Car Downfall. Plus: Hiccup Cure.

Related episodes

• Last week, on Episode 90, people who will stop at nothing to get their kink on! 90 - I Can’t Get No Trailerfaction
• Full episode & guest list here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html

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YOU ARE WELCOME TO:

• Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Help promote the show: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO:

Shiftypop for the theme song, interstitials and outro music. 

Calso Art for the logo/album art.

For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg 

Episode 91 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.   

Photo below = Bright Idea by zaldy icaonapo