87 - Road Artistry vs. Pedo in a Cupboard

A stripper who does performance art on the highway and a misunderstood janitor living in the school cupboard...No one truly understands these poor souls' creativity or journey to enlightenment.

Thankfully, we have a man who seems to comprehend some of it and can ascertain the "FT of the Week": The World's Only White Male Comedian Jason Horton.

Plus:  Heavy Metal is more destructive than we assumed...

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• Monica Hamburg

Co-Host

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge

• Jason Horton's podcast: Two White Guys Podcast Twowhiteguys.tumblr.com/  
• You can find him on YouTube: youtube.com/user/jasonhorton 
• Find him on Twitter: @Jason_Horton and @TWGPodcast,
• On Facebook: Facebook.com/planethorton and Facebook.com/pages/Two-White-Guys-Podcast/ 

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.

Info

• This week's stories: Stripper Performance Art,  Cupboard Pedo. Plus: Heavy Metal disability.

Related episodes

• Jason's Two White Guy's Co-host, Jason Mattingly, was on Episode 74 - "The Gimp, The Goons, His Limb and His Ex-Lover"
• Last week's episode had Taylor Ketchum judging some very giving women.... On Episode 86 - Attempted Murder LOL vs. Enjoyed My Gift YOLO. 
• Full episode list here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html

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THANKS TO: 

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) for the pieces Light Thoughts and Easy Lemon (used in the 3rd sketch) 

Mike Koenig for the “Slide/Sliding”sound 

Shiftypop for the theme song, interstitials and outro music. 

Calso Art for the logo/album art.

For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  and music by beatscribe 

Episode 87 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.

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Below: Man Waiving by Petr Kratochvil