About

This is an explicit comedy podcast that comes in several flavors.

Presently, it's "Pornomedy"
where Monica Hamburg explores an assortment of odd user-named porn-titles, confounding tags, weird comments - and more!

Previously it's been:

- "Confined" she and a guest discussed strange and hilarious things she found on the net on "Confined"! Like especially bad porn tags & titles (#Pornomedy), peculiar products, strange spells, terrible t-shirts and more.

- Bizarre Craigslist ads on "Craigslost".


And there've been other itinerations. She's nothing if not consistent.

Monica's podcasts have been mentioned on The Huffington Post, Splitsider, won "Most Vulgar Canadian Podcast" and were selected for "New & Noteworthy" on iTunes a few times.

( "Episode List" here))

June 10, 2014

114 - Marriage Meathead vs Tool Taken

What do you do when: you forget to do something important like book a hall for your wedding or if you just want to go out drinking with your friends but know your wife won't approve?

The responses of our Competitors this week are both logical and measured. 

Psyche! They're FTs! They will overact in a way that will make your mind explode!

Adorable Comedian TJ Young is our wonderful Guest Judge this time - and decides the “FT of the Week”.

Plus: Respectful Craigslist courting.

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  • Most sounds (such as the ones in the sketches) are from Freesound. EXCEPT for Sketch 2 which contains clips from the films: "Goodfellas", "Bad Santa", "Die Hard", "Passenger 57", "Indian Jones and The Last Crusade", "Full Metal Jacket", "Fargo", "Speed", "Little Shop of Horrors", "Gone with The Wind", "Taken", "Lethal Weapon", "Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace", "National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation", "Planes trains and Automobiles", "Cool Hand Luke" and "Terminator 2" were used in this sketch.These were used in satire and parody.
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    May 2, 2014

    113 - Burrito Butchery vs Beating for Beats

    One of the hallmarks of being an FT seems to be that you overreact to small slights.  But what if you feel really hurt because someone, say, didn't invite you to go car shopping - or changed the music at a party... Well, if you're familiar with this show, you'll have a good guess as to what happens next...

    Comedian Jimmy Shubert is our great Guest Judge this time - and crowns our “FT of the Week”.

    Plus: An unusual fetish. Yes, even more unusual than usual.
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      March 31, 2014

      112 - Brain-Violation Avenger vs The Demon Destroyer


      This episode showcases some protectors! A man seeks to avenge his spouse's telepathic assault* - and another is intent on saving his landlord from a demon attack!

      Wonderful Comedian Sam Tripoli returns to serve again as our Guest Judge and does us the kindness of deciding our “FT of the Week”.

      Plus: It's Gospel Comedy Time!
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      • Photo below on The Mirror site (from the Davis County Attorney's office)
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        February 26, 2014

        111 - Monkey Libation Activist vs One Direction to Murder

        It’s often difficult when you feel wronged. Especially when the offense is egregious.
        Like being told you can’t give a monkey booze… Or not having someone famous follow you back on Twitter.

        In those instances, there's only one logical answer: Murder!

        Fortunately, Comedian Leah Bonnema is our Guest Judge and can assess these FTs to determine our “FT of the Week”.

        Plus: Run your own bank!
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        •  During the 1st (monkey) sketch - the music at the beginning of the sketch = "Monkeys Spinning Monkeys" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ - and the music during "rehab" = "Sing Along with Jim" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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          January 28, 2014

          110 - Extreme Band Drama vs Game Show Flip Out

          Performing can bring out the worst in people! What happens when you get kicked out of a band or have a (potentially) bad audition for a game show? Well, if you've listened to our show before you know the answer: go full FT and kill people! 

          Comedian Mike Hollan decides who most merits the honor of “FT of the Week”.

          Plus: Want a muffin and coffee in the worst way?
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