About

This is an explicit comedy podcast that comes in several flavors.

Presently, it's "Pornomedy"
where Monica Hamburg explores an assortment of odd user-named porn-titles, confounding tags, weird comments - and more!

Previously it's been:

- "Confined" she and a guest discussed strange and hilarious things she found on the net on "Confined"! Like especially bad porn tags & titles (#Pornomedy), peculiar products, strange spells, terrible t-shirts and more.

- Bizarre Craigslist ads on "Craigslost".


And there've been other itinerations. She's nothing if not consistent.

Monica's podcasts have been mentioned on The Huffington Post, Splitsider, won "Most Vulgar Canadian Podcast" and were selected for "New & Noteworthy" on iTunes a few times.

( "Episode List" here))

September 9, 2014

D&C MINI #8 - The Skitzo and The Bully

D&C Mini is an occasional extension of the podcast. (The full "Dazed and Convicted" episodes return in October.) In this mini, I read you a Craigslist post about some very plausible scenarios  - and interpret a Christian comic strip!
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  • Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100692.
  • Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100772
  • *Demo reel credits:
    Clips from:
    1) Inverse Delirium #70 “Snob Appeal “ Inversedelirium.com
    2) Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects (Video Game)
    3) CSI: Miami (Video game) “Crack or Jack”
    4) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #111
    5)  Dazed and Convicted – Episode #94
    6) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #115
    Music: "Oppressive Gloom" by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
    7) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #107


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    July 18, 2014

    115 - No Homo Molester vs Real Estate Revenge

    What do you do when you live next to people whose lifestyle you disapprove of - or when you want to buy a house but it just doesn't work out? Some would choose to just go on with their life. And those people are adorable.

    So... Burn their home down or create a campaign of terror? Of course!

    Sara Barron (Humorist, Author of "The Harm in Asking" and "People are Unappealing") is our wonderful Guest Judge this time - and determines our “FT of the Week”.

    Plus: Craigslist provides a stellar example of relationship problem solving!

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    • Most SFX sounds and music (such as the ones in the sketches) are from Freesound. EXCEPT:

      The music in sketch 2 are both by Kevin MacLeod:

       1) (For “Lair”:) "Oppressive Gloom" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
       2) (For “Lovely couple’s home”:) "Porch Swing Days - slower" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
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      June 10, 2014

      114 - Marriage Meathead vs Tool Taken

      What do you do when: you forget to do something important like book a hall for your wedding or if you just want to go out drinking with your friends but know your wife won't approve?

      The responses of our Competitors this week are both logical and measured. 

      Psyche! They're FTs! They will overact in a way that will make your mind explode!

      Adorable Comedian TJ Young is our wonderful Guest Judge this time - and decides the “FT of the Week”.

      Plus: Respectful Craigslist courting.

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      • Most sounds (such as the ones in the sketches) are from Freesound. EXCEPT for Sketch 2 which contains clips from the films: "Goodfellas", "Bad Santa", "Die Hard", "Passenger 57", "Indian Jones and The Last Crusade", "Full Metal Jacket", "Fargo", "Speed", "Little Shop of Horrors", "Gone with The Wind", "Taken", "Lethal Weapon", "Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace", "National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation", "Planes trains and Automobiles", "Cool Hand Luke" and "Terminator 2" were used in this sketch.These were used in satire and parody.
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        May 2, 2014

        113 - Burrito Butchery vs Beating for Beats

        One of the hallmarks of being an FT seems to be that you overreact to small slights.  But what if you feel really hurt because someone, say, didn't invite you to go car shopping - or changed the music at a party... Well, if you're familiar with this show, you'll have a good guess as to what happens next...

        Comedian Jimmy Shubert is our great Guest Judge this time - and crowns our “FT of the Week”.

        Plus: An unusual fetish. Yes, even more unusual than usual.
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          March 31, 2014

          112 - Brain-Violation Avenger vs The Demon Destroyer


          This episode showcases some protectors! A man seeks to avenge his spouse's telepathic assault* - and another is intent on saving his landlord from a demon attack!

          Wonderful Comedian Sam Tripoli returns to serve again as our Guest Judge and does us the kindness of deciding our “FT of the Week”.

          Plus: It's Gospel Comedy Time!
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          • Photo below on The Mirror site (from the Davis County Attorney's office)
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