D&C MINI #8 - The Skitzo and The Bully

D&C Mini is an occasional extension of the podcast. (The full "Dazed and Convicted" episodes return in October.) In this mini, I read you a Craigslist post about some very plausible scenarios  - and interpret a Christian comic strip!
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Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100692.

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100772

*Demo reel credits:
Clips from:
1) Inverse Delirium #70 “Snob Appeal “ Inversedelirium.com
2) Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects (Video Game)
3) CSI: Miami (Video game) “Crack or Jack”
4) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #111
5)  Dazed and Convicted – Episode #94
6) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #115
Music: "Oppressive Gloom" by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
7) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #107

D&C MINI - January 14, 2014 - Incredible

D&C Mini is an occasional extension of the podcast. (The full "Dazed and Convicted" episodes return next week.) In this mini, Travis Clark joins me, once again! This time to discuss some ludicrous plans and excuses. And we read you a few...unique... Yahoo Answers conundrums...
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• Monica Hamburg

Guest

• Travis Clark's podcast is "Tiny Odd Conversations". On Twitter: (@thatguytravis and @tocpod), on Facebook: Facebook.com/travisclarkcomedy and Facebook.com/tocpod  
• Travis was also on "Episode #72 - Love Song for a Couch", as well as on the 1st D&C Mini 

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Stories: Super Secret Admirer and A Perfectly Understandable Error 

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Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100692.

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100772

98 - Marrivorce Counselling vs. Gynomance

You might have been told at your job that you're not supposed to date your colleagues - but did you know you also can't use a marriage counseling practice as a way to make your clients get divorced so they can hook up with you? Or that you can't be a gynecologist and rape your patients? Wow! Workplaces have so many rules these days!

Two ethical and professional FTs on display this week - and thankfully comedian Dave Waite is available to sort out the FT of the Week.

Plus: Craigslist kindness!

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• Dave Waite can be found at: DaveWaiteComedy.com
• He's on Facebook: Facebook.com/DaveWaiteComedy 
• And on Twitter: (@DaveWaiteComedy   
• His podcast is "Waite For It", is on iTunes.

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• This week's stories: Helpful Marriage Counselling and Gynecology "Seduction".

Related episodes

• Episode 97 was flurry of HIV activity - with soothing musical interludes! Check it out: Musical HIV vs. Preventive Euthanasia
• All episodes & guests - list here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html 

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For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  

For the 1st sketch: the meditation background music is: "Ripples" by Kevin MacLeod and is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100691. 

The Mariachi Band is from Soundbyter http://www.soundbyter.com/2011/08/free-mariachi-band-sound-effect/  

Episode 98 ALSO uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.  

Photo (below) = Call Me In Lipstick by K Whiteford

97 - Musical HIV vs Preventive Euthanasia

It's HIV madness this week! Two healers - one is a hobbyist acupuncturist and the other helps his family out by killing them in a "non-violent" way.

It's spring and death is in the air!  

The idiocy is stunning. Fortunately, comedian Joe Zimmerman helps decide the FT of the Week.

Plus: Facebook love letters.

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• Bill Allman

Guest Judges 

• Joe Zimmerman can be found at: Zimmermancomedy.com
• He's on Facebook: Facebook.com/ZimmermanComedy 
• And on Twitter: (@joezimmerman   
• His album, "Cardio Mix", with "The Beards of Comedy", is on iTunes and Amazon.

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.

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• This week's stories: Music Teacher & Healer and Uxoricide Healer.

Related episodes

• Check out the Mini show where Facebook comes into play once again in a strange way... "D&C Mini - April 15, 2013".
• All episodes & guests - list here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html

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• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Help promote the show: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO:

Shiftypop for the theme song, interstitials and outro music. 

Calso Art for the logo/album art.

For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg 

In the 2nd sketch - the theme song is: “Airport Lounge” by Kevin MacLeod and is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100806 - and the song used as Ryan's song was “Plaint by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0 http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1300009

Episode 97 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.  

Photo (below) = Hypodermic Needle by George Hodan

D&C Mini - April 29, 2013 - ADD Ghost

D&C Mini is the bi-weekly extension of the podcast. (For now, "Dazed and Convicted" full episodes will  come out on alternate weeks.) In this mini, Jesse PS joins me to discuss two hauntings... (with a learning disabled ghost and a flatulent daemon)  - and to read some strange internet finds (ghost sex, hot gay daemons and more).

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• Jesse PS's podcast is: Pod Awful (Podawful.com)  
• He's also on Twitter: @PodAwful and on the Pod Awful Channel Facebook Group

• Jesse was on "Episode 75 - To Cherish You As Long As You Live. Which Won't Be Much Longer"
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• Stories: Facebook Fury and Snakey Proposition.
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Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100692.
For beginning description of show and Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” by Kevin MacLeod is the music and it is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100772

Wondering If I Could Meet Some Mexicans to Check Out Their Sombreros

Let's check out Craigslist for some joy!



Caveat: "No cops".

Which is really smart, because any cops encountering the ad would then just go, "Oh, it's not meant for me. Awkward. Moving on."

It's a form of Kryptonite - much like when people write, "no weirdos" on their Craigslist ad, they then receive only sane responses.

"Hey, I'm a black female! And I've been dying to have sex with a 66 year old man! I'm happy to do this scientific experiment with him and prove that all black gals fuck alike! This is going to be a blast - just as long as he doesn't veer from calling me a 'woman'."

The last part is "Get back." Which seems like a fair warning.


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D&C MINI - April 1, 2013

D&C Mini is a (new) bi-weekly extension of the podcast. (For now, "Dazed and Convicted" full episodes will  come out on alternate weeks.) In this mini, Travis Clark joins me discuss two clued-out perverts. And I read you some...unique Craigslist ads.
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• Monica Hamburg

Guest

• Travis Clark's podcast is "Tiny Odd Conversations". On Twitter: (@thatguytravis and @tocpod), on Facebook:  Facebook.com/tocpod   
• And he'll doing the Cape Fear Comedy Festival in Willmington, NC May 1-4 http://capefearcomedyfestival.com
• Travis was on "Episode #72 - Love Song for a Couch"

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• Stories: Chase and Soothe.

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Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100692.

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100772

D&C MINI - April 1, 2013 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.

71 - Parks and Recreation XXX

Hey, some people get off in the privacy of their own home. Amateurs! This week's FTs are public self-pleasuring experts. And they know how dull it is to wank it when you don't have a target... you need to find someone to aim your spunk at: be it a suntanner or that gal you're training at the gym.

Who said FTs were subtle creatures?

We're so fortunate to have Bobbie Oliver as our Guest Judge to figure out who truly merits the title of "FT of the Week".

Plus: Did you know that cats can make you decent coin? Especially dead, imaginary ones!

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• Bobbie Oliver is at (http://bobbieoliver.net ) 
• Find ther on Twitter: (@thebobbieoliver)
• On Facebook:  Facebook.com/TheBobbieOliver     
• Her podcast is:  Psychedelicatessen  

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• This week's stories: Park Wanker and Gym Rat. 
• Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme ("Kool Kats"). His site has tons of great, royalty-free tunes.  

Related episodes

• Pervs abound! We have a number of sleazy pervs on the following episodes tagged, logically, "perverts".  Including one (#37) where Monica talks to her Mom about some prize deviants... 
• And, last week, VENGEANCE was our theme: with a gal who called in an airline bomb threat to get revenge on her boyfriend - and another extreme overreactor... Episode 70: "Cape FT" - with the guys from "Sweet Feathery Jesus". 
• P.S. Just put up a list of the Guest Judges we're had so far & their episode links here! 

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65 - A Kick in the Face May Be Quite Therapeutic But Trauma is a Gal's Best Friend

As sinners, it's obvious why we wouldn't know the intricacies of evangelical work.
But the pious men we feature this time around sure do! One traumatises his young flock in order for them to prep for future traumatisation.  Another beats his followers to rid them of ailments!
It's what Jesus would have wanted.   
Fortunately, Comedians Jon Shefsky and Johnny Skourtis are our Guest Judges and they combine their power to determine this week's "FT of the week".
Plus: Sorting out your real-life issues in a comments thread!
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• Johnny Skourtis is on Twitter (@JohnnySkourtis) and Facebook (Facebook.com/Johnny.Skourtis). 

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• This week's stories: Pastor Trauma, Evangelist Kick-in-Face   
• Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme ("A Friendly Day"). His site has lots of fantastic, royalty-free tunes.  
• Another example of trauma to teach on Episode 55 - Bushy Arsonist vs. Lessons from a Lamebrain 
• Another ever-so-pious man on Episode 52 - A Loving Pastor and Killer vs. A Cheesemaking Murderer and Politician! with Sam Tripoli. 
• Last week, we discussed some perverted workplace tactics with Jessica Sager on "Episode 64 - Professor Pie and the Drive-Through Delinquent"

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