Monica Hamburg Presents (Now: "Pornomedy" Podcast): Actor

About

This is an explicit comedy podcast that comes in several flavors.

Presently, it's "Pornomedy"
where Monica Hamburg explores an assortment of odd user-named porn-titles, confounding tags, weird comments - and more!

Previously it's been:

- "Confined" she and a guest discussed strange and hilarious things she found on the net on "Confined"! Like especially bad porn tags & titles (#Pornomedy), peculiar products, strange spells, terrible t-shirts and more.

- Bizarre Craigslist ads on "Craigslost".

And there've been other itinerations. She's nothing if not consistent.

Monica's podcasts have been mentioned on The Huffington Post, Splitsider, won "Most Vulgar Canadian Podcast" and were selected for "New & Noteworthy" on iTunes a few times.

( "Episode List" here))

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Showing posts with label Actor. Show all posts

August 31, 2020

138 Live: Monica Hamburg Presents - Confined #10 - with Patrick Maliha

This show with Patrick Maliha was lots of fun.

We had: Peculiar Products, Cringey Craigslist Casting posts (#Craigslost), & Awful Apps

Should you wish to see the visuals we're describing, the Youtube version is here.
(all at: Youtube.com/c/MonicaHamburg )

Next show: Friday, Sept 11th at 6:30PM EST (Guest: Mercer Morrison)
Zoom meeting room link is here ( Meeting ID: 857 9686 8000)

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---Show Notes---

Patrick Maliha

Instagram: @PatrickMaliha Facebook: Patrick Maliha Raconter Direct deposit to: PatrickMaliha@gmail.com Paypal: monkeyslap@shaw.ca

--Monica Hamburg--
Site: MonicaHamburg.com
Instagram: @Monica.Hamburg
Paypal: paypal.me/monicahamburg
"More Funding Needed", my short film with comedian Peter J. Radomski: https://vimeo.com/411260449

To hear about shows: https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
or go to http://Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore

Logo below by Nicolas Caesar: Scary-Art.com

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November 10, 2016

127 - Hotel Horndog and The Accommodating Accommodations

Crazy Craigslist! This time: An addictive suitor, an inventive way to sell hotel rooms, and accommodations where you get to spend every second with the same people!

Plus: A clip from the first Craigslost live performance!

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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com (Live shows are also at Craigslost.tv )

Host

Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )

Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
@MonicaHamburg

--Notes--

The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/

These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/

--Find All Episodes--

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted,
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted

Subscribe - options
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413
RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted
Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76 http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html
ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted

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--Credits--

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!)

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this! ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Sounds for Hotel Video:

- Sex Sounds of Couple: by Bennohansen on Freesound.org
- Male orgasm: by Safadancer on Freesound.org
- Hotel Tour video music = "On My Way" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

Image below by"Hotel Accommodation" by Maliz Ong RAJESH misra on PublicDomainPictures.net

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August 7, 2016

126 - Prove Yourself for Perversity and Protect the Pomeranian Pawn

This time: Everyone is insane - including me! I tell you about an experience of mine that is just as strange as any Craigslist post. Plus: Amazing Craigslist oddities: Get a landlord with PTSD, prove you have sexy hands - with your face. And use your face to be part of a very inclusive - but also exclusive - "art project"!

Plus: A new bus loon!

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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host

Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )

Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
@MonicaHamburg

--Notes--

The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/

These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/

--Find All Episodes--

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted,
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted

Subscribe - options
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413
RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted
Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76 http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html
ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted
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--Credits--

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!)

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this! ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Music for Editor Informercial = "Open Those Bright Eyes", also by Kevin MacLeod, licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.

Image below by RAJESH misra, "CAVES background 2" on PublicDomainPictures.net

May 30, 2016

125 - Macho HeeHeebre and Spa Perv

This episode contains fantastic Craigslist ads about: Relaxing in front of a perv, hiring an idiot to handle your successful career, teaching the art of macho laughing - and meeting the man of your dreams!

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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host

Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )

Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
@MonicaHamburg

--Notes--

The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/

These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/

--Find All Episodes--

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted,
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted

Subscribe - options
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413
RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted
Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76 http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html
ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted
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--Credits--

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!)

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this! ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Music for Editor Informercial = "Open Those Bright Eyes", also by Kevin MacLeod, licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.

February 6, 2016

124 - Smugism and Show Your Friends Some Love

This episode: A tool that will help you be a tool, Craigslist ads about fetishes that are definitely not fetishes, roommates from that place that has generally been classified as scorching but it's important not to judge, and a most flexible Airbnb guest.

Plus: Flaunting your flute.

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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host

Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )

Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
@MonicaHamburg

--Notes--

The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/

These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/

--Find All Episodes--

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted,
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted

Subscribe - options
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413
RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted
Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76 http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html
ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted
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--Credits--

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!)

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this! ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Music for Editor Informercial = "Open Those Bright Eyes", also by Kevin MacLeod, licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.

Episode Photo (Below) = "Bamboo Flute" by Junior Libby

December 19, 2015

123 - No Secret Secretions. And Taping That - Therapeutically

This episode: Get your secretions to work for you! Learn the secret seduction technique to get all the broken women your friends know! Plus: Connecticut People Problems

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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host

Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )

Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
@MonicaHamburg

--Notes--

The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/

These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/

--Find All Episodes--

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted,
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted

Subscribe - options
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413
RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted
Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76 http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html
ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted
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--Credits--

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!)

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this! ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Episode Photo (Below) = "Survey Check List" by Circe Denyer

July 30, 2015

122 - Act Someone Else’s Heart Out or Get Murdered via App

This time: Let your bottom pay for your indiscretions, don’t let your waste go to waste, kill a marriage with your acting and find out how to make a violent situation even worse!

Plus: Detailed erotica. With the wrong kind of details.

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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host

Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )

Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
@MonicaHamburg

--Notes--

The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/

These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/

--Find All Episodes--

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted,
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted

Subscribe - options
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413
RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted
Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76 http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html
ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted
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--Credits--

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!)

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this! ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Episode Photo (Below) = "Checking IPhone" by shoko araki

June 30, 2015

121 - Beware the Fast Food Floozies and Project Exploitation Renovation

This episode: Fulfill your creepy fantasy or get clean... with some strings attached. Craigslist is always there to help!

Also, join me for the joys of online dating - including a trip through Tinder...

Plus: Suicidal subway drivers and slutty Wendy's workers!

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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host

Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )

Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
@MonicaHamburg

--Notes--

The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/

These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/

--Find All Episodes--

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted,
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted

Subscribe - options
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413
RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted
Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76 http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html
ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted
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--Credits--

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!)

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this! ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Sound effect: "Gunshots" - by Kleeb from Freesound.org

Episode Photo (Below) = "Eye Looking" (Public Domain)

May 30, 2015

120 - Loonie Roomie and the Cryin' Sea Quest

Optimum insanity this time: A guy tries to mask one socially unacceptable sexual fantasy by pretending it's another... socially unacceptable sexual fantasy - plus: a super stressful roommate option and a woman seeking musical accompaniment to her deep lyrics.

And: My transit experience!
I will keep the contest up for eternity, as it brings me such joy: Draw a worse logo of than the one this Fiverr guy drew of me. ( http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ )

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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host

Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )

Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
@MonicaHamburg

--Notes--

The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/

These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/
I also mention a terrible date I had a teen. I tell it on an episode of "The Lapse".

--Find All Episodes--

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted,
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted

Subscribe - options
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413
RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted
Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76 http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html
ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted
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--Credits--

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!)

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this! ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Episode Photo (Below) = "Listening to Music" by Petr Kratochvil

April 4, 2015

119 - A Helping Spank and The Birds and the Beads

This time, one Craigslist poster tries to sell us on perverted therapy and another has a longing prelude to sex (maybe). Then there's a voice-over ad with such low expectations. And a second asking for help with a craaaazy plan! And, speaking of craaaazy plans, I discuss a news article with a sex offender's completely non-transparent ruse...

And it's still on: The contest to draw a worse logo of than the one this Fiverr guy drew of me. ( http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ )

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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host

Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )

Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
@MonicaHamburg

--Notes--

The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/

These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/
I also mention a terrible date I had a teen. I tell it on an episode of "The Lapse".

--Find All Episodes--

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted,
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted

Subscribe - options
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413
RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted
Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76 http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html
ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted
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--Credits--

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!)

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this! ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Episode Photo (Below) = "Wireless Microphone" by Petr Kratochvil

Sound effects

1) Phone ring = “analogue_phone_ring_004.flac“ by lorenzosu

http://freesound.org/people/lorenzosu/sounds/72064/

2) “Hello” = “My sounds » hello.mp3 by AlucardsBride: http://freesound.org/people/AlucardsBride/sounds/173114/

*Demo reel credits:
Clips from:
1) Inverse Delirium #70 “Snob Appeal “ Inversedelirium.com
2) Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects (Video Game)
3) CSI: Miami (Video game) “Crack or Jack”
4) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #111
5) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #94
6) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #115
Music: "Oppressive Gloom" by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
7) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #107

March 1, 2015

118 - Massage Molester and An Inconvenient Orgy

An ode to manipulative perversity! This episode our Craigslist demented posts include: A man with a soft unit, more "artistic" photographers, a self-professed dull couple who may decide to have an orgy, and another kind fellow offering to altruistically fondle you.

Also: The contest continues! Draw a worse logo of me than the one this Fiverr guy drew. ( http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ )

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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host

Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )

Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
@MonicaHamburg

--Notes--

The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/

These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/

--Find All Episodes--

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted,
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted

Subscribe - options
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413
RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted
Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76 http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html
ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted
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--Credits--

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!)

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this! ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Episode Photo (Below) = "Hand in Chains" by George Hodan

*Demo reel credits:
Clips from:
1) Inverse Delirium #70 “Snob Appeal “ Inversedelirium.com
2) Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects (Video Game)
3) CSI: Miami (Video game) “Crack or Jack”
4) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #111
5) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #94
6) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #115
Music: "Oppressive Gloom" by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
7) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #107

February 3, 2015

117 - Baby Got Flat

This time from (mostly) Craigslist, we have: an ad from an adult baby, a VHS-dependent animal lover, a man with a great idea about your bum - and flatophiles!

Plus: The logo that proves I'm from Hell...

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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host

Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )
Voice-Over Demo Reels: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/voice-over-demos
Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
@MonicaHamburg

--Notes--

The Christian Jokes guy is in Episode 112 (This is cued up to that section at: 29:50)
The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/

Pictures I sent him: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/

Find All Episodes

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted,
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted

Subscribe - options
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413
RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted
Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76 http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html
ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted
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Current Logo (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!)

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this! ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

"Little Bum" tune

Voice-Over Music - Credit

“Green&Orange:No Water” Music by: Duncan Alex © Duncan Wheeler. On Freesound

Episode Photo (Below) = "Baby Boy in Diaper" by Karen Arnold

July 18, 2014

115 - No Homo Molester vs Real Estate Revenge

What do you do when you live next to people whose lifestyle you disapprove of - or when you want to buy a house but it just doesn't work out? Some would choose to just go on with their life. And those people are adorable.

So... Burn their home down or create a campaign of terror? Of course!

Sara Barron (Humorist, Author of "The Harm in Asking" and "People are Unappealing") is our wonderful Guest Judge this time - and determines our “FT of the Week”.

Plus: Craigslist provides a stellar example of relationship problem solving!

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Dazed and Convicted, A Dark Comedy Podcast
Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host

Monica Hamburg (Twitter @monicahamburg, Vine, Facebook )

Co-Host

Bill Allman

Guest Judge

Sara Barron http://sarabarron.com
Buy her books - especially the new one! ("The Harm in Asking") http://sarabarron.com/buy/
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Twitter (@sarabarron)
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THANKS TO:

Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify. Listen to the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
Calso Art for the logo/album art
For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg
Sad whistle (after mom's disclaimer) = by Splashdust on Freesound.org

Most SFX sounds and music (such as the ones in the sketches) are from Freesound. EXCEPT:

The music in sketch 2 are both by Kevin MacLeod:

1) (For “Lair”:) "Oppressive Gloom" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
2) (For “Lovely couple’s home”:) "Porch Swing Days - slower" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

The full list of sounds used are here.

Photo below Open House Sign by Paul Brennan little paul

June 10, 2014

114 - Marriage Meathead vs Tool Taken

What do you do when: you forget to do something important like book a hall for your wedding or if you just want to go out drinking with your friends but know your wife won't approve?

The responses of our Competitors this week are both logical and measured.

Psyche! They're FTs! They will overact in a way that will make your mind explode!

Adorable Comedian TJ Young is our wonderful Guest Judge this time - and decides the “FT of the Week”.

Plus: Respectful Craigslist courting.

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Dazed and Convicted, A Dark Comedy Podcast
Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host

Monica Hamburg (Twitter @monicahamburg, Vine, Facebook )

Co-Host

Bill Allman

Guest Judge

Find TJ Young at: http://thattj.com
Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thattj)
Twitter (@Thattj)
His Shows: http://www.thattj.com/#!shows/c2sv

Special Appearance

Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.

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We're also on Soundcloud

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There's also a Entertaining Podawful Channel Facebook Group

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GET IT. FAST.

By subscribing:

Feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
iTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413
On Stitcher: http://stitcher.com/listen.php?fid=19756
Via Email (see: http://dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html)

FIND

More snarky and weird content via:

Twitter: @DazedConvicted
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted
Newsletter: http://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
I'm also on: the Podawful Channel Group: Facebook.com/groups/podawfulchannel/?fref=ts

YOU ARE WELCOME TO:

Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
Please help us by sharing the show! (We're on Soundcloud, Stitcher, Twitter, Facebook or other to win the 1-month sexy membership!)
Other ways to promote the show here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO:

Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify. Listen to the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
Calso Art for the logo/album art
For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg
Sad whistle (after mom's disclaimer) = by Splashdust on Freesound.org

Most sounds (such as the ones in the sketches) are from Freesound. EXCEPT for Sketch 2 which contains clips from the films: "Goodfellas", "Bad Santa", "Die Hard", "Passenger 57", "Indian Jones and The Last Crusade", "Full Metal Jacket", "Fargo", "Speed", "Little Shop of Horrors", "Gone with The Wind", "Taken", "Lethal Weapon", "Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace", "National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation", "Planes trains and Automobiles", "Cool Hand Luke" and "Terminator 2" were used in this sketch.These were used in satire and parody.
And besides, we have no money, so you needn’t bother.

For the full list of sounds used see here. [CHANGE ___]

Photo below by Terrified Man by George Hodan

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