118 - Massage Molester and An Inconvenient Orgy

An ode to manipulative perversity! This episode our Craigslist demented posts include: A man with a soft unit, more "artistic" photographers, a self-professed dull couple who may decide to have an orgy, and another kind fellow offering to altruistically fondle you.  

Also: The contest continues! Draw a worse logo of me than the one this Fiverr guy drew. ( http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/  )

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Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )


• Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
•   Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ 

• These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/

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--Credits-- 

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Episode Photo (Below) = "Hand in Chains" by George Hodan

*Demo reel credits:
Clips from:
1) Inverse Delirium #70 “Snob Appeal “ Inversedelirium.com
2) Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects (Video Game)
3) CSI: Miami (Video game) “Crack or Jack”
4) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #111
5)  Dazed and Convicted – Episode #94
6) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #115
Music: "Oppressive Gloom" by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
7) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #107  

117 - Baby Got Flat

This time from (mostly) Craigslist, we have: an ad from an adult baby, a VHS-dependent animal lover, a man with a great idea about your bum - and flatophiles!

Plus: The logo that proves I'm from Hell...

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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )
• Voice-Over Demo Reels: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/voice-over-demos 
• Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The Christian Jokes guy is in Episode 112 (This is cued up to that section at: 29:50)
• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/

• Pictures I sent him: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/

Find All Episodes

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

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Current Logo (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

"Little Bum" tune

Voice-Over Music -  Credit

•  “Green&Orange:No Water” Music by: Duncan Alex © Duncan Wheeler. On Freesound

Episode Photo (Below) = "Baby Boy in Diaper" by Karen Arnold

116 - Telepathic Tata Touching and Phenomenal Flyer Fitness

This is now the "new" Dazed and Convicted: Craigslist and other assorted horrors.

Hear Bill quit!

Also this time: Ads from breast psychics, delivery/exercise employers, a brand new killer product inventor - and more!

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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg
• Voice-Over Demo Reels 
• Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

Find All Episodes

DazedandConvicted.com

Also on Soundcloud:

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Minis

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

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MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.

Bill Quitting Sounds

“bowling alley pins break 1.wav” by Tomlija  http://freesound.org/people/Tomlija/sounds/99563/

"crash.wav" by sagetyrle “http://freesound.org/people/sagetyrtle/sounds/40158/

Voice-Over Music -  Credit

•  “Green&Orange:No Water” Music by: Duncan Alex © Duncan Wheeler. On Freesound 

Photo Below = "Psychic" by Junior Libby

Podmash - LIVE with Dazed and Convicted, Sneaky Dragon and Science Us

We were honored to be a part of this live show where we did a 20 minute version of our podcast live in front of an audience along with 2 other great Vancouver podcasts.

Here's the description from the stars and organizers, Sneaky Dragon:

"Our first episode of PodMash! The brainchild of Ian Boothby, PodMash! takes three different podcasts and mashes them together into one show. Everyone was given the same subject to talk about, but everyone got to choose how they approached it. For our first episode we were joined by Monica Hamburg and Bill Allman from Dazed and Convicted and Ivan Decker and Peter Carlone from Science Us.
It was a lot of fun doing the show. Thanks to Dazed and Convicted and Science Us for coming onto PodMash! Thanks to Skinny Fat Jack’s for having us! And thanks to you, our wonderful listeners, for coming out and supporting the show!
Hooray!!!"

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D&C Mini #12 - Nonsexence

At least two of the Craigslist ads this time around are complete nonsexence: People trying to pass off "sex" as "not sex". This time we have cinematic practice sex and a non-sexual sex offer.  Plus even more weirdness.

("D&C Mini" will soon be the "Dazed and Convicted". This will become clearer in this episode.)

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Host 

• Monica Hamburg
• Voice-Over Demo Reels 
• Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

Find All Episodes

DazedandConvicted.com

Also on Soundcloud:

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Minis

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

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MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.


Voice-Over Examples -  Credits

Voice work from:

1) Hospital Tour video
2) Corporate video for a virtual answering service
3) Safety E-metrics E-learning video