120 - Loonie Roomie and the Cryin' Sea Quest

Optimum insanity this time: A guy tries to mask one socially unacceptable sexual fantasy by pretending it's another... socially unacceptable sexual fantasy - plus: a super stressful roommate option and a woman seeking musical accompaniment to her deep lyrics.   

And: My transit experience!
I will keep the contest up for eternity, as it brings me such joy: Draw a worse logo of than the one this Fiverr guy drew of me. ( http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/  )

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• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ 

• These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/
• I also mention a terrible date I had a teen. I tell it on an episode of "The Lapse".

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Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Episode Photo (Below) = "Listening to Music" by Petr Kratochvil

Episode 63 - Fork You, I Love You and the Case of the Raving Roomie

Some people are so passionate!  This week we have a lover who forking lost it - and a man who really desired some rommate separation...
Bill Allman returns to provides his especially-legit judgement on these FTs and decides who's most deserving of the title of "FT of the week".
Plus: Let's do the mind warp (again?)!
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• Bill Allman is rad (well, for a lawyer.. ;) He's also a writer and producer, and president of Famous Artists.   
  

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• This week's stories: Forking lover, Rabid roomie 
• Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme ("Aces High"). His site has a whole whack of awesome, royalty-free tunes.   
• I refer to the discussion of "tentacle erotica" which was on Episode 61 - My Coffee Made Me Gropey and Other Tales of Woe with Guest Judge Tom Simmons. 
• Bill was on a pretty early episode of our show, Episode 19.
• Last week, we had some very responsible mothers battling for the FT title on Episode 62 - Ooops there goes another baby go splat - with Julian Kross. 

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