D&C MINI #8 - The Skitzo and The Bully

D&C Mini is an occasional extension of the podcast. (The full "Dazed and Convicted" episodes return in October.) In this mini, I read you a Craigslist post about some very plausible scenarios  - and interpret a Christian comic strip!
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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg
• Demo Reels: (The version played on the show is here.) Others are at: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/voice-over-demos*  
• Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

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(& Minis: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/d-c-minis )

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

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MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100692.

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100772

*Demo reel credits:
Clips from:
1) Inverse Delirium #70 “Snob Appeal “ Inversedelirium.com
2) Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects (Video Game)
3) CSI: Miami (Video game) “Crack or Jack”
4) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #111
5)  Dazed and Convicted – Episode #94
6) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #115
Music: "Oppressive Gloom" by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
7) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #107

110 - Extreme Band Drama vs Game Show Flip Out

Performing can bring out the worst in people! What happens when you get kicked out of a band or have a (potentially) bad audition for a game show? Well, if you've listened to our show before you know the answer: go full FT and kill people! 

Comedian Mike Hollan decides who most merits the honor of “FT of the Week”.

Plus: Want a muffin and coffee in the worst way?
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Dazed and Convicted, A Dark Comedy Podcast
Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg (Twitter @monicahamburg, Vine, Facebook )  

Co-Host 

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge  

• Mike Hollan 
• On Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mike.hollan
• On Twitter: https://twitter.com/mike_hollan 
• Here's a fun interview (article) with Mike.    

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.  

Info

• This week's stories: Extreme Band Drama and Über Family Feud. And the clip of the crazy singer (after outro) was from Episode 80. 

Check out 

• All episodes & guests - list here: Dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html 
• We're also on Soundcloud (Full episodes) (Just the Mini-casts)  

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There's also a Entertaining Podawful Channel Facebook Group

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GENERAL SHOW NOTES

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By subscribing:

• Feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
• iTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413
• On Stitcher: http://stitcher.com/listen.php?fid=19756
• Via Email (see: http://dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html)

FIND

More snarky and weird content via:

• Twitter: @DazedConvicted
• Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted
• Newsletter: http://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
• I'm also on: the Podawful Channel Group: Facebook.com/groups/podawfulchannel/?fref=ts

YOU ARE WELCOME TO:

• Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Please help us by sharing the show! (From this site, from Soundcloud etc.)
• Other ways to promote the show here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO: 

• Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Listen to the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  
• Sad whistle (after mom's disclaimer) = by Splashdust on Freesound.org

Most other sounds (such as the ones in the sketches) are from Freesound, for the full list see here. 

Photo below = Banjo Case by Tom Genovese

109 - The Cheerful Killer vs The Principal Who Cracked

It's stressful these days to work in education. So how to release tension? Go on a killing spree! Eliminate your ex-partners and everyone they know or drug dealers who weren't drug dealers. Gold stars for intent!

Our deaducators are: a special education teacher (who was also a cheerleader) and a former principal turned crack addict.

Sweet and funny comedian Keith Alberstadt joins to weigh in on who deserves the title of “FT of the Week”.

Plus: A brilliant highdea

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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Channel

We're part of the Pod Awful Channel.  Podawful.net

Host 

• Monica Hamburg (Twitter @monicahamburg, Vine, Facebook )  

Co-Host 

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge  

• Keith Alberstadt site is: keithcomedy.com 
• You can find him on Twitter: @KeithAlberstadt 
• On Facebook: Facebook.com/pages/Keith-Alberstadt/52956997530
• Youtube: Youtube.com/user/keithalby  
• And his Album, “It’s Pronounced Jenkins”, is available on iTunes, Amazon and Pandora  

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.  

Info

• This week's stories:  Tears for Cheers and Crackie The Principal  

Check out 

• All episodes & guests - list here: Dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html 
• We're also on Soundcloud (Full episodes) (Just the Mini-casts)  

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GENERAL SHOW NOTES

GET IT. FAST.

By subscribing:

• Feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
• iTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413
• On Stitcher: http://stitcher.com/listen.php?fid=19756
• Via Email (see: http://dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html)

FIND

More snarky and weird content via:

• Twitter: @DazedConvicted
• Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted
• Newsletter: http://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
• I'm also on: the Podawful Channel Group: Facebook.com/groups/podawfulchannel/?fref=ts

YOU ARE WELCOME TO:

• Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Please help us by sharing the show! (From this site, from Soundcloud etc.)
• Other ways to promote the show here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO: 

• Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Sample the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  

Most other sounds (such as the ones in the sketches) are from Freesound, for the full list see here. 

Photo below = Male Teacher Cartoon by K Whiteford

108 –The Virtuous Violator vs The Benevolent Defiler

How quick we are to jump to conclusions about a rapist’s personality and intent. This week, we learn that some assaulters are deeply ethical men, and others just want to help!

The wonderful Comedian Paula Bel is here to assess these high-principled gentlemen and decide who deserves to be our “FT of the Week”.

Plus: A ritual that needs you. Naked.

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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Channel

We're part of the Pod Awful Channel.  Podawful.net

Host 

• Monica Hamburg (Twitter @monicahamburg, Vine, Facebook )  

Co-Host 

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge 

• Paula Bel's site is: http://paulabelcomic.com/ 
• Her Album "America's Sweetheart" is on iTunes
• An you can find her on Facebook Facebook.com/PaulaBelComic
• And on Twitter: @RealPaulaBel

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.  

Info

• This week's stories:Revenge Rape and Sex to Save!  

Check out 

• All episodes & guests - list here: Dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html 
• We're also on Soundcloud (Full episodes) (Just the Mini-casts)  

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GENERAL SHOW NOTES

GET IT. FAST.

By subscribing:

• Feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
• iTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413
• On Stitcher: http://stitcher.com/listen.php?fid=19756
• Via Email (see: http://dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html)

FIND

More snarky and weird content via:

• Twitter: @DazedConvicted
• Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted
• Newsletter: http://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
• I'm also on: the Podawful Channel Group: Facebook.com/groups/podawfulchannel/?fref=ts

YOU ARE WELCOME TO:

• Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Please help us by sharing the show! (From this site, from Soundcloud etc.)
• Other ways to promote the show here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO: 

• Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Sample the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg   

Most other sounds (such as the ones in the sketches) are from Freesound, for the full list see here. 

Photo below = Angel Letter Paper by Sabine Sauermaul