122 - Act Someone Else’s Heart Out or Get Murdered via App

This time: Let your bottom pay for your indiscretions, don’t let your waste go to waste, kill a marriage with your acting and find out how to make a violent situation even worse!

Plus: Detailed erotica. With the wrong kind of details.

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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )


• Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
•  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ 

• These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/ 

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DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

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Soundcloud:
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--Credits-- 

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Episode Photo (Below) = "Checking IPhone" by shoko araki

121 - Beware the Fast Food Floozies and Project Exploitation Renovation

This episode: Fulfill your creepy fantasy or get clean... with some strings attached.  Craigslist is always there to help!

Also, join me for the joys of online dating - including a trip through Tinder...

Plus: Suicidal subway drivers and slutty Wendy's workers!

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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )


• Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
•  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ 

• These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/ 

--Find All Episodes--

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

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Soundcloud:
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--Credits-- 

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Sound effect: "Gunshots" - by Kleeb from Freesound.org 

Episode Photo (Below) = "Eye Looking" (Public Domain)

120 - Loonie Roomie and the Cryin' Sea Quest

Optimum insanity this time: A guy tries to mask one socially unacceptable sexual fantasy by pretending it's another... socially unacceptable sexual fantasy - plus: a super stressful roommate option and a woman seeking musical accompaniment to her deep lyrics.   

And: My transit experience!
I will keep the contest up for eternity, as it brings me such joy: Draw a worse logo of than the one this Fiverr guy drew of me. ( http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/  )

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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )


• Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
•  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ 

• These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/
• I also mention a terrible date I had a teen. I tell it on an episode of "The Lapse".

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DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

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RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted
Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76 http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html 
ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted
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--Credits-- 

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Episode Photo (Below) = "Listening to Music" by Petr Kratochvil

119 - A Helping Spank and The Birds and the Beads

This time, one Craigslist poster tries to sell us on perverted therapy and another has a longing prelude to sex (maybe). Then there's a voice-over ad with such low expectations. And a second asking for help with a craaaazy plan!  And, speaking of craaaazy plans, I discuss a news article with a sex offender's completely non-transparent ruse...   

And it's still on: The contest to draw a worse logo of than the one this Fiverr guy drew of me. ( http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/  )

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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )


• Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
•  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ 

• These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/
• I also mention a terrible date I had a teen. I tell it on an episode of "The Lapse".

--Find All Episodes--

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

Subscribe - options
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RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted
Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76 http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html 
ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted
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--Credits-- 

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Episode Photo (Below) = "Wireless Microphone" by Petr Kratochvil

Sound effects

1) Phone ring = “analogue_phone_ring_004.flac“  by lorenzosu

http://freesound.org/people/lorenzosu/sounds/72064/ 

2) “Hello” = “My sounds » hello.mp3 by AlucardsBride: http://freesound.org/people/AlucardsBride/sounds/173114/

*Demo reel credits:
Clips from:
1) Inverse Delirium #70 “Snob Appeal “ Inversedelirium.com
2) Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects (Video Game)
3) CSI: Miami (Video game) “Crack or Jack”
4) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #111
5)  Dazed and Convicted – Episode #94
6) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #115
Music: "Oppressive Gloom" by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
7) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #107  

118 - Massage Molester and An Inconvenient Orgy

An ode to manipulative perversity! This episode our Craigslist demented posts include: A man with a soft unit, more "artistic" photographers, a self-professed dull couple who may decide to have an orgy, and another kind fellow offering to altruistically fondle you.  

Also: The contest continues! Draw a worse logo of me than the one this Fiverr guy drew. ( http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/  )

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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )


• Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
•   Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ 

• These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/

--Find All Episodes--

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

Subscribe - options
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RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted
Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76 http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html 
ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted
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--Credits-- 

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Episode Photo (Below) = "Hand in Chains" by George Hodan

*Demo reel credits:
Clips from:
1) Inverse Delirium #70 “Snob Appeal “ Inversedelirium.com
2) Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects (Video Game)
3) CSI: Miami (Video game) “Crack or Jack”
4) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #111
5)  Dazed and Convicted – Episode #94
6) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #115
Music: "Oppressive Gloom" by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
7) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #107  

117 - Baby Got Flat

This time from (mostly) Craigslist, we have: an ad from an adult baby, a VHS-dependent animal lover, a man with a great idea about your bum - and flatophiles!

Plus: The logo that proves I'm from Hell...

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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )
• Voice-Over Demo Reels: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/voice-over-demos 
• Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The Christian Jokes guy is in Episode 112 (This is cued up to that section at: 29:50)
• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/

• Pictures I sent him: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/

Find All Episodes

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

Subscribe - options
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413 
RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted
Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76 http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html 
ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted
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Current Logo (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

"Little Bum" tune

Voice-Over Music -  Credit

•  “Green&Orange:No Water” Music by: Duncan Alex © Duncan Wheeler. On Freesound

Episode Photo (Below) = "Baby Boy in Diaper" by Karen Arnold

116 - Telepathic Tata Touching and Phenomenal Flyer Fitness

This is now the "new" Dazed and Convicted: Craigslist and other assorted horrors.

Hear Bill quit!

Also this time: Ads from breast psychics, delivery/exercise employers, a brand new killer product inventor - and more!

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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg
• Voice-Over Demo Reels 
• Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

Find All Episodes

DazedandConvicted.com

Also on Soundcloud:

Full Episodes 
Minis

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

Subscribe - options

http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html 

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MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.

Bill Quitting Sounds

“bowling alley pins break 1.wav” by Tomlija  http://freesound.org/people/Tomlija/sounds/99563/

"crash.wav" by sagetyrle “http://freesound.org/people/sagetyrtle/sounds/40158/

Voice-Over Music -  Credit

•  “Green&Orange:No Water” Music by: Duncan Alex © Duncan Wheeler. On Freesound 

Photo Below = "Psychic" by Junior Libby

D&C Mini #12 - Nonsexence

At least two of the Craigslist ads this time around are complete nonsexence: People trying to pass off "sex" as "not sex". This time we have cinematic practice sex and a non-sexual sex offer.  Plus even more weirdness.

("D&C Mini" will soon be the "Dazed and Convicted". This will become clearer in this episode.)

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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg
• Voice-Over Demo Reels 
• Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

Find All Episodes

DazedandConvicted.com

Also on Soundcloud:

Full Episodes 
Minis

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

Subscribe - options

http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html 

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MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.


Voice-Over Examples -  Credits

Voice work from:

1) Hospital Tour video
2) Corporate video for a virtual answering service
3) Safety E-metrics E-learning video

D&C Mini #11 - Actus Sardonicus

It's an assorted box of insanity from Craigslist this time around. An artistic casting, babysitting naked, a stairway to hell. Your suffering will be varied! Enjoy.

("D&C Mini" is a bi-weekly extension of the podcast. A new "Dazed and Convicted" should be up soon. However, the full show will appear only on occasion and this mini-show will soon become the main show. Confusing yet? I thought so. I'll explain soon.)

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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg
• Voice-Over Demo Reels 
• Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

Find All Episodes

DazedandConvicted.com

Also on Soundcloud:

Full Episodes 
Minis

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

Subscribe - options

http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html

• On #165 of "The New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon"

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MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.


Voice-Over Examples -  Credits

Voice work from:

1) Music Documentary - "5 Seconds of Summer: Up Close and Personal" - by Entertain Me US

2)  123 Memory - available (free) on iTunes

3) Corporate Video for a School

D&C Mini #10 - Home for the Whoreidays

How is one supposed to manage housing in this difficult economy? According to a spate of Craigslist ads, by trading sex for a room! Get a bed and get bedded. Win, win.

("D&C Mini" is an extension of the podcast. A new "Dazed and Convicted" episode will arrive in early November. Admittedly, the full show has become - and likely will be - sporadic and this mini-show will be more frequent.)

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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg
• Voice-Over Demo Reels: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/voice-over-demos*  
• Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

Find All Episodes

DazedandConvicted.com

Also on Soundcloud:

Full Episodes: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76
(& Minis: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/d-c-minis )

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

Subscribe - options

http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html

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MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100692.

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100772
and,  by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100772


Voice-Over Examples -  Credits

Voice work from:

1) "Dream Disney World Orlando Vacation Homes - Sweet Home Vacation"

2) Music Documentary - "Niall Horan: Inside Out" - by Entertain Me US

D&C Mini #9 - Calamity Jade and The Slight Distraction

In this mini episode, I read you Craigslist posts containing: a no strings attached offer, a very narrow audition requirement and a plan to create a gentle distraction…

("D&C Mini" is an extension of the podcast. The full "Dazed and Convicted" episodes return in late October/early November)

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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg
• Voice-Over Demo Reels: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/voice-over-demos*  
• Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

Find All Episodes

DazedandConvicted.com

Also on Soundcloud:

Full Episodes: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76
(& Minis: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/d-c-minis )

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

Subscribe - options

http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html

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MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100692.

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100772
and,  by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100772


Voice-Over Examples -  Credits:

Part 1

Clips from:
1) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #100
- Music: “Decline” by Kevin MacLeod and is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1300016
2) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #114
- Music: “Decline” by Kevin MacLeod and is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1300016
3) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #98
- Music: "Ripples" by Kevin MacLeod and is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100691
4) Dazed and Convicted - Episode 102
- Sound Effects: Penny = “Spinning Penny.wav” by pwausc1 http://freesound.org/people/pwausc1/sounds/118266/
5) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #100
- Music: “Decline” by Kevin MacLeod and is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN130001


Part 2

Music:

1) “Destinations by David Carroll“ by DiscoverySounds
 @DiscoverySounds
 2) “cinematic intros » careful approach 0O_36x” by Setuniman on FreeSound.org
 3) “18 Deep Blue (2005)” - By Antony Raijekov On CC-Europe
 4) “cinematic moments - bizarre » trippy atmosphere 0P_10mi3” by Setuniman on Freesound.org

D&C MINI #8 - The Skitzo and The Bully

D&C Mini is an occasional extension of the podcast. (The full "Dazed and Convicted" episodes return in October.) In this mini, I read you a Craigslist post about some very plausible scenarios  - and interpret a Christian comic strip!
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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg
• Demo Reels: (The version played on the show is here.) Others are at: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/voice-over-demos*  
• Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

Find All Episodes

DazedandConvicted.com

Also on Soundcloud:

Full Episodes: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76
(& Minis: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/d-c-minis )

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

Subscribe - options

http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html

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MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100692.

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100772

*Demo reel credits:
Clips from:
1) Inverse Delirium #70 “Snob Appeal “ Inversedelirium.com
2) Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects (Video Game)
3) CSI: Miami (Video game) “Crack or Jack”
4) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #111
5)  Dazed and Convicted – Episode #94
6) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #115
Music: "Oppressive Gloom" by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
7) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #107

115 - No Homo Molester vs Real Estate Revenge

What do you do when you live next to people whose lifestyle you disapprove of - or when you want to buy a house but it just doesn't work out? Some would choose to just go on with their life. And those people are adorable.

So... Burn their home down or create a campaign of terror? Of course!

Sara Barron (Humorist, Author of "The Harm in Asking" and "People are Unappealing") is our wonderful Guest Judge this time - and determines our “FT of the Week”.

Plus: Craigslist provides a stellar example of relationship problem solving!

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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

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• Monica Hamburg (Twitter @monicahamburg, Vine, Facebook )  

Co-Host 

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge    

• Sara Barron http://sarabarron.com
• Buy her books - especially the new one! ("The Harm in Asking") http://sarabarron.com/buy/
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• Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Listen to the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  
• Sad whistle (after mom's disclaimer) = by Splashdust on Freesound.org

Most SFX sounds and music (such as the ones in the sketches) are from Freesound. EXCEPT:

The music in sketch 2 are both by Kevin MacLeod:

 1) (For “Lair”:) "Oppressive Gloom" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
 2) (For “Lovely couple’s home”:) "Porch Swing Days - slower" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

• The full list of sounds used are here.  

Photo below Open House Sign by Paul Brennan little paul

114 - Marriage Meathead vs Tool Taken

What do you do when: you forget to do something important like book a hall for your wedding or if you just want to go out drinking with your friends but know your wife won't approve?

The responses of our Competitors this week are both logical and measured. 

Psyche! They're FTs! They will overact in a way that will make your mind explode!

Adorable Comedian TJ Young is our wonderful Guest Judge this time - and decides the “FT of the Week”.

Plus: Respectful Craigslist courting.

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Dazed and Convicted, A Dark Comedy Podcast
Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg (Twitter @monicahamburg, Vine, Facebook )  

Co-Host 

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge    

• Find TJ Young at: http://thattj.com 
• Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thattj) 
• Twitter (@Thattj) 
• His Shows: http://www.thattj.com/#!shows/c2sv  

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• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.  

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• Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
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• Other ways to promote the show here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO: 

• Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Listen to the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  
• Sad whistle (after mom's disclaimer) = by Splashdust on Freesound.org

Most sounds (such as the ones in the sketches) are from Freesound. EXCEPT for Sketch 2 which contains clips from the films: "Goodfellas", "Bad Santa", "Die Hard", "Passenger 57", "Indian Jones and The Last Crusade", "Full Metal Jacket", "Fargo", "Speed", "Little Shop of Horrors", "Gone with The Wind", "Taken", "Lethal Weapon", "Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace", "National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation", "Planes trains and Automobiles", "Cool Hand Luke" and "Terminator 2" were used in this sketch.These were used in satire and parody.
And besides, we have no money, so you needn’t bother.

• For the full list of sounds used see here.  [CHANGE ___]

Photo below by Terrified Man by George Hodan 

113 - Burrito Butchery vs Beating for Beats

One of the hallmarks of being an FT seems to be that you overreact to small slights.  But what if you feel really hurt because someone, say, didn't invite you to go car shopping - or changed the music at a party... Well, if you're familiar with this show, you'll have a good guess as to what happens next...

Comedian Jimmy Shubert is our great Guest Judge this time - and crowns our “FT of the Week”.

Plus: An unusual fetish. Yes, even more unusual than usual.
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Dazed and Convicted, A Dark Comedy Podcast
Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg (Twitter @monicahamburg, Vine, Facebook )  

Co-Host 

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge  

• Find Jimmy Shubert at: JimmyShubert.com 
• Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/jimmyshubert) 
• Twitter (@JimmyShubert) 
• His Podcast is "The Jimmy Shubert" show at http://jimmyshubert.com/episodes/  (ITunes)

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• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.  

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• This week's stories: Poison Burrito Lady and Music Man

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• Via Email (see: http://dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html)

FIND

More snarky and weird content via:

• Twitter: @DazedConvicted
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• Newsletter: http://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
• I'm also on: the Podawful Channel Group: Facebook.com/groups/podawfulchannel/?fref=ts

YOU ARE WELCOME TO:

• Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Please help us by sharing the show! (From this site, from Soundcloud etc.)
• Other ways to promote the show here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO: 

• Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Listen to the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  
• Sad whistle (after mom's disclaimer) = by Splashdust on Freesound.org

Most other sounds (such as the ones in the sketches) are from Freesound, for the full list see here. 

Photo below by "Music Dancer 2" by Sabine Sauermaul