85 - Stealing is the New Bonding

It's so hard to find the time to spend quality time with your kids! Why not hang out with them while you're doing some of your errands. Like: stealing.

It can count as one of their chores and they'll even be earning their allowance.

These mothers should write a parenting guide!

Roy Tighe has graciously accepted the role of Guest Judge this time and decides our “FT of the Week”.

And Mike Sains (of the Tower of Sour podcast) fills in for Bill (as Bill is infectious right now.
OK, more infectious).

Plus: Share a very intimate moment with a stranger.
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• Monica Hamburg

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•  Mike Sains of the Tower of Sour Podcast
• Tower of Sour is at: Soundcloud.com/towerofsour (as well as on iTunes, Stitcher etc.)
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• Bill Allman

Guest Judge

• Roy Tighe can be found at: RoyTighe.com
• His production company is: Tigheland.com  
• The best place to find him is on YouTube: Youtube.com/user/TighelandProductions

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• This week's stories: 10 Kids and Stealing, Bad Math Mom and Daughter Duo. Plus: Intimate returns. 

Recent Episode

• Brian Frange was a hilarious Guest Judge on our last episode, "Episode 84 - A Holly Holey Christmas vs. Frosty The Snipman". 

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Episode 85 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.

Episode 61 - My Coffee Made Me Gropey and Other Tales of Woe

Caffeine can sure make a person hyper – but did you know it can also make you a sex offender? And did you realize that work stress can influence you steal a slew of bizarre, unrelated items?
We learn so much doing this show!
Fortunately, we get some great help from Comedian Tom Simmons who determines our "FT of the Week"!
Plus: Dating, FT-Style
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• Tom Simmons is at TomSimmonsComedy.com and can be found on Facebook (Facebook.com/tom.simmons.146  ) and on Twitter ( @tsimmonscomedy).   
• His podcast is "Bully the Bullies" - check it out at:  http://BullyTheBullies.com 
• Buy his comedy CD "Keep Up" on iTunes or via the "merch" page on his site. 

Info

• This week's stories: Caffeine Groper, Stressy Stealer
• Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme ("Professor and the Plant "). His site has a whole whack of awesome, royalty-free tunes. 
• We refer to the wonderful Paul Hooper here.  He was on Episode 59 "The Spirits Request that You Do Porn". 
• Last week, 2 public masturbators duked it out on "Episode 60 - Jailhouse Rock vs. Irresistible Department Store" - with Eric Fell. 
• And ther are more bizarre excuses on "Episode 58 - Just Hand Over the Berries and Nobody Gets Hurt" - with Andrew Schulz.

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Episode 36 - Those 10 Minutes of Freedom Were Pleasant But I'm Ready to Go Back

So, you've been to jail.  That's pretty FTed in itself, but maybe you learned from the experience.  You're going to clean up your act, stay out of the slammer for the rest of your life.  Or you could commit a crime.  As soon as you get released. Right in the jail parking lot.  That's cool too... 
Vying for the title of "FT of the Week" we have a man who urinated and stole a car as he left the prison - and another guy who beat up his girlfriend, who had come to pick him up.   
We so desperately need help....  And we're grateful to have the wisdom of our awesome Guest Judge, Matt Koff who assists in sorting out the FTness. 
And we have another instance of condiment fury...  _____________________________________ 

• Matt Koff is also on Twitter (@matt_koff)  
• Haven't heard last week's episode (#35)? It has a special woman incensed over her a condiment slight...    
• I refer to two of my favorite podcasts in this episode, Distorted View and The New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon (@nyccrimereport)
   

  

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