113 - Burrito Butchery vs Beating for Beats

One of the hallmarks of being an FT seems to be that you overreact to small slights.  But what if you feel really hurt because someone, say, didn't invite you to go car shopping - or changed the music at a party... Well, if you're familiar with this show, you'll have a good guess as to what happens next...

Comedian Jimmy Shubert is our great Guest Judge this time - and crowns our “FT of the Week”.

Plus: An unusual fetish. Yes, even more unusual than usual.
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Dazed and Convicted, A Dark Comedy Podcast
Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg (Twitter @monicahamburg, Vine, Facebook )  

Co-Host 

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge  

• Find Jimmy Shubert at: JimmyShubert.com 
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• Twitter (@JimmyShubert) 
• His Podcast is "The Jimmy Shubert" show at http://jimmyshubert.com/episodes/  (ITunes)

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• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.  

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• This week's stories: Poison Burrito Lady and Music Man

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• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  
• Sad whistle (after mom's disclaimer) = by Splashdust on Freesound.org

Most other sounds (such as the ones in the sketches) are from Freesound, for the full list see here. 

Photo below by "Music Dancer 2" by Sabine Sauermaul

112 - Brain-Violation Avenger vs The Demon Destroyer

This episode showcases some protectors! A man seeks to avenge his spouse's telepathic assault* - and another is intent on saving his landlord from a demon attack!

Wonderful Comedian Sam Tripoli returns to serve again as our Guest Judge and does us the kindness of deciding our “FT of the Week”.

Plus: It's Gospel Comedy Time!
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• Monica Hamburg (Twitter @monicahamburg, Vine, Facebook )  

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• Bill Allman

Guest Judge  

• Find Sam Tripoli at Samtripoli.com 
• Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/samtripoli) 
• Twitter (@SamTripoli)
• "The Naughty Show" (Soundcloud = https://soundcloud.com/the-naughty-show, All Things Comedy http://allthingscomedy.com/channels/20/the-naughty-show and iTunes)  (Twitter @NaughtyShow) and Facebook)
• "Punch Drunk Sports" can be found at: http://punchdrunksports.net/
  (on Facebook, Twitter)
• (Monica's posts on the Punch Drunk sports blog: http://www.punchdrunksports.com/profile/monica-hamburg/

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• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.  

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• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Please help us by sharing the show! (From this site, from Soundcloud etc.)
• Other ways to promote the show here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

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• Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Listen to the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  
• Sad whistle (after mom's disclaimer) = by Splashdust on Freesound.org

Most other sounds (such as the ones in the sketches) are from Freesound, for the full list see here.

Photo below on The Mirror site (from the Davis County Attorney's office)

Davis County Attorney's office

111 - Monkey Libation Activist vs One Direction to Murder

It’s often difficult when you feel wronged. Especially when the offense is egregious.
Like being told you can’t give a monkey booze… Or not having someone famous follow you back on Twitter.

In those instances, there's only one logical answer: Murder!

Fortunately, Comedian Leah Bonnema is our Guest Judge and can assess these FTs to determine our “FT of the Week”.

Plus: Run your own bank!
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Co-Host 

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge  

• Leah Bonnema (LeahBonnema.com)
• On Facebook: https://facebook.com/leahbonnema
• On Twitter: http://twitter.com/leahbonnema
• YouTube: http://youtube.com/user/leahbonnema

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• Zach Browman (of FindYourFocus.com)
• (Hear Zach on The Art of Charm podcast)

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• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
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• Other ways to promote the show here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

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• Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Listen to the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  
• Sad whistle (after mom's disclaimer) = by Splashdust on Freesound.org

 During the 1st (monkey) sketch - the music at the beginning of the sketch = "Monkeys Spinning Monkeys" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ - and the music during "rehab" = "Sing Along with Jim" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Most other sounds (such as the ones in the sketches) are from Freesound, for the full list see here. 

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Illustration below is by our resident artist, Andre Zeroques

110 - Extreme Band Drama vs Game Show Flip Out

Performing can bring out the worst in people! What happens when you get kicked out of a band or have a (potentially) bad audition for a game show? Well, if you've listened to our show before you know the answer: go full FT and kill people! 

Comedian Mike Hollan decides who most merits the honor of “FT of the Week”.

Plus: Want a muffin and coffee in the worst way?
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Co-Host 

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge  

• Mike Hollan 
• On Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mike.hollan
• On Twitter: https://twitter.com/mike_hollan 
• Here's a fun interview (article) with Mike.    

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• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.  

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YOU ARE WELCOME TO:

• Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Please help us by sharing the show! (From this site, from Soundcloud etc.)
• Other ways to promote the show here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO: 

• Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Listen to the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  
• Sad whistle (after mom's disclaimer) = by Splashdust on Freesound.org

Most other sounds (such as the ones in the sketches) are from Freesound, for the full list see here. 

Photo below = Banjo Case by Tom Genovese

D&C MINI - January 14, 2014 - Incredible

D&C Mini is an occasional extension of the podcast. (The full "Dazed and Convicted" episodes return next week.) In this mini, Travis Clark joins me, once again! This time to discuss some ludicrous plans and excuses. And we read you a few...unique... Yahoo Answers conundrums...
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• Travis Clark's podcast is "Tiny Odd Conversations". On Twitter: (@thatguytravis and @tocpod), on Facebook: Facebook.com/travisclarkcomedy and Facebook.com/tocpod  
• Travis was also on "Episode #72 - Love Song for a Couch", as well as on the 1st D&C Mini 

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Stories: Super Secret Admirer and A Perfectly Understandable Error 

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Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100692.

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100772