138 Live: Monica Hamburg Presents - Confined #10 - with Patrick Maliha

This show with Patrick Maliha was lots of fun.

We had: Peculiar Products, Cringey Craigslist Casting posts (#Craigslost), & Awful Apps

Should you wish to see the visuals we're describing, the Youtube version is here. 
(all at: Youtube.com/c/MonicaHamburg ) 

Next show: Friday, Sept 11th at 6:30PM EST (Guest: Mercer Morrison)
Zoom meeting room link is here ( Meeting ID: 857 9686 8000) 

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---Show Notes---

Patrick Maliha

Instagram: @PatrickMaliha Facebook: Patrick Maliha Raconter Direct deposit to: PatrickMaliha@gmail.com Paypal: monkeyslap@shaw.ca

--Monica Hamburg--
Site: MonicaHamburg.com
Instagram: @Monica.Hamburg
Paypal: paypal.me/monicahamburg
"More Funding Needed", my short film with comedian Peter J. Radomski: https://vimeo.com/411260449

To hear about shows: https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg 
or go to http://Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore


Logo below by Nicolas Caesar: Scary-Art.com

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136 Live: Monica Hamburg Presents - Confined #8 - with Veronica Antipolo

This is the fun show with guest Veronica Antipolo.

 -Wacky Craigslist ads (#Craigslost) + Preposterous Porn titles and comments (#Pornomedy) + Eccentric Etsy offerings

Should you wish to see the visuals we're describing, the Youtube version is here.

Next show: Friday, August 14th at 6:30PM EST (Guest TBA)
Zoom meeting room link is here ( Meeting ID: 845 9841 1506)

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--Veronica Antipolo--

Veronica Antipolo is a comedian, producer, storyteller.
She produces Luvin' Sass all women comedy show online (find it on Artery)
 & She’s the coproducer of “Ron The World with Ron Josol” (on Facebook Live)

Twitter & Instagram: @sassy_la_v
Facebook: @Sassylav.Veronica
Paypal: paypal.me/sassylav


--Monica Hamburg--
Site: MonicaHamburg.com
Instagram: @Monica.Hamburg
Paypal: paypal.me/monicahamburg
"More Funding Needed", my short film with comedian Peter J. Radomski: https://vimeo.com/411260449

To hear about shows: https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
or go to http://Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore


Logo below by Nicolas Caesar: Scary-Art.com

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135 Live: Monica Hamburg Presents - Confined #7 - with Satyam Nayak

Here's Friday's show with guest Satyam Nayak.

- Terrible phone apps - Incomprehensible creature romance novel plots - Profoundly strange Pornomedy titles!

Should you wish to see the visuals we're describing, the Youtube version is here.

Next show: Friday, July 31 at 6:30PM EST (Guest TBA)
Zoom meeting room link is here ( Meeting ID: 871 5390 5376)

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---Show Notes---

--Satyam Nayak--

Instagram: @_satyamnayak - soon to be @satyamnayak Venmo: @satyam-nayak


--Monica Hamburg--
Site: MonicaHamburg.com
Instagram: @Monica.Hamburg
Paypal: paypal.me/monicahamburg
"More Funding Needed", my short film with comedian Peter J. Radomski: https://vimeo.com/411260449

To hear about shows: https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
or go to http://Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore


Logo below by Nicolas Caesar: Scary-Art.com

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134 - Live: Monica Hamburg Presents - Confined #6 - with Dan Bryan Rosen

Here's the show I did with guest Dan Bryan Rosen!

Terrible erotic products, crazy Craigslost ads, bizarre Pornomedy – and more!

Should you wish to see the visuals we're describing, the Youtube version is here.

Next show: Friday, July 17 at 6:30PM EST (Guest TBA)
Zoom meeting room link is here ( Meeting ID: 857 7253 7785)

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--Dan Bryan Rosen--

Twitter, Facebook & Instagram: @dantheguyrosen
Info about Dan's "Game of Crohn’s": https://www.thecomedytribune.com/home/2019/10/12/my-pain-is-your-pleasure-by-dan-rosen
Dan's show at Comedy Bar in Toronto is "Opening Act Dan Rosen": https://www.facebook.com/OpeningActDanRosen/


--Monica Hamburg--
Site: MonicaHamburg.com
Instagram: @Monica.Hamburg
"More Funding Needed", my short film with comedian Peter J. Radomski: https://vimeo.com/411260449

To hear about shows: https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
or go to http://Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore

Paypal info =
Dan: paypal.me/danbryanrosen
Monica: paypal.me/monicahamburg

Logo below by Nicolas Caesar: Scary-Art.com

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133 - Live: Monica Hamburg Presents - Confined #5 - with Jessica Sager

Here's the show I recorded Friday with Jessica Sager!

This show: Awful inspirational sayings, inappropriate products, creepy #Craigslost, bizarre #Pornomedy – plus terrible online dating messages I’ve received!

Youtube version here.

Next show: Friday, July 3 at 6:30PM EST (Guest TBA)
Zoom meeting room link is here ( Meeting ID =  847 9147 2648 )

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--Jessica Sager--

Twitter, Facebook & Instagram: @ohheyjesssager

--Monica Hamburg--
Site: MonicaHamburg.com
Instagram: @Monica.Hamburg
Paypal: Monica.Hamburg@usa.net

"More Funding Needed", my short film with comedian Peter J. Radomski: https://vimeo.com/411260449

To hear about shows, my newsletter is: https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
or go to http://Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore

Logo below by Nicolas Caesar: Scary-Art.com

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132 - Live: Monica Hamburg Presents - Confined #4 - with Travis Clark

Here's the show I recorded live on Friday with Travis Clark!

This show: Apps that will be your downfall + Insulting your intelligence #Craigslost, bizarre #Pornomedy – and more!

Youtube version here.

Next show: Friday, June 19th at 6:30PM EST (Guest TBA)
Zoom meeting room link is here ( Meeting ID =  870 1909 2393 )

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--Travis Clark--

"Pod The Life": unpops.com/podcast/pod-the-life
Venmo: @TrackRivals

--Monica Hamburg--
Site: MonicaHamburg.com
Newsletter: Tinyletter.com/Monica.Hamburg
Facebook: @MonicaHamburgPresentsMore
Instagram: @Monica.Hamburg
Paypal: Monica.Hamburg@usa.net

"More Funding Needed", my short film with comedian Peter J. Radomski: https://vimeo.com/411260449

To hear about shows: https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
or go to http://Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore

Logo below by Nicolas Caesar: Scary-Art.com

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131 - Live: Monica Hamburg Presents - Confined #3 - with Amy Lucille

Here's the show I recorded live on Friday with Amy Lucille!

Creepy Craigslist/#Craigslost, insulting gifts, awful romance books and #Pornomedy!

Youtube version here.

Next show: Friday, June 6th at 6:30PM EST (Guest Travis Clark!)
Zoom meeting room link is here ( Meeting ID =  859-6535-5067 )

Please watch "More Funding Needed", my short film with comedian Peter J. Radomski: https://vimeo.com/411260449

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--Monica Hamburg--
Site: MonicaHamburg.com
Newsletter: Tinyletter.com/Monica.Hamburg
Facebook: @MonicaHamburgPresentsMore
Instagram: @Monica.Hamburg
Paypal: Monica.Hamburg@usa.net

To hear about shows: https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
or go to http://Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore

Logo below by Nicolas Caesar: Scary-Art.com

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130 - Live: Monica Hamburg Presents - Confined #2 - with D.J. Buckley

Here's the show I recorded live on Friday with D.J. Buckley!

We take you through bizarre romance novels, subliminal transformation videos, and odd Craigslist ads.

Youtube version here.

Next show: Friday, May 22th at 6:30PM EST
Zoom meeting room link is here (Meeting ID =  863-5385-1199 )

Please watch the short film I made with comedian Peter J. Radomski. It's funny & relatable: https://vimeo.com/411260449

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--Monica Hamburg--
Site: MonicaHamburg.com
Newsletter: Tinyletter.com/Monica.Hamburg
Facebook: @MonicaHamburgPresentsMore
Instagram: @Monica.Hamburg
Paypal: Monica.Hamburg@usa.net

 --D.J. Buckley--
Twitter: @atbatonacathat
Instagram: @Jaws4threvenge
Paypal: https://paypal.me/djbuckleytm
 Venmo: @DjBuckley

To hear about shows: https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
or go to http://Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore

Logo below by Nicolas Caesar: Scary-Art.com

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129 - Live: Monica Hamburg Presents - Confined #1 - with Mike Sains

This is the live show, recorded Friday with Mike Sains!

We take you through hilarious and weird erotic subliminal videos, online plot generators, and Craigslist ads.

Youtube version here.

Next show: Friday, May 8th at 6:30PM EST
Zoom meeting room link is here (Meeting ID =  849 7028 3344)

(FB Live option etc. can be found by subscribing to the newsletter or following the page, below)

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--Monica Hamburg--
Site: MonicaHamburg.com
Newsletter: Tinyletter.com/Monica.Hamburg
Facebook: @MonicaHamburgPresentsMore
Instagram: @Monica.Hamburg
Paypal: Monica.Hamburg@usa.net

 --Mike Sains--
Twitter: @MikeSains
Instagram: @TheMikeSains
Featured on Track 6: https://2fatmusic.bandcamp.com/album/juice
Venmo: Mike-Sains


Logo below by Nicolas Caesar: Scary-Art.com

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A Dose of Craigslost! Live with Mike Sains on April 24th

Hi Lovely People: How you been? Anything weird going on in the world?

Well, if you need more: I'll be doing an online show with one of my favorite podcast guests on Friday at 6:30pm EST.

"Monica Hamburg Presents - Confined: With Mike Sains" will be on Zoom & on Facebook Live.



Zoom meeting room should be: 816-1928-4640
Facebook Live: @MonicaHamburgPresents

I hope to see you there!

(To hear about these shows, sign up at: Tiny Letter)
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128 - Life Snags and Educating Pervie

Craigslist Creeps and Cons! This time: A man who wants a wife - instead of his wife,  a sleazy casting ad (is there another kind?), a weird and sleazy casting ad (I guess that's it), and a pervert who wants to be French (which is pretty logical).

Plus: It's "comedy"!

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Site: DazedandConvicted.com (Live shows are also at Craigslost.tv

Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )


• Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
•  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• Instagram @Monica.Hamburg, Facebook MonicaHamburg, Twitter: @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ 

• These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/ 

--Find All Episodes--

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @CraigslostTV,
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

Subscribe - options
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RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted
Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76 http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html 
ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted

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--Credits-- 

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )


MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Check out:

"Tinder Tales" 

"The Stories We Don't Tell" (2 of the episodes with me, here)

"Open Mic at The Frog & The Backpack" Podcast

Image below by Nicolas Caesar: Scary-Art.com

127 - Hotel Horndog and The Accommodating Accommodations

Crazy Craigslist! This time: An addictive suitor, an inventive way to sell hotel rooms, and accommodations where you get to spend every second with the same people!   

Plus: A clip from the first Craigslost live performance!

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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com (Live shows are also at Craigslost.tv )

Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )


• Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
•  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ 

• These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/ 

--Find All Episodes--

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

Subscribe - options
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413 
RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted
Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76 http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html 
ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted

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--Credits-- 

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )


MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Sounds for Hotel Video:

-  Sex Sounds of Couple: by Bennohansen on Freesound.org
- Male orgasm: by Safadancer on Freesound.org
- Hotel Tour video music = "On My Way" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

Image below by"Hotel Accommodation" by Maliz Ong RAJESH misra on PublicDomainPictures.net

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126 - Prove Yourself for Perversity and Protect the Pomeranian Pawn

This time: Everyone is insane - including me! I tell you about an experience of mine that is just as strange as any Craigslist post. Plus: Amazing Craigslist oddities: Get a landlord with PTSD, prove you have sexy hands - with your face. And use your face to be part of a very inclusive - but also exclusive - "art project"!

Plus: A new bus loon!

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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )


• Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
•  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ 

• These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/ 

--Find All Episodes--

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

Subscribe - options
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413 
RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted
Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76 http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html 
ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted
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--Credits-- 

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )


MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. 

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Music for Editor Informercial = "Open Those Bright Eyes", also by Kevin MacLeod,  licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. 

Image below by RAJESH misra, "CAVES background 2" on PublicDomainPictures.net

125 - Macho HeeHeebre and Spa Perv

This episode contains fantastic Craigslist ads about: Relaxing in front of a perv, hiring an idiot to handle your successful career, teaching the art of macho laughing - and meeting the man of your dreams! 

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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )


• Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
•  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ 

• These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/ 

--Find All Episodes--

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

Subscribe - options
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413 
RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted
Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76 http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html 
ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted
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--Credits-- 

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. 

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Music for Editor Informercial = "Open Those Bright Eyes", also by Kevin MacLeod,  licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.

119 - A Helping Spank and The Birds and the Beads

This time, one Craigslist poster tries to sell us on perverted therapy and another has a longing prelude to sex (maybe). Then there's a voice-over ad with such low expectations. And a second asking for help with a craaaazy plan!  And, speaking of craaaazy plans, I discuss a news article with a sex offender's completely non-transparent ruse...   

And it's still on: The contest to draw a worse logo of than the one this Fiverr guy drew of me. ( http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/  )

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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )


• Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
•  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ 

• These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/
• I also mention a terrible date I had a teen. I tell it on an episode of "The Lapse".

--Find All Episodes--

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

Subscribe - options
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413 
RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted
Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76 http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html 
ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted
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--Credits-- 

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Episode Photo (Below) = "Wireless Microphone" by Petr Kratochvil

Sound effects

1) Phone ring = “analogue_phone_ring_004.flac“  by lorenzosu

http://freesound.org/people/lorenzosu/sounds/72064/ 

2) “Hello” = “My sounds » hello.mp3 by AlucardsBride: http://freesound.org/people/AlucardsBride/sounds/173114/

*Demo reel credits:
Clips from:
1) Inverse Delirium #70 “Snob Appeal “ Inversedelirium.com
2) Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects (Video Game)
3) CSI: Miami (Video game) “Crack or Jack”
4) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #111
5)  Dazed and Convicted – Episode #94
6) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #115
Music: "Oppressive Gloom" by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
7) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #107  

118 - Massage Molester and An Inconvenient Orgy

An ode to manipulative perversity! This episode our Craigslist demented posts include: A man with a soft unit, more "artistic" photographers, a self-professed dull couple who may decide to have an orgy, and another kind fellow offering to altruistically fondle you.  

Also: The contest continues! Draw a worse logo of me than the one this Fiverr guy drew. ( http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/  )

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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )


• Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
•   Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ 

• These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/

--Find All Episodes--

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

Subscribe - options
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413 
RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted
Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76 http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html 
ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted
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--Credits-- 

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Episode Photo (Below) = "Hand in Chains" by George Hodan

*Demo reel credits:
Clips from:
1) Inverse Delirium #70 “Snob Appeal “ Inversedelirium.com
2) Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects (Video Game)
3) CSI: Miami (Video game) “Crack or Jack”
4) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #111
5)  Dazed and Convicted – Episode #94
6) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #115
Music: "Oppressive Gloom" by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
7) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #107  

117 - Baby Got Flat

This time from (mostly) Craigslist, we have: an ad from an adult baby, a VHS-dependent animal lover, a man with a great idea about your bum - and flatophiles!

Plus: The logo that proves I'm from Hell...

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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )
• Voice-Over Demo Reels: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/voice-over-demos 
• Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The Christian Jokes guy is in Episode 112 (This is cued up to that section at: 29:50)
• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/

• Pictures I sent him: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/

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Current Logo (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

"Little Bum" tune

Voice-Over Music -  Credit

•  “Green&Orange:No Water” Music by: Duncan Alex © Duncan Wheeler. On Freesound

Episode Photo (Below) = "Baby Boy in Diaper" by Karen Arnold

116 - Telepathic Tata Touching and Phenomenal Flyer Fitness

This is now the "new" Dazed and Convicted: Craigslist and other assorted horrors.

Hear Bill quit!

Also this time: Ads from breast psychics, delivery/exercise employers, a brand new killer product inventor - and more!

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Host 

• Monica Hamburg
• Voice-Over Demo Reels 
• Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

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MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.

Bill Quitting Sounds

“bowling alley pins break 1.wav” by Tomlija  http://freesound.org/people/Tomlija/sounds/99563/

"crash.wav" by sagetyrle “http://freesound.org/people/sagetyrtle/sounds/40158/

Voice-Over Music -  Credit

•  “Green&Orange:No Water” Music by: Duncan Alex © Duncan Wheeler. On Freesound 

Photo Below = "Psychic" by Junior Libby

Podmash - LIVE with Dazed and Convicted, Sneaky Dragon and Science Us

We were honored to be a part of this live show where we did a 20 minute version of our podcast live in front of an audience along with 2 other great Vancouver podcasts.

Here's the description from the stars and organizers, Sneaky Dragon:

"Our first episode of PodMash! The brainchild of Ian Boothby, PodMash! takes three different podcasts and mashes them together into one show. Everyone was given the same subject to talk about, but everyone got to choose how they approached it. For our first episode we were joined by Monica Hamburg and Bill Allman from Dazed and Convicted and Ivan Decker and Peter Carlone from Science Us.
It was a lot of fun doing the show. Thanks to Dazed and Convicted and Science Us for coming onto PodMash! Thanks to Skinny Fat Jack’s for having us! And thanks to you, our wonderful listeners, for coming out and supporting the show!
Hooray!!!"

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D&C Mini #12 - Nonsexence

At least two of the Craigslist ads this time around are complete nonsexence: People trying to pass off "sex" as "not sex". This time we have cinematic practice sex and a non-sexual sex offer.  Plus even more weirdness.

("D&C Mini" will soon be the "Dazed and Convicted". This will become clearer in this episode.)

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• Monica Hamburg
• Voice-Over Demo Reels 
• Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

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MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.


Voice-Over Examples -  Credits

Voice work from:

1) Hospital Tour video
2) Corporate video for a virtual answering service
3) Safety E-metrics E-learning video