This is an explicit comedy podcast that comes in several flavors.

Presently, it's "Pornomedy"
where Monica Hamburg explores an assortment of odd user-named porn-titles, confounding tags, weird comments - and more!

Previously it's been:

- "Confined" she and a guest discussed strange and hilarious things she found on the net on "Confined"! Like especially bad porn tags & titles (#Pornomedy), peculiar products, strange spells, terrible t-shirts and more.

- Bizarre Craigslist ads on "Craigslost".

And there've been other itinerations. She's nothing if not consistent.

Monica's podcasts have been mentioned on The Huffington Post, Splitsider, won "Most Vulgar Canadian Podcast" and were selected for "New & Noteworthy" on iTunes a few times.

( "Episode List" here)

April 29, 2013

D&C Mini - April 29, 2013 - ADD Ghost

D&C Mini is the bi-weekly extension of the podcast. (For now, "Dazed and Convicted" full episodes will  come out on alternate weeks.) In this mini, Jesse PS joins me to discuss two hauntings... (with a learning disabled ghost and a flatulent daemon)  - and to read some strange internet finds (ghost sex, hot gay daemons and more).

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April 22, 2013

96 - Alcohol Fueled Foot vs. Tech Solution!

This week's FTs are more than willing to put themselves out there (or in there): One really wishes to publicize his achievement while another decides to put his best foot forward...

We're thrilled comedians Jon Shefsky and Jeff Amaral are here to crown the glorious FT of the Week.

Plus: Confounding confessions!

Podcast MP3

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Special Appearance 
  • Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.
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    April 17, 2013

    And I Would Drive 10,000 Miles...

    More Craigslist joy.
    (I also have a slew of related posts on my blog.)

    Sorry, these are often difficult to understand. Allow me to assist.

    Translation: "I am both married and broke.  I am also on the down-low.  Additionally, I'm overweight, not tall and have a penis who's size is, by definition, exactly average. But I am willing to fuck you! I live far off the beaten path, so it'll probably take you a good hour or so to drive over.  But look at the prize you'll be getting once you arrive!"  

    Translation: "I need someone to take my virginity because I'm 26 and it hasn't happened yet and I'm hoping you'll feel sorry for me because it's my birthday and provide some pity sex.  But you must also meet my STANDARDS!  I don't just give my virginity to anyone. On Craigslist."

    (Note, virgin males can be very picky. A similar guy on this post.)

    Translation: "I am happy for you to do something super-unhygienic because I have an interesting perversion. And I understand that you may be too cheap to purchase your own sex toys. Which makes you quality. But don't come in it! I have STANDARDS!"

    Translation: "I have a small dick and it will take forever to get me off."

    Well, at least he might be on a bus route.


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    April 15, 2013

    D&C Mini - April 15, 2013

    D&C Mini is the bi-weekly extension of the podcast. (For now, "Dazed and Convicted" full episodes will  come out on alternate weeks.) In this mini, Chris Wilding joins me to discuss two very promising relationships (one with a guy infuriated by a Facebook like and another who wants his wife to participate in a very unusual threesome)  - and to read some bizarre internet finds (snake-like marital aids, sock drama and religious snake insanity).
    Podcast MP3


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  • Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100692.
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