128 - Life Snags and Educating Pervie

Craigslist Creeps and Cons! This time: A man who wants a wife - instead of his wife,  a sleazy casting ad (is there another kind?), a weird and sleazy casting ad (I guess that's it), and a pervert who wants to be French (which is pretty logical).

Plus: It's "comedy"!

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Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )


• Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
•  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• Instagram @Monica.Hamburg, Facebook MonicaHamburg, Twitter: @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ 

• These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/ 

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--Credits-- 

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )


MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Check out:

"Tinder Tales" 

"The Stories We Don't Tell" (2 of the episodes with me, here)

"Open Mic at The Frog & The Backpack" Podcast

Image below by Nicolas Caesar: Scary-Art.com

127 - Hotel Horndog and The Accommodating Accommodations

Crazy Craigslist! This time: An addictive suitor, an inventive way to sell hotel rooms, and accommodations where you get to spend every second with the same people!   

Plus: A clip from the first Craigslost live performance!

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Site: DazedandConvicted.com (Live shows are also at Craigslost.tv )

Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )


• Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
•  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ 

• These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/ 

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Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

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Soundcloud:
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--Credits-- 

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )


MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Sounds for Hotel Video:

-  Sex Sounds of Couple: by Bennohansen on Freesound.org
- Male orgasm: by Safadancer on Freesound.org
- Hotel Tour video music = "On My Way" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

Image below by"Hotel Accommodation" by Maliz Ong RAJESH misra on PublicDomainPictures.net

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126 - Prove Yourself for Perversity and Protect the Pomeranian Pawn

This time: Everyone is insane - including me! I tell you about an experience of mine that is just as strange as any Craigslist post. Plus: Amazing Craigslist oddities: Get a landlord with PTSD, prove you have sexy hands - with your face. And use your face to be part of a very inclusive - but also exclusive - "art project"!

Plus: A new bus loon!

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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )


• Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
•  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ 

• These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/ 

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Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

Subscribe - options
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Soundcloud:
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--Credits-- 

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )


MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. 

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Music for Editor Informercial = "Open Those Bright Eyes", also by Kevin MacLeod,  licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. 

Image below by RAJESH misra, "CAVES background 2" on PublicDomainPictures.net

125 - Macho HeeHeebre and Spa Perv

This episode contains fantastic Craigslist ads about: Relaxing in front of a perv, hiring an idiot to handle your successful career, teaching the art of macho laughing - and meeting the man of your dreams! 

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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )


• Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
•  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ 

• These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/ 

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DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

Subscribe - options
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RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
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Soundcloud:
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ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted
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--Credits-- 

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. 

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Music for Editor Informercial = "Open Those Bright Eyes", also by Kevin MacLeod,  licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.

124 - Smugism and Show Your Friends Some Love

This episode: A tool that will help you be a tool, Craigslist ads about fetishes that are definitely not fetishes, roommates from that place that has generally been classified as scorching but it's important not to judge, and a most flexible Airbnb guest.

Plus: Flaunting your flute.

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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )


• Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
•  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ 

• These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/ 

--Find All Episodes--

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

Subscribe - options
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RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
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Soundcloud:
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ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted
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--Credits-- 

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. 

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Music for Editor Informercial = "Open Those Bright Eyes", also by Kevin MacLeod,  licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. 

Episode Photo (Below) = "Bamboo Flute" by Junior Libby

123 - No Secret Secretions. And Taping That - Therapeutically

This episode: Get your secretions to work for you! Learn the secret seduction technique to get all the broken women your friends know! Plus: Connecticut People Problems

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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )


• Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
•  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ 

• These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/ 

--Find All Episodes--

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

Subscribe - options
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Soundcloud:
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ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted
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--Credits-- 

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Episode Photo (Below) = "Survey Check List" by Circe Denyer  

122 - Act Someone Else’s Heart Out or Get Murdered via App

This time: Let your bottom pay for your indiscretions, don’t let your waste go to waste, kill a marriage with your acting and find out how to make a violent situation even worse!

Plus: Detailed erotica. With the wrong kind of details.

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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )


• Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
•  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ 

• These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/ 

--Find All Episodes--

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

Subscribe - options
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Soundcloud:
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ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted
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--Credits-- 

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Episode Photo (Below) = "Checking IPhone" by shoko araki

121 - Beware the Fast Food Floozies and Project Exploitation Renovation

This episode: Fulfill your creepy fantasy or get clean... with some strings attached.  Craigslist is always there to help!

Also, join me for the joys of online dating - including a trip through Tinder...

Plus: Suicidal subway drivers and slutty Wendy's workers!

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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )


• Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
•  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ 

• These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/ 

--Find All Episodes--

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

Subscribe - options
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Soundcloud:
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ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted
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--Credits-- 

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Sound effect: "Gunshots" - by Kleeb from Freesound.org 

Episode Photo (Below) = "Eye Looking" (Public Domain)

120 - Loonie Roomie and the Cryin' Sea Quest

Optimum insanity this time: A guy tries to mask one socially unacceptable sexual fantasy by pretending it's another... socially unacceptable sexual fantasy - plus: a super stressful roommate option and a woman seeking musical accompaniment to her deep lyrics.   

And: My transit experience!
I will keep the contest up for eternity, as it brings me such joy: Draw a worse logo of than the one this Fiverr guy drew of me. ( http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/  )

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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )


• Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
•  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ 

• These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/
• I also mention a terrible date I had a teen. I tell it on an episode of "The Lapse".

--Find All Episodes--

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

Subscribe - options
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RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted
Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76 http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html 
ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted
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--Credits-- 

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Episode Photo (Below) = "Listening to Music" by Petr Kratochvil

119 - A Helping Spank and The Birds and the Beads

This time, one Craigslist poster tries to sell us on perverted therapy and another has a longing prelude to sex (maybe). Then there's a voice-over ad with such low expectations. And a second asking for help with a craaaazy plan!  And, speaking of craaaazy plans, I discuss a news article with a sex offender's completely non-transparent ruse...   

And it's still on: The contest to draw a worse logo of than the one this Fiverr guy drew of me. ( http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/  )

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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )


• Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
•  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ 

• These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/
• I also mention a terrible date I had a teen. I tell it on an episode of "The Lapse".

--Find All Episodes--

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

Subscribe - options
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RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted
Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76 http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html 
ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted
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--Credits-- 

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Episode Photo (Below) = "Wireless Microphone" by Petr Kratochvil

Sound effects

1) Phone ring = “analogue_phone_ring_004.flac“  by lorenzosu

http://freesound.org/people/lorenzosu/sounds/72064/ 

2) “Hello” = “My sounds » hello.mp3 by AlucardsBride: http://freesound.org/people/AlucardsBride/sounds/173114/

*Demo reel credits:
Clips from:
1) Inverse Delirium #70 “Snob Appeal “ Inversedelirium.com
2) Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects (Video Game)
3) CSI: Miami (Video game) “Crack or Jack”
4) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #111
5)  Dazed and Convicted – Episode #94
6) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #115
Music: "Oppressive Gloom" by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
7) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #107  

118 - Massage Molester and An Inconvenient Orgy

An ode to manipulative perversity! This episode our Craigslist demented posts include: A man with a soft unit, more "artistic" photographers, a self-professed dull couple who may decide to have an orgy, and another kind fellow offering to altruistically fondle you.  

Also: The contest continues! Draw a worse logo of me than the one this Fiverr guy drew. ( http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/  )

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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )


• Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
•   Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ 

• These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/

--Find All Episodes--

DazedandConvicted.com

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

Subscribe - options
iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413 
RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted
Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted
Soundcloud:
https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76 http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html 
ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted
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--Credits-- 

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Episode Photo (Below) = "Hand in Chains" by George Hodan

*Demo reel credits:
Clips from:
1) Inverse Delirium #70 “Snob Appeal “ Inversedelirium.com
2) Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects (Video Game)
3) CSI: Miami (Video game) “Crack or Jack”
4) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #111
5)  Dazed and Convicted – Episode #94
6) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #115
Music: "Oppressive Gloom" by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
7) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #107  

117 - Baby Got Flat

This time from (mostly) Craigslist, we have: an ad from an adult baby, a VHS-dependent animal lover, a man with a great idea about your bum - and flatophiles!

Plus: The logo that proves I'm from Hell...

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Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )
• Voice-Over Demo Reels: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/voice-over-demos 
• Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The Christian Jokes guy is in Episode 112 (This is cued up to that section at: 29:50)
• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/

• Pictures I sent him: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/

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Current Logo (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

"Little Bum" tune

Voice-Over Music -  Credit

•  “Green&Orange:No Water” Music by: Duncan Alex © Duncan Wheeler. On Freesound

Episode Photo (Below) = "Baby Boy in Diaper" by Karen Arnold

116 - Telepathic Tata Touching and Phenomenal Flyer Fitness

This is now the "new" Dazed and Convicted: Craigslist and other assorted horrors.

Hear Bill quit!

Also this time: Ads from breast psychics, delivery/exercise employers, a brand new killer product inventor - and more!

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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg
• Voice-Over Demo Reels 
• Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

Find All Episodes

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Also on Soundcloud:

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Minis

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
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MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.

Bill Quitting Sounds

“bowling alley pins break 1.wav” by Tomlija  http://freesound.org/people/Tomlija/sounds/99563/

"crash.wav" by sagetyrle “http://freesound.org/people/sagetyrtle/sounds/40158/

Voice-Over Music -  Credit

•  “Green&Orange:No Water” Music by: Duncan Alex © Duncan Wheeler. On Freesound 

Photo Below = "Psychic" by Junior Libby

D&C Mini #12 - Nonsexence

At least two of the Craigslist ads this time around are complete nonsexence: People trying to pass off "sex" as "not sex". This time we have cinematic practice sex and a non-sexual sex offer.  Plus even more weirdness.

("D&C Mini" will soon be the "Dazed and Convicted". This will become clearer in this episode.)

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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg
• Voice-Over Demo Reels 
• Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

Find All Episodes

DazedandConvicted.com

Also on Soundcloud:

Full Episodes 
Minis

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

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MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.


Voice-Over Examples -  Credits

Voice work from:

1) Hospital Tour video
2) Corporate video for a virtual answering service
3) Safety E-metrics E-learning video