"Pornomedy"
- Episode 160 - with Andrew Searles - They're Watching You - (Show #6)
- Episode 159 - with Aliya Brown - Life's First - (Show #5)
- Episode 158 - with Mercer Morrison - Tale as Old as Time - (Show #4)
- Episode 157 - with Mike Moran - The Chair - (Show #3)
- Episode 156 - with Ashley J. Perna - Demon Standards - (Show #2)
- Episode 155 - with me - "on my own..." - (Show #1)
"Confined"
Live shows begun during quarantine:
- Episode 154 - with Simone Holder - April 30, 2021 (Show #26)
- Episode 153 - with Clif Knight - April 16, 2021 (Show #25)
- Episode 152 - with Kelly Zemnickis - April 2, 2021 (Show #24)
- Episode 151 - with Tom Ricardo - March 19, 2021 (Show #23)
- Episode 150 - with David Rey Martinez - March 5. 2021 (Show #22)
- Episode 149 - with Chad Gibson - February 19, 2021 (Show #21)
- Episode 148 - with Harpreet Sehmbi - February 5, 2021 (Show #20)
- Episode 147 - with Elspeth Wright - January 22, 2021 (Show #19)
- Episode 146 - with Mike Sains - December 18, 2020 (Show #18)
- Episode 145 - with Ed John - December 4, 2020 (Show #17)
- Episode 144 - with Michael Lifshitz - November 20, 2020 (Show #16)
- Episode 143 - with Chad Riden - November 6, 2020 (Show #15)
- Episode 142 - with Mary Jay Berger - October 23, 2020 - (Show #14)
- Episode 141 - with Maryellen George - October 9, 2020 (Show #13)
- Episode 140 - with Kai Choyce - September 25, 2020 (Show #12)
- Episode 139 - with Mercer Morrison - September 11, 2020 (Show #11)
- Episode 138 - with Patrick Maliha - August 28, 2020 (Show #10)
- Episode 137 - with Charley McMullen - August 14, 2020 (Show #9)
- Episode 136 - with Veronica Antipolo - July 31, 2020 (Show #8)
- Episode 135 - with Satyam Nayak - July 17, 2020 (Show #7)
- Episode 134 - with Dan Bryan Rosen - July 3, 2020 (Show #6)
- Episode 133 - with Jessica Sager - June 19, 2020 (Show #5)
- Episode 132 - with Travis Clark - June 5, 2020 (Show #4)
- Episode 131 - with Amy Lucille - May 22, 2020 (Show #3))
- Episode 130 - with D.J. Buckley - May 8, 2020 (Show #2)
- Episode 129 - with Mike Sains - April 24, 2020 (Show #1)
"Craigslost" - from Dazed and Convicted
"Craigslost":
consists of fast (generally around 20 minute) dark (and explicit) episodes where Monica
Hamburg reads baffling Craigslist ads. Each find will disturb or confound you in some way. You're welcome.
- Episode 128 - Life Snags and Educating Pervie
- Episode 127 - Hotel Horndog and The Accommodating Accommodations
- Episode 126 - Prove Yourself for Perversity and Protect the Pomeranian Pawn
- Episode 125 - Macho Heeheebre and Spa Perv
- Episode 124 - Smugism and Show Your Friends Some Love
- Episode 123 - No Secret Secretions. And Taping That - Therapeutically
- Episode 122 - Act Someone Else’s Heart Out or Get Murdered via App
- Episode 121 - Beware the Fast Food Floozies and Project Exploitation Renovation
- Episode 120 - Loonie Roomie and the Cryin' Sea Quest
- Episode 119 - A Helping Spank and The Birds and The Beads
- Episode 118 - Massage Molester and An Inconvenient Orgy
- Episode 117 - Baby Got Flat
- Episode 116 - Telepathic Tata Touching and Phenomenal Flyer Fitness
- D&C Mini #12 - Nonsexence
- D&C Mini #10 - Home for the Whoreidays
- D&C Mini #11 - Actus Sardonicus
- D&C Mini #9 - Calamity Jade and The Slight Distraction
- D&C Mini #8 - The Skitzo and The Bully
"Dazed and Convicted" - News/Crime with Bill Allman (#72 - #115)
This previous version (#72-#115) of the podcast had Monica Hamburg and Bill Allman discuss two news stories that feature complete FTs (criminals who have done something terrible and generally violent). Yet absurd in a sick way. And they created sketches inspired by the crimes. And then a comedian decided on the "moron" of the week. Because that’s what compassionate people do.
(Looking for a specific guest, please do the Ctrl + F (or Apple + F) to search.)
And to find all these people on Twitter, there's this Twitter List, you can subscribe to. (to see tweets, click here.)
- Sara Barron on Episode 115 - No Homo Molester vs Real Estate Revenge
- TJ Young on Episode 114 - Marriage Meathead vs. Tool Taken
- Jimmy Shubert on Episode 113 - Burrito Butchery vs Beating for Beats
- Sam Tripoli on Episode 112 - Brain-Violation Avenger vs The Demon Destroyer
- Leah Bonnema on Episode 111 - Monkey Libation Activist vs One Direction to Murder
- Mike Hollan on Episode 110 - Extreme Band Drama vs Game Show Flip Out
- Keith Albertstadt on Episode 109 - The Cheerful Killer vs The Principal Who Cracked
- Paula Bel on Episode 108 - The Virtuous Violator vs The Benevolent Defiler
- Jessica Sager on Episode 107 - Bobcat Snuggling vs Post-Headwound Happy Meal
- Patrick Maliha on Episode 106 - The Imperceptible Molester vs Pervie The Puppetmaster
- Jake Weisman on Episode 105 - The Devil Went Down to New Hampshire vs Shoot to... Something
- AJ Finney on Episode 104 - The Mason Family vs. The Family Flu
- Matt Davis on Episode 103 - Nothing Beats Rock vs. Death by Positivity
- Rob Fee on Episode 102 - Rent-to-Pawn vs. Hair Currency
- Billy Wayne Davis on Episode 101 - Idiots for Idol vs Rough and Ready Rodeo Romance
- Pat Dixon on Episode 100 - Corn Chip Crusader vs. The Dragonslayer
- Amber Nelson on Episode 99 - Killin' and a-Skatin' vs. Dine and Die
- Dave Waite on Episode 98 - Marrivorce Counselling vs. Gynomance
- Joe Zimmerman on Episode 97 - Musical HIV vs. Preventive Euthanasia
- Jon Shefsky and Jeff Amaral on Episode 96 - Alcohol Fueled Foot vs. Tech Solution!
- Matt Bergman on Episode 95 - Love the Way You Lie
- Dan McCoy on Episode 94 - Lookin Like a Fool With Your Wardrobe Malfunction
- Kris Elgstrand and Brad Dryborough on 93 - My Pizza Came With a Free Bride vs The Trials of Wife Refurbishing
- Caleb Bacon on Episode 92 - Sandwich Sadness vs Last Chance to Prance
- Jamie Lissow on Episode 91 - Horsevenge vs. Free Car Downfall
- Gabriel Rutledge on Episode 90 - I Can't Get No Trailerfaction
- Zak Toscani on Episode 89 - The Terror Tales of Man Trails
- Chris Wilding on Episode 88 - Totem Pole Killer vs. Sweet Tranny Dealer and "D&C Mini - April 15, 2013"
- Jason Horton on Episode 87 - Road Artistry vs. Pedo in a Cupboard
- Taylor Ketchum on Episode 86 - Attempted Murder LOL vs. Enjoyed My Gift YOLO
- Roy Tighe on Episode 85 - Stealing is the New Bonding (also with Guest Co-host Mike Sains - who guests as well on D&C Mini - "Gold")
- Brian Frange on Episode 84 - A Holly Holey Christmas vs. Frosty The Snipman
- Carlos Herrera on Episode 83 - Meet a Woman to Ruin Your Life - or a Man to Take It
- Kaytlin Bailey on Episode 82 - Get Closer To God - Or To Your Victim - With Drugs
- Jarrod Harris on Episode 81 - Flee From the Travelling Turk or Scream for the Ice Cream Lady
- Nick Prueher on Episode 80 - Penney Peeper vs. Poser for Piggybacks
- Aaron Berg on Episode 79 - Pastor Molest to Cure vs Pastor Satan-Influenced Necro
- Suzy Rawsome on Episode 78 - Masochistic Self-Defence Guru vs. Furious Panty-Stealer
- Belasco, Booze and Dr. P (of "Sweet Feathery Jesus" Podcast) on Episode 77 - Horny Naked Highway Clown vs. an Old Weight-Challenged Beach-Loving Perv
- Seth Wright (of "Tales from the Attic") on Episode 76 - Fake it Until You... Something
- Jesse P-S on Episode 75 - To Cherish You As Long As You Live. Which Won't Be Much Longer
- Josh Mattingly on Episode 74 - The Gimp, The Goons, His Limb and His Ex-Lover
- Will Hines on Episode 73 - Rotten Soda Turned Me into a Pedophile!
- Travis Clark on Episode 72 - Love Song for a Couch and D&C Mini - April 1, 2013
"D&C Mini Episodes" - News/CrimeThe old "mini" episodes were short shows, similar to the full version, but done entirely with a guest as the co-host and containing few (if any) sketches.
- Travis Clark on "January 14, 2014 - Incredible" (also "April 1, 2013" (And Episode #72)
- Riel Hahn on "June 11, 2013 - Of Trains & Lighters"
- Mike Sains on "May 27, 2013 - Gold!!!"
- Eric Fell on "May 13, 2013 - Cars"
- Jesse PS on "April 29, 2013 - ADD Ghost" (and Episode #75)
- Chris Wilding on "April 15, 2013" (and Episode #88)
- Travis Clark on "April 1, 2013" (also Episode #72 and January 14. 2014 - Incredible )
About "Craigslost (from Dazed and Convicted)"
- Host: Monica Hamburg
- email: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
- Facebook: Facebook.com/MonicaHamburg
- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/monica.hamburg/
- Facebook.com//DazedandConvicted / Twitter: @Craigslosttv
- Live Shows: Craigslost.tv
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Way back...
Please note: "The S&M Rants" brand has been retired.
These are the episodes done under that umbrella with Shane Birley:
- Bobbie Oliver on Episode 71 - Parks and Recreation XXX
- Belasco, Booze and Dr. P (of "Sweet Feathery Jesus" Podcast) on Episode 77 - Horny Naked Highway Clown vs. an Old Weight-Challenged Beach-Loving Perv (and also on Episode 70 - Cape FT)
- Aalgar and Matt Rowbotham (of "Sarcastic Voyage") Episode 69 - Birthday Break vs. Crime Car and Episode 30 - Sue Me, Sue You, Sue Your Hostage or a Dead Man's Parents, That's the Way it Should Be
- Cameron Buchholtz on Episode 68 - Hide and Go Screwy
- John Cullen on Episode 67 - Fantasy FTland
- Graham Kay on Episode 66 - Naked out of Consideration vs Cross-Dressing to Molest
- Jon Shefsky & Johnny Skourtis on Episode 65 - A Kick in the Face May Be Quite Therapeutic But Trauma is a Gal's Best Friend
- Jessica Sager on Episode 64 - Professor Pie and the Drive-Through Delinquent
- Bill Allman on Episode 63 - Fork You, I Love You and the Case of the Raving Roomie and Episode 19 - Don't Stare at the Dog and Pony Show
- Julian Kross on Episode 62 - Ooops There Goes Another Baby Go Splat
- Tom Simmons on Episode 61 - My Coffee Made Me Gropey and Other Tales of Woe
- Eric Fell on Episode 60 - Jailhouse Rock vs. Irresistible Department Store and Episode 28 - Turn Your Feces to Gold or Frame a Bear for Murder
- Paul Hooper on Episode 59 - The Spirits Request that You Do Porn
- Andrew Schulz on Episode 58 - Just Hand Over the Berries and Nobody Gets Hurt
- Sean Emeny on Episode 57 - Best Kool-Aid vs. Best Mexican!
- Ben & Howard (of "I Am Idiot") on Episode 56 - An Eye for an Eyelash!
- Darcy Michael on Episode 54 - Double Your Pleasure with Double the Felony!
- Matt Davis on Episode 53 - Hell Hath No Fury Like a Man With a Peed-on Computer or a Buddy Who's Had More Sex
- Sam Tripoli on Episode 52 - A Loving Pastor and Killer vs. A Cheesemaking Murderer and Politician!
- Chris Gore on Episode 51 - Call the Cops on Yourself or Arrange a Trade with Your Victims
- Derek Sheen on Episode 50 - Such Photogenic FTs
- Caleb Bacon on Episode 49 - Choke, Rattle and Roll
- Cort Webber & Fatboy Roberts (of "Cort and Fatboy") on Episode 48 - Look, If You're Going to Get All Irrational About My Junk...
- Brendan Bradley on Episode 47 - Dress for Success
- Douglas Gale on Episode 46 - Can't Help Robbing That Gal of Mine
- Chris Laker on Episode 45 - The Best Defense is a Good... Lie About Yogurt or Ghosts
- Dave Ross on Episode 44 - Buy Back Your Gun From Your Victims or Withdraw Money from the Bank You Just Tried to Rob?
- Joe Klocek on Episode 43 - You Stole My Heart, I Stole Your Phone
- Eli Braden on Episode 42 - When You Friend a FT You Friend For Life
- Adam Hiniker and Vance Barber (of "Ear Candy") on Episode 40 - My FT Valentine. Deranged, Psycho Valentine
- Pat and Rob (of "Somebody and Me") on Episode 39 - God Save Your Victims vs. Gambling with the Dead
- Bruce M. Campbell on Episode 38 - Plan WTF from Outside Sanity and Episode 16 - Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob Banks and Squirt
- Monica's Mom on Episode 37 - Door-to-Door Sexman Vs. Maternity Wear Pick-up Artist and Episode 14 - Calling Mom About Ambitious FTs and Righting a Wrong With Taco Bell Wrappers
- Tom Reynolds and Tim Daniels (of "The Complete Guide to Everything" on Episode 35 - Tase for Condiments or Shoot-it-up over a Burrito Price Increase?
- Jay Larson on Episode 31 - Fake a Rape to Move to a Better Neighborhood or a Mugging to Placate Your Wife
- Alex Falcone and Ezra Fox (of "Read It and Weep") Episode 29 - Better Relationships Through Arrests and the KKK
- Greg Vance and Ryan Downing (of "Stupid Wankers") on Episode 26 - No Meat Equals Murder and Episode 25 - Facebook, FTs, Faceplant
- Seth Wright & Zack Bennett (of "Tales from the Attic") on Episode 23 - You Mess With The Convicted Murderer Cashier At McDonalds, You Get The Crowbar
- Dee Simon and Lance Wackerle (of the "Sick and Wrong Podcast") on Episode 22 - What Is Wrong With The Internet?!?!?!?!
- Dale Zawada and Chris Ayan (of "Sad Clown Radio") on Episode 18 - Share Your Bathroom With A Couple of Sad Clowns
- Rob Celli and Jason Dupliessa (of "What Duvet Said') on Episode 17 - TV Will Make You a Star FT!
- Steven Schwartz on Episode 15 - Matzoh For Sodomites and Urine Therapy