133 - Live: Monica Hamburg Presents - Confined #5 - with Jessica Sager

Here's the show I recorded Friday with Jessica Sager!

This show: Awful inspirational sayings, inappropriate products, creepy #Craigslost, bizarre #Pornomedy – plus terrible online dating messages I’ve received!

Youtube version here.

Next show: Friday, July 3 at 6:30PM EST (Guest TBA)
Zoom meeting room link is here ( Meeting ID =  847 9147 2648 )

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--Jessica Sager--

Twitter, Facebook & Instagram: @ohheyjesssager

--Monica Hamburg--
Site: MonicaHamburg.com
Instagram: @Monica.Hamburg
Paypal: Monica.Hamburg@usa.net

"More Funding Needed", my short film with comedian Peter J. Radomski: https://vimeo.com/411260449

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or go to http://Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore

Logo below by Nicolas Caesar: Scary-Art.com

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107 - Bobcat Snuggling vs Post-Headwound Happy Meal

Weekends are so much fun! You can take your kids to the zoo to play with a wild animal – or for a fun fast-food meal after an exhausting game of hit-and-stare!

Two supremely clueless mothers duke it out this time for the "FT of the Week" title. And wonderful Comedian Jessica Sager returns to make the call!

Plus: A logical trade.
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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Channel

We're part of the Pod Awful Channel.  Podawful.net

Host 

• Monica Hamburg (Twitter @monicahamburg, Vine, Facebook )  

Co-Host 

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge 

• Follow Jessica Sager:
• On Facebook http://Facebook.com/Ohheyjesssager
• And on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ohheyjesssager

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.  

Info

• This week's stories:Bobcat Snugglers and SUV Ride pre-happy meal 
  
  
• Patrick Maliha (who was on Episode 106) will be at The Comedy Mix (in Vancouver) on Sept 26-28
• And I mentioned last week Matt Davis (who was on Episode 103) is coming to Vancouver (at Lafflines) on Sept 27/28

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• All episodes & guests - list here: Dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html 
• We're also on Soundcloud (Full episodes) (Just the Mini-casts)  

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64 - Professor Pie and the Drive-Through Delinquent

Corrupt your job - FT-style!
We should have learned (after Episode 48) that the most appropriate place for perverted illegal acts is, of course, your workplace!
Look, work is where you spend most of your time and when you add your fetish to your job, you enjoy it that much more.
And so, this week, we feature a professor who shares his passion with his students and a fast-food worker who gives some patrons what they really want.
Fortunately, Comedian Jessica Sager can lend us her wisdom and decide the "FT of the week".
Plus: Stabbing over a Cosmo Quiz.  (Which sounds about right, actually.)
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Guest 

• Jessica Sager is on Twitter (@ohheyjessager) and Facebook (Facebook.com/ohheyjesssager ).
• There's a cool interview with her on the "It's a Horrible Life" blog.

Info

• This week's stories: Drive-through, Professor Pie Fetish   
• Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme ("Jarvic8"). His site has a whole whack of awesome, royalty-free tunes.   
• More workplace perversion on Episode 48 - Look, If You're Going to Get All Irrational About My Junk...  - with Cort Webber and Fatboy Roberts.
• And another pervie teacher on "Episode 34 - What's the answer? Get Naked! What's the question? Who cares!" with Glenn Tickle.   

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