115 - No Homo Molester vs Real Estate Revenge

What do you do when you live next to people whose lifestyle you disapprove of - or when you want to buy a house but it just doesn't work out? Some would choose to just go on with their life. And those people are adorable.

So... Burn their home down or create a campaign of terror? Of course!

Sara Barron (Humorist, Author of "The Harm in Asking" and "People are Unappealing") is our wonderful Guest Judge this time - and determines our “FT of the Week”.

Plus: Craigslist provides a stellar example of relationship problem solving!

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Dazed and Convicted, A Dark Comedy Podcast
Site: DazedandConvicted.com

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• Monica Hamburg (Twitter @monicahamburg, Vine, Facebook )  

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• Bill Allman

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• Sara Barron http://sarabarron.com
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• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  
• Sad whistle (after mom's disclaimer) = by Splashdust on Freesound.org

Most SFX sounds and music (such as the ones in the sketches) are from Freesound. EXCEPT:

The music in sketch 2 are both by Kevin MacLeod:

 1) (For “Lair”:) "Oppressive Gloom" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
 2) (For “Lovely couple’s home”:) "Porch Swing Days - slower" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

• The full list of sounds used are here.  

Photo below Open House Sign by Paul Brennan little paul

68 - Hide and Go Screwy

Gals! You like 'em, you want to be around 'em... But what if they don't want you?
Sure, the average guy might just pack it in and call it a day - but a truly determined one would unpack and call it home.
This week, two guys who moved in to their love's pad - without her permission or knowledge. Because there's nothing MORE romantic (or manly) than just being there. Always. Under the stairs.
Fortunately, Comedian Cameron Buchholtz is able to assess the pathos and decide the "FT of the Week".
Plus: "Erotic" stuff: a SUPER straight guy! (Remember that!) And a German boy (or something) gets it on (or something).  
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Guest 

• Cameron Buchholtz can be found at CameronBuchholtz.com, on Twitter (@cbuchholtz) and on Facebook.
• His podcast is CB Radio (CBRadioComedy.com. Get it on iTunes. 

Info

• This week's stories: Bunker Guy, Trailer Man
• Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme ("Sneaky Adventure"). His site has tons of great, royalty-free tunes.  

Related episodes

• We talked about 2 guys with unusual techiques to woo on "Episode 40 - My FT Valentine. Deranged, Psycho Valentine
• Last week, John Cullen assessed two EXTREME liars - including a pair who lied about a non-existant missing child to get a ride home after drinking... on Episode 67 - Fantasy FTland 

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