120 - Loonie Roomie and the Cryin' Sea Quest

Optimum insanity this time: A guy tries to mask one socially unacceptable sexual fantasy by pretending it's another... socially unacceptable sexual fantasy - plus: a super stressful roommate option and a woman seeking musical accompaniment to her deep lyrics.   

And: My transit experience!
I will keep the contest up for eternity, as it brings me such joy: Draw a worse logo of than the one this Fiverr guy drew of me. ( http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/  )

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• Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com )


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•  Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

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• The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ 

• These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/
• I also mention a terrible date I had a teen. I tell it on an episode of "The Lapse".

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Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!) 

The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim.

Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink )

MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0

Episode Photo (Below) = "Listening to Music" by Petr Kratochvil

Episode 59 - The Spirits Request that You Do Porn

The supernatural world can be so compelling! And their wishes so strange! You might need to strip for spirits so they can better communicate with you - or steal a baby to bring back your dead mother!
Once again we have double the fun: giving you at least two FTs in each article!  
And we are so grateful to have Comedian Paul Hooper on as this week's Guest Judge to figure this mess out and determine the "FT of the Week"!
Plus: An "erotic" story written by a Goth.
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• Paul Hooper can be found at: PaulHooperComedy.com and he's also on Facebook ( Facebook.com/paulhoopercomedy ) and on Twitter ( @PaulHooper ). 

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• This week's stories: Hot for Spirit, Mommy's in the Baby!   
• Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme ("Sovereign"). His site has a whole whack of awesome, royalty-free tunes. 
• Last week, we discussed some dudes with terrible excuses... like being kidnapped and held hostage: "Episode 58 - Just Hand Over the Berries and Nobody Gets Hurt" with Andrew Schulz.
• More gals falling for ridiculous scams on... "Episode 34 - What's the answer? Get Naked! What's the question? Who cares!" with Glenn Tickle - and at the end of "Episode 49 - Choke Rattle and Roll!" with Caleb Bacon.

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2012 New Year Bonus: How to Improve Your Home... and Your Family Ties...

This is a special bonus feature.  Happy New Year! Enjoy this uber-plausible Family Ties/Home Improvement erotica. 
And, if you care for more hideous pseudo-sexiness:

• In Episode 19: A disturbing J-Lo story 
• In Episode 13: A tale with a beret (how can that be awful?) 
• In Episode 10: This Backstreat Boys... novel... which was billed as an erotic story but contains no sex 
• One with a celeb and gorilla lust .... 
• Memoir of the Massive Man Missile.  A tremendously well-written tale. 

 

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Episode 13 - The Beret Is Askew When You Kill A Drunk. Have Fun.

We talk about being inappropriate, really bad planning FTs, and an awful, awful piece of erotica in which a character wears a beret.

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Bonus Feature 2 - Cheers to Gorillas

We discuss and Monica reads some bad erotic literature.