81 - Flee From the Travelling Turk or Scream for the Ice Cream Lady

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We have some persistent FTs this time around: A guy whose chance meeting with a gal - who doesn't want him - leads him on an 8 month sea odyssey...  And a lady who solves her problems with men in a manner that is unique - and intricate.

Thankfully Jarrod Harris is here to provide enlightenment and judgement!  Who will be the "FT of the Week"? Tune in and find out!

Plus: No bones about it, this chick is warped.

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• This week's stories: Obsessive Turk, Ice Cream Lady - plus: Sexy Lady. 

Related episodes

• Last week, we had a man who liked to watch his co-workers go to the bathroom.  Also: his excuse for why he did it was terrible: Episode 80 - Penney Peeper vs. Poser for Piggybacks.

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Photo below: Boat At Sea by veronica söderberg