80 - Penney Peeper vs. Poser for Piggybacks

It's status quo over here... just talking about a few perverts trying to enact their fetishes without other people catching on...

Like watching co-workers go to the bathroom? Enjoy having people pile on top of each other (not what you're thinking...)  Who doesn't!

Judgement is provided by Found Footage's Nick Prueher! He awards the prestigious title of "FT of the Week".

Plus: Bowler Gone Bad.

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• Bill Allman

Guest Judge

• Nick Prueher can be found on Twitter (@nickprueher)  
• Found Footage Festival is also on Twitter (@foundfootage and on Facebook. 
• The Found Footage Festival is at: FoundFootageFest.com (About, Tour Info) 
• They'll be in Vancouver on December 4th at The Rio  

Info

• This week's stories: Penney Pepper, Poser for Piggybacks - plus: Karaoke Rage! 

Related episodes

• Last week,  two perverted Pastors duked it out for the title - on Episode 79 - Pastor Molest to Cure vs Pastor Satan-Influenced Necro.     

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76 - Fake It Until You... Something

There's a bunch of weird faking going on in this episode.  We have a man who fakes a robbery to... who knows, really.  And a woman who decides to get out of work by feigning her own kidnapping. Time off rocks!

The funny and dynamic Seth Wright from "Tales from the Attic" is back to share his derision as Guest Judge, and assess who truly merits the "FT of the Week" title.

Plus: Lesbian sex scammer (Yes! You read that right!)
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• Bill Allman

Guest Judge

• Seth's podcast is at: http://talesfromtheattic.net
• Find him on Twitter:  @sethdwright 
• And find the podcast at: @tftapodcast and on Facebook: Facebook.com/talesfromtheattic 

• List of the Guest Judges we're had so far & their episode links here!

Info & Credits

• This week's stories: Thief Defender/Robber and Taking the Day Off... Sanity - plus: the lesbian sex scammer.  
• Episode 76 uses many sounds from freesound, full list here.

Related episodes

• Seth Wright was also on Episode 23 - "You Mess With The Convicted Murderer Cashier At McDonalds, You Get The Crowbar" 
• Last week, some abusers who really diversify! On Episode 75 - To Cherish You As Long As You Live. Which Won't Be Much Longer  - with Guest Judge Jesse P-S.
• More strange plans and excuses labelled "Excuses"
• More mind-melting excuses including "Rotten Soda Turned Me into a Pedophile!" tagged as "excuses". 

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• And to email me, send to: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com  

YOUR VOTE:

You can place your VOTE! For your choice for "FT of the Week". http://poll.fm/3yr5i

(You are also welcome to comment about them on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)

THANKS TO:

• Shiftypop  for the new theme song and outro music: 
• Calso Art for the new logo/album art.

73 - Rotten Soda Turned Me into a Pedophile!

Drinking can be harmful. Of course, you're aware of that.  But there are some things you may not know.
Whether it's alcohol or bad soda(?!) we feel it's important our audience be informed about the following (often overlooked) dangers of beverage consumption:

Groggy child molesting and rabid nut biting.

Please consume responsibly.

Thankfully, Will Hines is here as the Guest Judge to evaluate who truly deserves to be crowned  "FT of the Week".

Plus: Grandchildren can be real pains...
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Guest Co-Host

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge

• Will Hines can be found at WillHines.net 
• Find him on Twitter: @WillHines
• On Facebook: Facebook.com/WillHines

Info

• This week's stories: Bad Soda and Nut Biting Romance + Corrupting Grandma

Thanks to:

• Shiftypop  for the Dazed and Convicted theme song and outro music: 
• Calso Art for the new logo/album art: 

Attribution:

• Door slamming (& closing) sound by Payattention on Freesound.org  
• Sci fi sound by ERH on Freesound.org  
• “It had to be you” sample  
• Phone sound in last sketch/song is by Razzvio on Freesound.org 
• The dial tone sound is by hyderpotter on Freesound.org

Related episodes

• Last week, a couch molestor and a peeping tom+ duked it out for the title! On Episode 72: "Love Song for a Couch" - with Travis Clark. 
• More mind-melting excuses are tagged as "excuses". 

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• And to email me, send to: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com  

YOUR VOTE:

You can place your VOTE! For your choice for "FT of the Week". http://poll.fm/3yr5i

(You are also welcome to comment about them on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
THANKS TO:

• Shiftypop  for the new theme song and outro music: 
• Calso Art for the new logo/album art.

Episode 61 - My Coffee Made Me Gropey and Other Tales of Woe

Caffeine can sure make a person hyper – but did you know it can also make you a sex offender? And did you realize that work stress can influence you steal a slew of bizarre, unrelated items?
We learn so much doing this show!
Fortunately, we get some great help from Comedian Tom Simmons who determines our "FT of the Week"!
Plus: Dating, FT-Style
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Guest 

• Tom Simmons is at TomSimmonsComedy.com and can be found on Facebook (Facebook.com/tom.simmons.146  ) and on Twitter ( @tsimmonscomedy).   
• His podcast is "Bully the Bullies" - check it out at:  http://BullyTheBullies.com 
• Buy his comedy CD "Keep Up" on iTunes or via the "merch" page on his site. 

Info

• This week's stories: Caffeine Groper, Stressy Stealer
• Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme ("Professor and the Plant "). His site has a whole whack of awesome, royalty-free tunes. 
• We refer to the wonderful Paul Hooper here.  He was on Episode 59 "The Spirits Request that You Do Porn". 
• Last week, 2 public masturbators duked it out on "Episode 60 - Jailhouse Rock vs. Irresistible Department Store" - with Eric Fell. 
• And ther are more bizarre excuses on "Episode 58 - Just Hand Over the Berries and Nobody Gets Hurt" - with Andrew Schulz.

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Episode 58 - Just Hand Over the Berries and Nobody Gets Hurt

So... You did something bad. You have several options. You could: a) Tell the truth about it b) Lie c) Lie to the MAX!
You can probably guess what a FT's gonna do...
We have one guy trying to avoid admitting he was drunk on the job and another not wanting to get caught cheating on his gal
Naturally a story about hostage taking and kidnapping is in order!
Thankfully, Comedian Andrew Schulz lends his services to figure out which of these two fools is the "FT of the Week".
Plus: a perverted Mr. Rogers teaches you how to win women over using hypnotic poetry..
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Guest 

• Andrew Schulz's site is TheAndrewSchulz.com, he's on Facebook (Facebook.com/theAndrewSchulz) and on Twitter (@andrewschulz) 
• He's also on the MTV shows: "The Guy Code" and "Hip Hop Squares". 

Info

• This week's stories: Kidnapped Cheater, Hostage Drunk  
• Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme ("Sneaky Adventure"). His site has a whole whack of awesome, royalty-free tunes. 
• Last week, we had some FTs who were really proud of themselves... "
  "Episode 57 - Best Kool-Aid vs. Best Mexican" with Sean Emeny.
• More strange excuses on : "Episode 45 - The Best Defense is a Good... Lie About Yogurt or Ghosts" with Chris Laker - and on "Episode 31 - Fake a Rape to Move to a Better Neighborhood or a Mugging to Placate Your Wife!" with Jay Larson and "The Lurker".

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• You can use any podcast service to subscribe, btw - feed is here).

GET MORE FT action!
We post more morons and weird content on:

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Facebook: Facebook.com/sandmrants

FIND THE HOSTS:

Shane Birley: Shanesworld.ca (@ShaneBee on Twitter ) 

Monica Hamburg: YourDoseofLunacy.com (@MonicaHamburg on Twitter)

OTHER INFO:

Email: info @ rantmehard.com  (or shane@ or monica@ rantmehard.com )
Get our (coming eventually) newsletter https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg containing additional weirdness.
Voicemail line: via Skype: rantmehard Rant us! Good and hard!   
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 You can place your VOTE!
For your choice for "FT of the Week". (See poll below)  
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Episode 45 - The Best Defense is a Good... Lie About Yogurt or Ghosts

If you kill (or try to kill) someone and don't want to cop to it, you could always go with the old-stand-by: "It wasn't me". But as we've learned, FTs are nothing if not creative.
Why not use your urge for dairy products as an alibi or blame a ghost for the crime! The possibilities for FT lies are infinite!
We are thrilled to have Comedian Chris Laker on the show to lend his expertise in deciding the "FT of the Week".
Plus: we have a guy who has mastered both chewing and oral sex...

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Links and Info:

• Find Chris Laker: at ChrisLaker.com, on Twitter (@chrislaker), at Douchechillz.com and on The New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon. 
• Stories: Yogurt, Ghost.  
• Deep and meaningful oral sex instructional.
• Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme (“Professor and the Plant”).
• Hear more FT creativity in action in: "Episode 37" Door-to-door Sexman vs. Maternity Wear Pickup Artist" with Monica's mom.
• Robbery is hard! Discover just how hard in "Episode 44 - Buy Back Your Gun From Your Victims or Withdraw Money from the Bank You Just Tried to Rob" with Dave Ross?
 

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