128 - Life Snags and Educating Pervie

Craigslist Creeps and Cons! This time: A man who wants a wife - instead of his wife,  a sleazy casting ad (is there another kind?), a weird and sleazy casting ad (I guess that's it), and a pervert who wants to be French (which is pretty logical).

Plus: It's "comedy"!

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• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )


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•  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• Instagram @Monica.Hamburg, Facebook MonicaHamburg, Twitter: @MonicaHamburg 

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• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ 

• These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/ 

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Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )


MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Check out:

"Tinder Tales" 

"The Stories We Don't Tell" (2 of the episodes with me, here)

"Open Mic at The Frog & The Backpack" Podcast

Image below by Nicolas Caesar: Scary-Art.com

127 - Hotel Horndog and The Accommodating Accommodations

Crazy Craigslist! This time: An addictive suitor, an inventive way to sell hotel rooms, and accommodations where you get to spend every second with the same people!   

Plus: A clip from the first Craigslost live performance!

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Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )


• Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
•  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ 

• These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/ 

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--Credits-- 

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )


MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Sounds for Hotel Video:

-  Sex Sounds of Couple: by Bennohansen on Freesound.org
- Male orgasm: by Safadancer on Freesound.org
- Hotel Tour video music = "On My Way" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

Image below by"Hotel Accommodation" by Maliz Ong RAJESH misra on PublicDomainPictures.net

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126 - Prove Yourself for Perversity and Protect the Pomeranian Pawn

This time: Everyone is insane - including me! I tell you about an experience of mine that is just as strange as any Craigslist post. Plus: Amazing Craigslist oddities: Get a landlord with PTSD, prove you have sexy hands - with your face. And use your face to be part of a very inclusive - but also exclusive - "art project"!

Plus: A new bus loon!

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Host 

• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )


• Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com
•  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

--Notes--

• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ 

• These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/ 

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--Credits-- 

Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )


MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. 

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Music for Editor Informercial = "Open Those Bright Eyes", also by Kevin MacLeod,  licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. 

Image below by RAJESH misra, "CAVES background 2" on PublicDomainPictures.net

79 - Pastor Molest to Cure vs Pastor Satan-Influenced Necro

***New Info for Podcast***
New name: "Dazed and Convicted"

Site: DazedandConvicted.com
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted
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We are all flawed, my children.  And so how can we judge these wayward Pastors? After all, who here has not molested someone as part of a "cure" - and let he who has not had killed the daughter of his fiancé in order to have sex with her corpse cast the first stone!

This week's men will be judged! By Comedian Aaron Berg, who decides on the "FT of the Week".
Plus: First impressions can be so difficult to get right!

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• List of the Guest Judges & their episode links here!

Guest Co-Host

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge

Aaron Berg's site is: http://www.aaronberg.com

And he's on Twitter: @aaronbergcomedy 

His tour schedule is here - and he'll be in Vancouver (B.C.) December 20-22.  

Info

• This week's stories: Pastor "Cure" and Molest, Pastor Kill, Kill, Kill and Sex - plus: an excellent first impression.

Related episodes

• Last week, a man pretended to teach self-defence to trick women into kicking him in the nuts... Oh, and there was another guy who understood how to make a good first impression...  On Episode 78 -  "Masochistic Self-Defence Guru vs. Furious Panty-Stealer"
• Another set of pious pastors on "65 - A Kick in the Face May Be Quite Therapeutic But Trauma is a Gal's Best Friend 
• And another darling man in more on ""Episode 52 - A Loving Pastor and Killer vs. A Cheesemaking Murderer and Politician!""     

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YOUR VOTE:

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(You are also welcome to comment about them on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)

THANKS TO:

• Shiftypop for the new theme song, interstitial and outro music:  
• Calso Art for the new logo/album art.
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  and music by beatscribe 
• Contributors on Freesound.org - Episode 79 uses many sounds from freesound, for the full list see here.

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78 - Masochistic Self-Defence Guru vs. Furious Panty-Stealer

***Please note: We're now at DazedandConvicted.com (Oh, and the show is now called "Dazed and Convicted")***

How can you enact your fetish? If you're like this week's dudes you might choose to organize a fake self-defense class in order to enjoy some soothing kicks to the privates - or you could break into your secret crush's house, terrorize her sibling and make death threats, all while aiming to stealing half-a-dozen pairs of undergarments.

Some guys are just so easy to please!

We're fortunate to have Suzy Rawsome to evaluate and judge these weirdos - and determine who is the "FT of the Week".

Plus: A Motivational Teacher.
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• List of the Guest Judges & their episode links here!

Guest Co-Host

• Bill Allman

Guest Judges

Suzy Rawsome is on Twitter: @SuzyRawsome and on Facebook (Facebook.com/SuzyRoss)

Her blog is: http://suzyrawsome.blogspot.ca  

She performs and runs a bunch of comedy nights in Vancouver - keep up to speed on her site and FB. 

Info

• This week's stories: "Self-Defence Guru", Panty-Stealer - plus: motivational teacher. 

Related episodes

• Last week, we had a naked clown and an old beach-going pervert - plus, the guys from Sweet Feathery Jesus returned! On Episode 77 -  "Horny Naked Highway Clown vs. an Old Weight-Challenged Beach-Loving Perv"
• More perverts - on shows tagged "perverts".  (Perverts feature in other episodes too, but the ones tagged "perverts" tend to be ones in which both of the FT competitors could be classified as such.)   

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• And to email me, send to: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com  

YOUR VOTE:

You can place your VOTE! For your choice for "FT of the Week". http://poll.fm/3yr5i

(You are also welcome to comment about them on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)

THANKS TO:

• Shiftypop for the new theme song, interstitial and outro music:  
• Calso Art for the new logo/album art.
• Contributors on Freesound.org - Episode 78 uses many sounds from freesound, for the full list see here.

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77 - Horny Naked Highway Clown vs. an Old Weight-Challenged Beach-Loving Perv

Get sexed up by a clown on the road or have an elderly man pleasure himself to you by the sea? So many hot options this time, it's impossible to choose!
Luckily, the guys from the "Sweet Feathery Jesus" Podcast (Booze, Belasco and Dr. P.) return to Guest Judge to provide insight on the madness help us understand - and decide on the "FT of the Week".
Plus: Another lousy experience at a bank.
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"The S&M Rants" is now called "Dazed and Convicted" and is at DazedandConvicted.com

• List of the Guest Judges we're had so far & their episode links here!

Guest Co-Host

• Bill Allman

Guest Judges

Hear: The Sweet Feathery Jesus podcast: Sweetfeatheryjesus.com

Find them on Twitter: (Main & Booze: @sfjdotcom, Belasco = @Jeffasu, Dr. P. = @BeTheCatfish  

On Facebook: Facebook.com/sfjdotcom    

And: Monica's on one of their ".5" episodes... 55.5 - "Festivities".  

Info

• This week's stories: Naked Clown, Old Perv, - plus: indigant robber.

Related episodes
The SFJ Guys were also on Episode 70 - Cape FT.
Last week, some real fakers... including a woman who faked her own kidnapping to get a day off work.  On Episode 76 - Fake it Until You... Something
See a full list of all Guest Judges and their episodes.
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FIND

More snarky and weird content on:

• Twitter: @DazedConvicted
• Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted

OTHER INFO:

• I'll be sending out a monthly newsletter (soon) containing additional weirdness. https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
• And to email me, send to: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com  

YOUR VOTE:

You can place your VOTE! For your choice for "FT of the Week". http://poll.fm/3yr5i

(You are also welcome to comment about them on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)

THANKS TO:

• Shiftypop  for the new theme song and outro music
• Calso Art for the new logo/album art.
• Contributors on Freesound.org - Episode 77 uses many sounds from freesound, for the full list see here.

Seashell by Petr Kratochvil

72 - Love Song for a Couch

Once again, we have gentlemen who can't resist making their perversion public.

This time: a man who gets busy with a couch and a dude who diversifies with his fetishes - from pools to trouser pulling - he's got it all!

We're thrilled to have Travis Clark (of "Tiny Odd Conversations") as our Guest Judge to evaluate who truly merits the title of "FT of the Week".

Plus: No guns, please!

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• Travis Clark's podcast is "Tiny Odd Conversations"
• Find him on Twitter: (@thatguytravis and @tocpod)
• On Facebook:  Facebook.com/tocpod    

Info

• This week's stories: Couch Lover (mugshot) and Bathroom Peeper. +Lovers in a dangerous... state of mind... 

Thanks to:

• [__Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme ("Sunshine version 2). His site has tons of great, royalty-free tunes. ]

Related episodes

• Last week, public self-pleasuring on others was our theme: with a gal who called in an airline bomb threat to get revenge on her boyfriend - and another extreme overreactor... Episode 71: "Parks and Recreation XXX" - with Bobbie Oliver. 
• You can find a list of the Guest Judges we're had so far & their episode links here! 
• Want (to hear about) more pervs? Check out the various "perverts"-tagged episodes.  Including (#66) with Graham Kay.

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• And to email me, send to: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com  

YOUR VOTE:

You can place your VOTE! For your choice for "FT of the Week". http://poll.fm/3yr5i

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71 - Parks and Recreation XXX

Hey, some people get off in the privacy of their own home. Amateurs! This week's FTs are public self-pleasuring experts. And they know how dull it is to wank it when you don't have a target... you need to find someone to aim your spunk at: be it a suntanner or that gal you're training at the gym.

Who said FTs were subtle creatures?

We're so fortunate to have Bobbie Oliver as our Guest Judge to figure out who truly merits the title of "FT of the Week".

Plus: Did you know that cats can make you decent coin? Especially dead, imaginary ones!

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• Bobbie Oliver is at (http://bobbieoliver.net ) 
• Find ther on Twitter: (@thebobbieoliver)
• On Facebook:  Facebook.com/TheBobbieOliver     
• Her podcast is:  Psychedelicatessen  

Info

• This week's stories: Park Wanker and Gym Rat. 
• Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme ("Kool Kats"). His site has tons of great, royalty-free tunes.  

Related episodes

• Pervs abound! We have a number of sleazy pervs on the following episodes tagged, logically, "perverts".  Including one (#37) where Monica talks to her Mom about some prize deviants... 
• And, last week, VENGEANCE was our theme: with a gal who called in an airline bomb threat to get revenge on her boyfriend - and another extreme overreactor... Episode 70: "Cape FT" - with the guys from "Sweet Feathery Jesus". 
• P.S. Just put up a list of the Guest Judges we're had so far & their episode links here! 

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• I'll be sending out a monthly newsletter (soon) containing additional weirdness. https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
  
• And to email me, send to: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com  

YOUR VOTE:

You can place your VOTE! For your choice for "FT of the Week". http://poll.fm/3yr5i

(You are also welcome to comment about them on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)

THANKS TO:

• Shiftypop  for the new theme song and outro music: 
• Anthony Vincent for the new interstitial (rant, rant, rants): 
• Calso Art for the new logo/album art.

68 - Hide and Go Screwy

Gals! You like 'em, you want to be around 'em... But what if they don't want you?
Sure, the average guy might just pack it in and call it a day - but a truly determined one would unpack and call it home.
This week, two guys who moved in to their love's pad - without her permission or knowledge. Because there's nothing MORE romantic (or manly) than just being there. Always. Under the stairs.
Fortunately, Comedian Cameron Buchholtz is able to assess the pathos and decide the "FT of the Week".
Plus: "Erotic" stuff: a SUPER straight guy! (Remember that!) And a German boy (or something) gets it on (or something).  
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Guest 

• Cameron Buchholtz can be found at CameronBuchholtz.com, on Twitter (@cbuchholtz) and on Facebook.
• His podcast is CB Radio (CBRadioComedy.com. Get it on iTunes. 

Info

• This week's stories: Bunker Guy, Trailer Man
• Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme ("Sneaky Adventure"). His site has tons of great, royalty-free tunes.  

Related episodes

• We talked about 2 guys with unusual techiques to woo on "Episode 40 - My FT Valentine. Deranged, Psycho Valentine
• Last week, John Cullen assessed two EXTREME liars - including a pair who lied about a non-existant missing child to get a ride home after drinking... on Episode 67 - Fantasy FTland 

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FIND THE HOSTS:

Shane Birley: Shanesworld.ca (@ShaneBee on Twitter ) 

Monica Hamburg: YourDoseofLunacy.com (@MonicaHamburg on Twitter)

OTHER INFO:

Email: info @ rantmehard.com  (or shane@ or monica@ rantmehard.com )
Get our (coming eventually) newsletter https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg containing additional weirdness.
Voicemail line: via Skype: rantmehard Rant us! Good and hard!   
 Our (fairly unused) Google+ Page: gplus.to/sandmrants 
 You can place your VOTE!
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(You are also welcome to comment about them on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)  

66 - Naked out of Consideration vs Cross-Dressing to Molest

Figuring out how to truly enact your fetish isn't easy. It requires plausible excuses, excellent planning and a whole lot of whacked-outness.
Well, these FTs got one out of the three right...
We have a man who hung out in a neighbor's house naked - and a dude who dresses like an old lady to do some groping.
Sometimes pervyness and desperation are all the things you've got
and just when you think you're all by yourself, you're not.
We're grateful to have Comedian Graham Kay to decide on this week's "FT of the week"!
Plus: Zombie ranty casting notices...
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Guest 

• Graham Kay is at ComedyByTheGraham.com, on Twitter (@GrahamKayComedy) and Facebook (Facebook.com/graham.kay.338)   
• Graham's podcast is: The SportyBoyz  

Info

• This week's stories: Naked "non-robber", Cross-dressing pedophile.  
• Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme ("Batty McFaddin"). His site has lots of fantastic, royalty-free tunes.  

Related episodes

• We have a whole bunch of episodes highlighting perverts! Try #37 with Monica's Mom as the Guest Judge: "Door-to-door Sexman vs. Maternity Wear Pickup Artist"  
• More perverts on Episodes: 64, 59, 48, 37, 34 & 28.  All those can be found under the appropriate tag of "perverts". 
• I reference Episode 60 which has more of the Zombie guys casting postings. 
• Last week, we had Jon Shefsky and Johnny Skourtis on who weighed in on some crazy pastors on "Episode 65 - A Kick in the Face May Be Quite Therapeutic But Trauma is a Gal's Best Friend".

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• If you use Stitcher Radio we are there too!
  Please help us promote by sharing the show using the 1-click Facebook, Twitter and Email icons on the Stitcher app.
• You can use any podcast service to subscribe, btw - feed is here).

GET MORE FT action!
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Facebook: Facebook.com/sandmrants

FIND THE HOSTS:

Shane Birley: Shanesworld.ca (@ShaneBee on Twitter ) 

Monica Hamburg: YourDoseofLunacy.com (@MonicaHamburg on Twitter)

OTHER INFO:

Email: info @ rantmehard.com  (or shane@ or monica@ rantmehard.com )
Get our (coming eventually) newsletter https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg containing additional weirdness.
Voicemail line: via Skype: rantmehard Rant us! Good and hard!   
 Our (fairly unused) Google+ Page: gplus.to/sandmrants 
 You can place your VOTE!
For your choice for "FT of the Week". (See poll below)  
(You are also welcome to comment about them on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.) 

64 - Professor Pie and the Drive-Through Delinquent

Corrupt your job - FT-style!
We should have learned (after Episode 48) that the most appropriate place for perverted illegal acts is, of course, your workplace!
Look, work is where you spend most of your time and when you add your fetish to your job, you enjoy it that much more.
And so, this week, we feature a professor who shares his passion with his students and a fast-food worker who gives some patrons what they really want.
Fortunately, Comedian Jessica Sager can lend us her wisdom and decide the "FT of the week".
Plus: Stabbing over a Cosmo Quiz.  (Which sounds about right, actually.)
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• Jessica Sager is on Twitter (@ohheyjessager) and Facebook (Facebook.com/ohheyjesssager ).
• There's a cool interview with her on the "It's a Horrible Life" blog.

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• This week's stories: Drive-through, Professor Pie Fetish   
• Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme ("Jarvic8"). His site has a whole whack of awesome, royalty-free tunes.   
• More workplace perversion on Episode 48 - Look, If You're Going to Get All Irrational About My Junk...  - with Cort Webber and Fatboy Roberts.
• And another pervie teacher on "Episode 34 - What's the answer? Get Naked! What's the question? Who cares!" with Glenn Tickle.   

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Episode 59 - The Spirits Request that You Do Porn

The supernatural world can be so compelling! And their wishes so strange! You might need to strip for spirits so they can better communicate with you - or steal a baby to bring back your dead mother!
Once again we have double the fun: giving you at least two FTs in each article!  
And we are so grateful to have Comedian Paul Hooper on as this week's Guest Judge to figure this mess out and determine the "FT of the Week"!
Plus: An "erotic" story written by a Goth.
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Guest 

• Paul Hooper can be found at: PaulHooperComedy.com and he's also on Facebook ( Facebook.com/paulhoopercomedy ) and on Twitter ( @PaulHooper ). 

Info

• This week's stories: Hot for Spirit, Mommy's in the Baby!   
• Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme ("Sovereign"). His site has a whole whack of awesome, royalty-free tunes. 
• Last week, we discussed some dudes with terrible excuses... like being kidnapped and held hostage: "Episode 58 - Just Hand Over the Berries and Nobody Gets Hurt" with Andrew Schulz.
• More gals falling for ridiculous scams on... "Episode 34 - What's the answer? Get Naked! What's the question? Who cares!" with Glenn Tickle - and at the end of "Episode 49 - Choke Rattle and Roll!" with Caleb Bacon.

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Monica Hamburg: YourDoseofLunacy.com (@MonicaHamburg on Twitter)

OTHER INFO:

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Get our (coming eventually) newsletter https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg containing additional weirdness.
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 You can place your VOTE!
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Episode 48 - Look, If You're Going to Get All Irrational About My Junk...

Hey, work can be dull sometimes.
So why not make your day that much jazzier by conducting job interviews naked  or pulling people over for traffic violations and then showing them pics of your bits?
Add some nudity and unwanted sexual advances to your workday and you've done turned lemons into FTade!
We're fortunate that Cort and Fatboy are able to Guest Judge and provide the "FT of the Week" verdict.
Plus: A cheery, balanced gal on Twitter.

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Guest 

• "Cort and Fatboy"'s site is cortandfatboy.com and they're on Twitter @cortandfatboy)   
• Find Cort Webber on Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/cort2) and on Twitter (@cortwebber)
• Find Bobby "Fatboy" Roberts on Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/FatboyRoberts)  and on Twitter (@fatboyroberts) 

Other Joy

• Stories: Cop, Cafe Boss  
• Outro Music: The Clemence Mosley Consort ("Crooked House") From the album “MacGuffin”  (iTunes)  - Thank you! 
• Shout outs to: @fart who found that gem of a Twitter account, Eli Braden (@elibraden), who mentioned @fart when he spoke with Caleb Bacon (@calebeatsbacon on the Gentlemen's Club (that episode here). (And Eli Braden's episode on our show was #42 - "When You Friend an FT, You Friend for Life.) 
• The Panty Survey song (by The Weekend Pilots) that we refer to can be heard here and on our Episode  43  - You Stole My Heart, I Stole Your Phone with Joe Klocek - an episode which also features some classic pick-up attempts.
• And there's also some more random nudity news in our last show - Episode 47 "Dress for Success" with Brendan Bradley.  
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Episode 37 - Door-to-door Sexman vs. Maternity Wear Pickup Artist

Women! They're so difficult to understand!  How can one possibly gage what seduction technique will work on them?  That's why it's important to confuse the ladies by having a completely unique approach.  This week's FTs redefine original.  One gives gals the choice of magazines or sex while another dresses in women's maternity gear to woo.  Foolproof!   
Monica desperately needs help to determine our "FT of Week" and so her mom returns to judge the FTness. 
And: we have some sexual hypnosis for you...   _____________________________________________________________________________________________________ 

• Related creeps you might like:  A man who went door-to-door checking breasts (Episode 27 - "Doctor Fondler and the Facebook Oral Prankster!" with Jackie Gold)) and a guy who tried to seduce kids - in his own apartment building (Episode 24 -"Get Oiled, Get Licked, Get Arrested, Get Shot Up the A!" with Brian Brushwood)    
• And we refer to our Eastern European porn proposal which is in Episode 34 "What's the answer? Get Naked! What's the question? Who cares!" 

  

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