107 - Bobcat Snuggling vs Post-Headwound Happy Meal

Weekends are so much fun! You can take your kids to the zoo to play with a wild animal – or for a fun fast-food meal after an exhausting game of hit-and-stare!

Two supremely clueless mothers duke it out this time for the "FT of the Week" title. And wonderful Comedian Jessica Sager returns to make the call!

Plus: A logical trade.
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• Bill Allman

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• Follow Jessica Sager:
• On Facebook http://Facebook.com/Ohheyjesssager
• And on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ohheyjesssager

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• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.  

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• This week's stories:Bobcat Snugglers and SUV Ride pre-happy meal 
  
  
• Patrick Maliha (who was on Episode 106) will be at The Comedy Mix (in Vancouver) on Sept 26-28
• And I mentioned last week Matt Davis (who was on Episode 103) is coming to Vancouver (at Lafflines) on Sept 27/28

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• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg   

All other sounds are from Freesound, for the full list see here. 

Photo below = Lynx or Bobcat by Karen Arnold

106 - The Imperceptible Molester vs Pervie The Puppetmaster

How can you determine if someone is a molester? Can you figure it out by how they look? Or the way they act? Or by Child Services coming to tell you? Sometimes just don't have enough information to make the call!

And that's only our first story - the second involves a crazed puppeteer!

There's no missing this episode - unless you want to keep your sanity intact. But chances are, you have none of that left after reading this description! So why resist!

Listen to Comedian Patrick Maliha determine this week's "FT of the Week"!

Plus: A normal, safe, sane guy
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• Monica Hamburg (Twitter @monicahamburg, Vine, Facebook )  

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• Bill Allman

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• Find Patrick Maliha 
• Podcast: "Funny Enough" (funnyenough.ca/) 
• Purchase his DVD http://patrick-maliha.thestandupcomedians.com/
• On Twitter (@PattyFatty)
• On Facebook https://www.facebook.com/patrickmaliha 
• The Gentlemen Hecklers (GentlemenHecklers.com/) (Facebook Page / @GentHecklers)
• Patrick Maliha will be at Comedy Mix in Vancouver September 26-28

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.  

Info

• This week's stories: Caring, Attentive Mom, Crazed Puppeteer 
• I mentioned Matt Davis (who was on Episode 103) is coming to Vancouver (at Lafflines) on Sept 27/28.

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• Sloan Garrett for the great Bill Allman ad (after the outro).
• Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Sample the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg    

HOWEVER most other sounds are from Freesound, for the full list see here. 

Photo below = The Lost Toy by George Hodan

105 - The Devil Went Down to New Hampshire vs Shoot to... Something

This week, a man who decided his technical issues were the devil's work and another who needed to prove he could shoot straight.

Who will be the "FT of the Week"? Fierce competition here since one killed an elderly woman and the other guy murdered his friends!

Thankfully, Comedian Jake Weisman is our Guest Judge and provides his expert verdict!

Plus: Of sneezing and goats.
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• Monica Hamburg (Twitter @monicahamburg, Vine, Facebook )  

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• Bill Allman

Guest Judge 

• Find Jake Weisman: 
• and on Twitter (@WeismanJake)
• On Facebook https://www.facebook.com/jake.weisman.1?fref=ts 
• His sketch group is “Women”: Womencomedy.com 
• He’s on Dave Ross’ “Holy Fuck” album (along with other awesome comics.) http://holyfuckcomedyalbum.com/ 
• Blog: http://jakeweismanyay.tumblr.com/

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles. (Not this time around - but generally.)

Info

• This week's stories: It's The Devil!, I Shoot Great 

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• Monica on The New York City Crime Report!

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• Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Please help us by sharing the show! (From this site, from Soundcloud etc.)
• Other ways to promote the show here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO:

• Sloan Garrett for the great Bill Allman ad (after the outro).
• Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Sample the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg    

HOWEVER most other sounds are from Freesound, for the full list see here. 

Photo below = Satanic Symbol by Alex Borland

104 - The Mason Family vs. The Family Flu

Everyone can see we're together as we chop on by - and we sweat like an obese man in hot weather, can't resist no pie - all of the people around us they say, can they be that close - Just let me state for the record - We're giving poison in a family dose!

On this episode, families who are so tight - they maim and kill together!

Lovely Comedian AJ Finney joins to evaluate these Family FT Feuds and give his verdict for the "FT of the Week".

Plus: A well-endowed rodent!
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• Monica Hamburg

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• Bill Allman

Guest Judge 

• Find AJ Finney at http://www.ajfinney.com/ 
• On Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/pages/AJ-Finney-Fan-Page/311542083501) 
• and on Twitter (@aj_finney) 
• Get his album ““AJ Finney: My Brain Don’t Work No Good” https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/my-brain-dont-work-no-good/id450066152 
• Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/ajfinney3

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.

Info

• This week's stories: The Mason Family , The Family Flu 

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• All episodes & guests - list here: Dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html 
• We're also on Soundcloud (Full episodes) (Just the Mini-casts) 
• Monica on The New York City Crime Report!

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• Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Please help us by sharing the show! (From this site, from Soundcloud etc.)
• Other ways to promote the show here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO:

• Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Sample the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg   
• The music in the 1st sketch is not from FreeSound: It's "Ghost Dance" by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100573

HOWEVER most other sounds are from Freesound, for the full list see here. 

Photo below = Stick Figure Family by K Whiteford

103 - Nothing Beats Rock vs. Death by Positivity

Suicide Pacts! Sometimes you agree to one - sometimes you don't! Either way is just peachy for FTs!

This time, a man offers his girlfriend a very special Mother's Day gift and two life coaches coach themselves into death.

Wonderful Comedian Matt Davis returns to contemplate these hot messes and provide his verdict on the "FT of the Week".

Plus: We meet Pasta Man!
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• Monica Hamburg

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• Bill Allman

Guest Judge 

• Find Matt Davis at DavisComedy.com 
• on Facebook (Facebook.com/ComedianMattDavis) 
• on Twitter (@mattdavis) 
• on Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/daviscomedy

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.

Info

• This week's stories: 1-Sided Suicide Pact, The Life Coach Suicides 

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YOU ARE WELCOME TO:

• Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Please help us by sharing the show! (From this site, from Soundcloud etc.)
• Other ways to promote the show here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO:

• Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Sample the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg   
• The music in the 2nd sketch is not from FreeSound: It's Night Cave by Kevin MacLeod and is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.
• Note also: Sword Slash Attack Copyright 2013 Iwan Gabovitch, CC-BY3 license.
Blood and gore FX performance 1 Copyright 2012 Slave2theLight, CC-BY3 license.

HOWEVER most other sounds are from Freesound, for the full list see here.

Photo (below) = Happy Couple by Petr Kratochvil

102 - Rent-to-Pawn vs. Hair Currency

Pawn a product you just rented or use your hair as currency... Which will it be? All for a crime that will, at best, net you a $125 bucks - or a free meal. And: ensure you're going to get caught because you do it on camera - or provide all your information to the victim.

That's the hallmark of a FT!

But who's the most FTed?  Thankfully, Comedian Rob Fee is provides his assessment, and his verdict on the "FT of the Week".  

Plus:  A... clean(-ish) fetish...

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• Monica Hamburg

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• Bill Allman

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• Rob Fee can be found at: http://flavors.me/robfee
• His bestselling album is "Grape Stomp" on iTunes
• Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/rob.fee
• Twitter @robfee
• Mandatory: http://www.mandatory.com/bloggers/rob-fee/

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.

Info

• This week's stories: Pawn Boy and Hair Guy

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YOU ARE WELCOME TO:

• Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Please help us by sharing the show! (From this site, from Soundcloud etc.)
• Other ways to promote the show here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO:

• Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Sample the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg   
• The music in the 1st sketch is not from FreeSound: It's “Gold Rush” by Kevin MacLeod  
  http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100217 
• HOWEVER all other sounds are from Freesound, for the full list see here.
• Photo (below) = Noodles by Darren Lewis
  
  

101 - Idiots for Idol vs Rough and Ready Rodeo Romance

What's more insane: stabbing your partner over the outcome of American Idol or working out your relationship with a genital bitter? (And, no, this is not a repeat of the story in Episode 73. Oh, how I wish it were.) 

Forget it, they are both incomprehensible, so let's just find out who is the most FTed.  Fortunately, Comedian Billy Wayne Davis is here to contemplate - and to decide on the "FT of the Week".  

Plus:  Your manager and your lover. 

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• Monica Hamburg

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• Bill Allman

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• Billy Wayne Davis' self-titled Album is available on iTunes and on Amazon 
• Facebook https://www.facebook.com/billywaynedavis 
• Twitter https://twitter.com/BillyWayneDavis 
• Bio: http://www.rooftopcomedy.com/comics/BillyWayneDavis

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.

Info

• This week's stories: American Stabbers and Rodeo Romance

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• All episodes & guests - list here: Dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html 
• We're also on Soundcloud (Full episodes) (Just the Mini-casts)  
• There was another genital biting romance WAY back in Episode 73: "Rotten Soda Turned Me into a Pedophile!"   

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YOU ARE WELCOME TO:

• Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Please help us by sharing the show! (From this site, from Soundcloud etc.)
• Other ways to promote the show here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO:

• Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Sample the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg   
• Episode 101 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.
• Photo (below) = Cowboy Horse Rider Clipart by Karen Arnold
  
  

100 - Corn Chip Crusader vs. The Dragonslayer - with Pat Dixon

What's a better motive for killing? Needing to slaughter a Taurus - or your victim  having just purchased corn chips? In this, our 100th episode (!), Comedian Pat Dixon of The New York City Crime Report provides his expert insight and judgement for the "FT of the Week"!  Don't miss this highly educational episode!

Plus:  OMG! Craigslist Pet ads! That's bound to be cute, right?! (Spoiler alert: Nope.) 

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• Monica Hamburg

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• Bill Allman

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• Pat Dixon can be found at: ComedianPatDixon.com
• The New York City Crime Report is at cavecomedyradio.com/nyccrimereport
• Twitter: @patdixon and @nyccrimereport 
• Facebook: Facebook.com/comedianpatdixon and New York City Crime Report 

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.

Info

• This week's stories: Corn Chip Rage and Taurus, Dragons and Xboxes.  The picture in the last Craigslist ad can be found on my Vine video: ) https://vine.co/v/hBILhw5nWnu (Find all my Vines at: tinyurl.com/monvine or by searching for @monicahamburg )   

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YOU ARE WELCOME TO:

• Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Please help us by sharing the show! (From this site, from Soundcloud etc.)
• Other ways to promote the show here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO:

• Boyer (@Saugrenu311) and Brian (@pirsquar)  
• Sloan Garrett of Sloan Garrett.com for the hilarious "Winners - disclaimer".
• For the first sketch the music is: “Decline” by Kevin MacLeod and is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1300016. 
• For the 2nd sketch the music at the beginning is: “Daydreaming” License: Public Domain - Recorded by Lisa Redfern – on Soundbible: http://soundbible.com/2030-Daydreaming.html
• Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Sample the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  
• Episode 100 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here. 
• Photo (below) = Nacho Chips by Darren Lewis 

 

99 - Killin' and a-Skatin' vs. Dine and Die

Kill your children after buying them food - or murder your wife before your dinner party?! Family meal time has never been more fraught with drama! 

This week two family-murderin' FTs are on deck - and we are so grateful that comedian Amber Nelson is able to evaluate them and determine the "FT of the Week".

Plus: An eloquent (and so, of course, pointless) Craigslist ad!

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• Monica Hamburg

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• Bill Allman

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• Amber Nelson can be found at: http://flavors.me/ambernelson
• She's on Facebook: Facebook.com/amber.nelson.9440 
• And on Twitter: @AmberSmelson   
• Her blog/Tumblr is: http://ambersophia.tumblr.com/ (She has erotic fiction about the creator of the Westboro Bapist Church, so go!) 
• Read more about her on this Time Out NY article.

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.

Info

• This week's stories: Just a Hip-Murdering Dad and Spoiling Your Appetite
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Toypop's Album Info

• The gal (Shiftypop) who did our wonderful theme song, interstitials and outro music has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Sample the greatness that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop

Check it 

• Episode 98 was so educational! We learned you can't further erode the marriage of the couple you're counseling and you can't rape your gynecology patients. So much to learn on Marrivorce Counseling vs. Gynomance!
• All episodes & guests - list here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html 
• We're also on Soundcloud (Full episodes) (Just the Mini-casts)

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Shiftypop for the theme song, interstitials and outro music. 

Calso Art for the logo/album art.

For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  

Episode 99 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.  

Photo (below) = In-line Skater by Rostislav Kralik

D&C Mini - May 27, 2013 - Gold!!!

D&C Mini is the bi-weekly extension of the podcast. It's a tasty snack to tide you over until the full episode. (For now, "Dazed and Convicted" full episodes will  come out on alternate weeks.)

In this mini, Mike Sains (of the "Tower of Sour" podcast) joins me to talk about some astoundingly poor scams - one of which actually worked! Plus: strange internet finds (daddy issues, my stalker is the best and a unique proposal question).

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• Monica Hamburg

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• Mike Sains is on Twitter (@MikeSains ) and on Facebook (Facebook.com/eatmoretruth)
• His podcast is "Tower of Sour" at Soundcloud.com/towerofsour  
• Also: follow the podcast on Facebook at Facebook.com/TowerOfSour and on Twitter @TowerOfSour)

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• Stories: They only want gold! Just gold! and Sharp Donuts! 
• Listen to   "98 - Marrivorce Counselling vs. Gynomance" - the latest full show of "Dazed and Convicted".
    
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• Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100692.
• For beginning description of show and Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” by Kevin MacLeod is the music and it is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN110077
  
  

98 - Marrivorce Counselling vs. Gynomance

You might have been told at your job that you're not supposed to date your colleagues - but did you know you also can't use a marriage counseling practice as a way to make your clients get divorced so they can hook up with you? Or that you can't be a gynecologist and rape your patients? Wow! Workplaces have so many rules these days!

Two ethical and professional FTs on display this week - and thankfully comedian Dave Waite is available to sort out the FT of the Week.

Plus: Craigslist kindness!

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• Monica Hamburg

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• Bill Allman

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• Dave Waite can be found at: DaveWaiteComedy.com
• He's on Facebook: Facebook.com/DaveWaiteComedy 
• And on Twitter: (@DaveWaiteComedy   
• His podcast is "Waite For It", is on iTunes.

Info

• This week's stories: Helpful Marriage Counselling and Gynecology "Seduction".

Related episodes

• Episode 97 was flurry of HIV activity - with soothing musical interludes! Check it out: Musical HIV vs. Preventive Euthanasia
• All episodes & guests - list here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html 

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Subscribe:

• Feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
• iTunes link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413
• On Stitcher: http://stitcher.com/listen.php?fid=19756
• Via Email (see: http://dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html)

FIND

More snarky and weird content via:

• Twitter: @DazedConvicted
• Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted
• Newsletter: http://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
• I'm also on: the Podawful Channel Group: Facebook.com/groups/podawfulchannel/?fref=ts

BONUS CONTENT 

Sign up for the bonus content - on the Podawful Scrambled Channel. http://podawful.net/dazedandconvicted

More info here.

YOU ARE WELCOME TO:

• Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Help promote the show: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO:

Shiftypop for the theme song, interstitials and outro music. 

Calso Art for the logo/album art.

For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  

For the 1st sketch: the meditation background music is: "Ripples" by Kevin MacLeod and is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100691. 

The Mariachi Band is from Soundbyter http://www.soundbyter.com/2011/08/free-mariachi-band-sound-effect/  

Episode 98 ALSO uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.  

Photo (below) = Call Me In Lipstick by K Whiteford