99 - Killin' and a-Skatin' vs. Dine and Die

Kill your children after buying them food - or murder your wife before your dinner party?! Family meal time has never been more fraught with drama! 

This week two family-murderin' FTs are on deck - and we are so grateful that comedian Amber Nelson is able to evaluate them and determine the "FT of the Week".

Plus: An eloquent (and so, of course, pointless) Craigslist ad!

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Host 

• Monica Hamburg

Co-Host

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge

• Amber Nelson can be found at: http://flavors.me/ambernelson
• She's on Facebook: Facebook.com/amber.nelson.9440 
• And on Twitter: @AmberSmelson   
• Her blog/Tumblr is: http://ambersophia.tumblr.com/ (She has erotic fiction about the creator of the Westboro Bapist Church, so go!) 
• Read more about her on this Time Out NY article.

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.

Info

• This week's stories: Just a Hip-Murdering Dad and Spoiling Your Appetite
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Toypop's Album Info

• The gal (Shiftypop) who did our wonderful theme song, interstitials and outro music has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Sample the greatness that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop

Check it 

• Episode 98 was so educational! We learned you can't further erode the marriage of the couple you're counseling and you can't rape your gynecology patients. So much to learn on Marrivorce Counseling vs. Gynomance!
• All episodes & guests - list here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html 
• We're also on Soundcloud (Full episodes) (Just the Mini-casts)

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THANKS TO:

Shiftypop for the theme song, interstitials and outro music. 

Calso Art for the logo/album art.

For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  

Episode 99 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.  

Photo (below) = In-line Skater by Rostislav Kralik