Episode 61 - My Coffee Made Me Gropey and Other Tales of Woe

Caffeine can sure make a person hyper – but did you know it can also make you a sex offender? And did you realize that work stress can influence you steal a slew of bizarre, unrelated items?
We learn so much doing this show!
Fortunately, we get some great help from Comedian Tom Simmons who determines our "FT of the Week"!
Plus: Dating, FT-Style
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Guest 

• Tom Simmons is at TomSimmonsComedy.com and can be found on Facebook (Facebook.com/tom.simmons.146  ) and on Twitter ( @tsimmonscomedy).   
• His podcast is "Bully the Bullies" - check it out at:  http://BullyTheBullies.com 
• Buy his comedy CD "Keep Up" on iTunes or via the "merch" page on his site. 

Info

• This week's stories: Caffeine Groper, Stressy Stealer
• Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme ("Professor and the Plant "). His site has a whole whack of awesome, royalty-free tunes. 
• We refer to the wonderful Paul Hooper here.  He was on Episode 59 "The Spirits Request that You Do Porn". 
• Last week, 2 public masturbators duked it out on "Episode 60 - Jailhouse Rock vs. Irresistible Department Store" - with Eric Fell. 
• And ther are more bizarre excuses on "Episode 58 - Just Hand Over the Berries and Nobody Gets Hurt" - with Andrew Schulz.

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