144 Live - Monica Hamburg Presents: Confined #16 - with Michael Lifshitz

This show has a confident gorilla and a jackass panda!

 “And that’s just the performers 😉, yuk yuk yuk”.

 Watch "Confined" Episode #16 – with me & Michael Lifshitz . This episode has: Aggravating Ads, Odd apps, #Pornomedy and #Craigslost.  

Should you wish to see the visuals we're describing, the Youtube version is here. 

(all at: Youtube.com/c/MonicaHamburg ) 

Next show: Friday, Dec 4 at 6:30PM EST (Guest: Comedian Ed John) 

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---Show Notes--- 

Michael Lifshitz 
Instagram, Twitter, FB: @IllumAbilities
IllumAbilities.com

Paypal.me/IllumAbilities  

--Monica Hamburg--
Site: MonicaHamburg.com
Instagram: @Monica.Hamburg
TikTok: @MonicaHamburg
FB: @MonicaHamburg

paypal.me/monicahamburg

"More Funding Needed", my short film with comedian Peter J. Radomski: https://vimeo.com/411260449

To hear about shows: https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg 
or go to http://Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore

Logo below by Nicolas Caesar: Scary-Art.com

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143 Live - Monica Hamburg Presents: Confined #15 - with Chad Riden

This show with Chad Riden is one of my favorites so far: It includes a paranormal center with feral cats! What more do you need?!! 

We check out: Confounding Craigslist, Peculiar Products & #Pornomedy   

Should you wish to see the visuals we're describing, the Youtube version is here. 
(all at: Youtube.com/c/MonicaHamburg ) 

Next show: Friday, Nov 20 at 6:30PM EST (Guest: TBA) 

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---Show Notes--- 

 --Chad Riden-- 
ChadRiden.com 

Instagram: @ChadRiden
Twitter: @NotChadRiden

Venmo: @Chadriden

--Monica Hamburg--
Site: MonicaHamburg.com
Instagram: @Monica.Hamburg
TikTok: @MonicaHamburg
FB: @MonicaHamburg

Paypal: paypal.me/monicahamburg

"More Funding Needed", my short film with comedian Peter J. Radomski: https://vimeo.com/411260449

To hear about shows: https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg 
or go to http://Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore

Logo below by Nicolas Caesar: Scary-Art.com

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142 Live - Monica Hamburg Presents: Confined #14 - with Mary Jay Berger

 

What is going on with these Etsy products, Craigslist ads & porn posts?! Mary Jay Berger and I try to figure it out.   

Should you wish to see the visuals we're describing, the Youtube version is here. 
(all at: Youtube.com/c/MonicaHamburg ) 

Next show: Friday, Nov 6 at 6:30PM EST (Guest: TBA) 

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---Show Notes--- 

 --Mary Jay Berger-- 

Mary Jay Berger-- Twitter & IG: @MaryJayBerger
Co-host of “Whoops: A Podcast About Mistakes” (on iTunes etc.)

Venmo: mary-berger-4
Paypal: mary_berger@bellsouth.net  

--Monica Hamburg--
Site: MonicaHamburg.com
Instagram: @Monica.Hamburg
TikTok: @MonicaHamburg
FB: @MonicaHamburg

Paypal: paypal.me/monicahamburg

"More Funding Needed", my short film with comedian Peter J. Radomski: https://vimeo.com/411260449

To hear about shows: https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg 
or go to http://Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore

Logo below by Nicolas Caesar: Scary-Art.com

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141 Live - Monica Hamburg Presents: Confined #13 - with Maryellen George

Have a blast with Maryellen George and me as we explore: Peculiar Products, Mind-boggling Makeup Reviews, Awful Apps and Pornomedy.  

Should you wish to see the visuals we're describing, the Youtube version is here. 
(all at: Youtube.com/c/MonicaHamburg ) 

Next show: Friday, Oct 23rd at 6:30PM EST (Guest: TBA) 

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---Show Notes--- 

 --Maryellen George-- 

Instagram: @bitsandpiecescomedy & @MaryellenRoseG (& links in bio)
MaryellenRoseGeorge.com

Paypal: paypal.me/bitsandpiecesau

--Monica Hamburg--
Site: MonicaHamburg.com
Instagram: @Monica.Hamburg
TikTok: @MonicaHamburg
FB: @MonicaHamburg

Paypal: paypal.me/monicahamburg

"More Funding Needed", my short film with comedian Peter J. Radomski: https://vimeo.com/411260449

To hear about shows: https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg 
or go to http://Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore

Logo below by Nicolas Caesar: Scary-Art.com

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140 Live - Monica Hamburg Presents: Confined #12 - with Kai Choyce

Kai Choyce and I had fun discussing: Spectacularly Strange Spells, Awful iPhone Apps, The Worst Advice Book Ever, and Pornomedy 

Should you wish to see the visuals we're describing, the Youtube version is here. 
(all at: Youtube.com/c/MonicaHamburg ) 

Next show: Friday, Oct 9th at 6:30PM EST (Guest: TBA) 

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---Show Notes---

--Kai Choyce- Twitter & IG etc: @KaiChoyce Kai's email list

Venmo: @KaiChoyce

--Monica Hamburg--
Site: MonicaHamburg.com
Instagram: @Monica.Hamburg
TikTok: @MonicaHamburg
FB: @MonicaHamburg

Paypal: paypal.me/monicahamburg

"More Funding Needed", my short film with comedian Peter J. Radomski: https://vimeo.com/411260449

To hear about shows: https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg 
or go to http://Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore

Logo below by Nicolas Caesar: Scary-Art.com

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139 Live - Monica Hamburg Presents Confined #11 - with Mercer Morrison

I had a blast with Mercer Morrison!  

We discussed some: Awful Apps, Cringey Craigslost posts, Pornomedy

Should you wish to see the visuals we're describing, the Youtube version is here. 
(all at: Youtube.com/c/MonicaHamburg ) 

Next show: Friday, Sept 25th at 6:30PM EST (Guest: TBA) 

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---Show Notes---

Mercer Morrison
Tiktok @MercerMorrison & IG: @MercerMorrison Venmo: @Mercer_Morrison
--Monica Hamburg--

Site: MonicaHamburg.com
Instagram: @Monica.Hamburg
TikTok: @MonicaHamburg
FB: @MonicaHamburg
Paypal: paypal.me/monicahamburg

"More Funding Needed", my short film with comedian Peter J. Radomski: https://vimeo.com/411260449

To hear about shows: https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg 
or go to http://Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore

Logo below by Nicolas Caesar: Scary-Art.com

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133 - Live: Monica Hamburg Presents - Confined #5 - with Jessica Sager

Here's the show I recorded Friday with Jessica Sager!

This show: Awful inspirational sayings, inappropriate products, creepy #Craigslost, bizarre #Pornomedy – plus terrible online dating messages I’ve received!

Youtube version here.

Next show: Friday, July 3 at 6:30PM EST (Guest TBA)
Zoom meeting room link is here ( Meeting ID =  847 9147 2648 )

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---Show Notes---

--Jessica Sager--

Twitter, Facebook & Instagram: @ohheyjesssager

--Monica Hamburg--
Site: MonicaHamburg.com
Instagram: @Monica.Hamburg
Paypal: Monica.Hamburg@usa.net

"More Funding Needed", my short film with comedian Peter J. Radomski: https://vimeo.com/411260449

To hear about shows, my newsletter is: https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
or go to http://Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore

Logo below by Nicolas Caesar: Scary-Art.com

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132 - Live: Monica Hamburg Presents - Confined #4 - with Travis Clark

Here's the show I recorded live on Friday with Travis Clark!

This show: Apps that will be your downfall + Insulting your intelligence #Craigslost, bizarre #Pornomedy – and more!

Youtube version here.

Next show: Friday, June 19th at 6:30PM EST (Guest TBA)
Zoom meeting room link is here ( Meeting ID =  870 1909 2393 )

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--Travis Clark--

"Pod The Life": unpops.com/podcast/pod-the-life
Venmo: @TrackRivals

--Monica Hamburg--
Site: MonicaHamburg.com
Newsletter: Tinyletter.com/Monica.Hamburg
Facebook: @MonicaHamburgPresentsMore
Instagram: @Monica.Hamburg
Paypal: Monica.Hamburg@usa.net

"More Funding Needed", my short film with comedian Peter J. Radomski: https://vimeo.com/411260449

To hear about shows: https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
or go to http://Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore

Logo below by Nicolas Caesar: Scary-Art.com

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128 - Life Snags and Educating Pervie

Craigslist Creeps and Cons! This time: A man who wants a wife - instead of his wife,  a sleazy casting ad (is there another kind?), a weird and sleazy casting ad (I guess that's it), and a pervert who wants to be French (which is pretty logical).

Plus: It's "comedy"!

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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com (Live shows are also at Craigslost.tv

Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )


• Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
•  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• Instagram @Monica.Hamburg, Facebook MonicaHamburg, Twitter: @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ 

• These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/ 

--Find All Episodes--

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @CraigslostTV,
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

Subscribe - options
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RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted
Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76 http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html 
ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted

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--Credits-- 

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )


MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Check out:

"Tinder Tales" 

"The Stories We Don't Tell" (2 of the episodes with me, here)

"Open Mic at The Frog & The Backpack" Podcast

Image below by Nicolas Caesar: Scary-Art.com

127 - Hotel Horndog and The Accommodating Accommodations

Crazy Craigslist! This time: An addictive suitor, an inventive way to sell hotel rooms, and accommodations where you get to spend every second with the same people!   

Plus: A clip from the first Craigslost live performance!

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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com (Live shows are also at Craigslost.tv )

Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )


• Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
•  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ 

• These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/ 

--Find All Episodes--

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

Subscribe - options
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413 
RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted
Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76 http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html 
ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted

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--Credits-- 

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )


MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Sounds for Hotel Video:

-  Sex Sounds of Couple: by Bennohansen on Freesound.org
- Male orgasm: by Safadancer on Freesound.org
- Hotel Tour video music = "On My Way" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

Image below by"Hotel Accommodation" by Maliz Ong RAJESH misra on PublicDomainPictures.net

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126 - Prove Yourself for Perversity and Protect the Pomeranian Pawn

This time: Everyone is insane - including me! I tell you about an experience of mine that is just as strange as any Craigslist post. Plus: Amazing Craigslist oddities: Get a landlord with PTSD, prove you have sexy hands - with your face. And use your face to be part of a very inclusive - but also exclusive - "art project"!

Plus: A new bus loon!

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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )


• Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
•  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ 

• These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/ 

--Find All Episodes--

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

Subscribe - options
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413 
RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted
Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76 http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html 
ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted
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--Credits-- 

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )


MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. 

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Music for Editor Informercial = "Open Those Bright Eyes", also by Kevin MacLeod,  licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. 

Image below by RAJESH misra, "CAVES background 2" on PublicDomainPictures.net

125 - Macho HeeHeebre and Spa Perv

This episode contains fantastic Craigslist ads about: Relaxing in front of a perv, hiring an idiot to handle your successful career, teaching the art of macho laughing - and meeting the man of your dreams! 

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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )


• Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
•  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ 

• These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/ 

--Find All Episodes--

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

Subscribe - options
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413 
RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted
Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76 http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html 
ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted
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--Credits-- 

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. 

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Music for Editor Informercial = "Open Those Bright Eyes", also by Kevin MacLeod,  licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.

124 - Smugism and Show Your Friends Some Love

This episode: A tool that will help you be a tool, Craigslist ads about fetishes that are definitely not fetishes, roommates from that place that has generally been classified as scorching but it's important not to judge, and a most flexible Airbnb guest.

Plus: Flaunting your flute.

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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )


• Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
•  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ 

• These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/ 

--Find All Episodes--

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

Subscribe - options
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413 
RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted
Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76 http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html 
ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted
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--Credits-- 

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. 

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Music for Editor Informercial = "Open Those Bright Eyes", also by Kevin MacLeod,  licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. 

Episode Photo (Below) = "Bamboo Flute" by Junior Libby

123 - No Secret Secretions. And Taping That - Therapeutically

This episode: Get your secretions to work for you! Learn the secret seduction technique to get all the broken women your friends know! Plus: Connecticut People Problems

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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )


• Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
•  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ 

• These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/ 

--Find All Episodes--

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

Subscribe - options
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413 
RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted
Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76 http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html 
ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted
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--Credits-- 

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Episode Photo (Below) = "Survey Check List" by Circe Denyer  

122 - Act Someone Else’s Heart Out or Get Murdered via App

This time: Let your bottom pay for your indiscretions, don’t let your waste go to waste, kill a marriage with your acting and find out how to make a violent situation even worse!

Plus: Detailed erotica. With the wrong kind of details.

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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )


• Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
•  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ 

• These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/ 

--Find All Episodes--

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

Subscribe - options
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413 
RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted
Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76 http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html 
ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted
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--Credits-- 

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Episode Photo (Below) = "Checking IPhone" by shoko araki

121 - Beware the Fast Food Floozies and Project Exploitation Renovation

This episode: Fulfill your creepy fantasy or get clean... with some strings attached.  Craigslist is always there to help!

Also, join me for the joys of online dating - including a trip through Tinder...

Plus: Suicidal subway drivers and slutty Wendy's workers!

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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )


• Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
•  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ 

• These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/ 

--Find All Episodes--

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

Subscribe - options
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413 
RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted
Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76 http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html 
ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted
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--Credits-- 

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Sound effect: "Gunshots" - by Kleeb from Freesound.org 

Episode Photo (Below) = "Eye Looking" (Public Domain)

120 - Loonie Roomie and the Cryin' Sea Quest

Optimum insanity this time: A guy tries to mask one socially unacceptable sexual fantasy by pretending it's another... socially unacceptable sexual fantasy - plus: a super stressful roommate option and a woman seeking musical accompaniment to her deep lyrics.   

And: My transit experience!
I will keep the contest up for eternity, as it brings me such joy: Draw a worse logo of than the one this Fiverr guy drew of me. ( http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/  )

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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )


• Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
•  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ 

• These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/
• I also mention a terrible date I had a teen. I tell it on an episode of "The Lapse".

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DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

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RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
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Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76 http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html 
ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted
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--Credits-- 

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Episode Photo (Below) = "Listening to Music" by Petr Kratochvil

119 - A Helping Spank and The Birds and the Beads

This time, one Craigslist poster tries to sell us on perverted therapy and another has a longing prelude to sex (maybe). Then there's a voice-over ad with such low expectations. And a second asking for help with a craaaazy plan!  And, speaking of craaaazy plans, I discuss a news article with a sex offender's completely non-transparent ruse...   

And it's still on: The contest to draw a worse logo of than the one this Fiverr guy drew of me. ( http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/  )

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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )


• Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
•  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ 

• These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/
• I also mention a terrible date I had a teen. I tell it on an episode of "The Lapse".

--Find All Episodes--

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

Subscribe - options
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413 
RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted
Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76 http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html 
ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted
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--Credits-- 

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Episode Photo (Below) = "Wireless Microphone" by Petr Kratochvil

Sound effects

1) Phone ring = “analogue_phone_ring_004.flac“  by lorenzosu

http://freesound.org/people/lorenzosu/sounds/72064/ 

2) “Hello” = “My sounds » hello.mp3 by AlucardsBride: http://freesound.org/people/AlucardsBride/sounds/173114/

*Demo reel credits:
Clips from:
1) Inverse Delirium #70 “Snob Appeal “ Inversedelirium.com
2) Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects (Video Game)
3) CSI: Miami (Video game) “Crack or Jack”
4) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #111
5)  Dazed and Convicted – Episode #94
6) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #115
Music: "Oppressive Gloom" by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
7) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #107