98 - Marrivorce Counselling vs. Gynomance

You might have been told at your job that you're not supposed to date your colleagues - but did you know you also can't use a marriage counseling practice as a way to make your clients get divorced so they can hook up with you? Or that you can't be a gynecologist and rape your patients? Wow! Workplaces have so many rules these days!

Two ethical and professional FTs on display this week - and thankfully comedian Dave Waite is available to sort out the FT of the Week.

Plus: Craigslist kindness!

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• And on Twitter: (@DaveWaiteComedy   
• His podcast is "Waite For It", is on iTunes.

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• This week's stories: Helpful Marriage Counselling and Gynecology "Seduction".

Related episodes

• Episode 97 was flurry of HIV activity - with soothing musical interludes! Check it out: Musical HIV vs. Preventive Euthanasia
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The Mariachi Band is from Soundbyter http://www.soundbyter.com/2011/08/free-mariachi-band-sound-effect/  

Episode 98 ALSO uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.  

Photo (below) = Call Me In Lipstick by K Whiteford

97 - Musical HIV vs Preventive Euthanasia

It's HIV madness this week! Two healers - one is a hobbyist acupuncturist and the other helps his family out by killing them in a "non-violent" way.

It's spring and death is in the air!  

The idiocy is stunning. Fortunately, comedian Joe Zimmerman helps decide the FT of the Week.

Plus: Facebook love letters.

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• He's on Facebook: Facebook.com/ZimmermanComedy 
• And on Twitter: (@joezimmerman   
• His album, "Cardio Mix", with "The Beards of Comedy", is on iTunes and Amazon.

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• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.

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• This week's stories: Music Teacher & Healer and Uxoricide Healer.

Related episodes

• Check out the Mini show where Facebook comes into play once again in a strange way... "D&C Mini - April 15, 2013".
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Calso Art for the logo/album art.

For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg 

In the 2nd sketch - the theme song is: “Airport Lounge” by Kevin MacLeod and is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100806 - and the song used as Ryan's song was “Plaint by Kevin MacLeod and licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0 http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1300009

Episode 97 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.  

Photo (below) = Hypodermic Needle by George Hodan

96 - Alcohol Fueled Foot vs. Tech Solution!

This week's FTs are more than willing to put themselves out there (or in there): One really wishes to publicize his achievement while another decides to put his best foot forward...

We're thrilled comedians Jon Shefsky and Jeff Amaral are here to crown the glorious FT of the Week.

Plus: Confounding confessions!

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• Jeff Amaral is on YouTube (youtube.com/user/JeffAmaralJeffAmaral)

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• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.

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• This week's stories: Status Update and Foot Solution.

Related episodes

• Check out the Mini show where Facebook comes into play once again in a strange way... "D&C Mini - April 15, 2013".
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Calso Art for the logo/album art.

For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg 

In the 2nd sketch - the "Evening News" theme song is: "News Theme" by Kevin MacLeod - and is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.

Episode 96 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.

Photo (below) = Scared Guy by Frits Ahlefeldt

94 - Lookin Like a Fool With Your Wardrobe Malfunction

Johnsons are rambunctious creatures that do not like to be restrained.  Nay, they wish to explore!
And when kept in confined spaces they will leap out without the slightest provocation!

At least that's what these FTs want you to believe.

We're grateful the great Dan McCoy is able to evaluate their excuses, Guest Judge and determine the “FT of the Week”.

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• Dan McCoy's podcast is "The Flophouse" (flophousepodcast.com)
• He's on Twitter: @dankmccoy  
• And on Facebook: ( facebook.com/dan.k.mccoy )
• His webseries with Matt Koff is: 9am Meeting (9ammeeting.com) 
• (Google Plus: +Dan McCoy )

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• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.

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• This week's stories: Hole in the pants, "Fell Out". And a smart teacher.

Related episodes

• Check out last week's show: "Episode 93 - My Pizza Came With a Free Bride vs The Trials of Wife Refurbishing where we find two men: one who moved really quickly and one who was even more concerningly, patient.  
• Full episode & guest list here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html

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For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg   

Episode 94 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.    

89 - The Terror Tales of Man Trails

A man who likes blondes, underwear, nurses - and more!  Versus a man who took liberties with the most helpless of creatures - the Snowman.

They are both strange... but who is more FTed?

Thankfully, Comedian Zak Toscani is able to assess and provide his verdict of the "FT of the Week".

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• Zak Toscani does spicy stuff. 
• Spicy News and Spicy Interviews are at: Youtube.com/user/SpicyNewsNetwork    
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• This week's stories: Hospital Intruder, Snowman Lover. Plus: Criminals Tell All. 

Related episodes

• Last week, on Episode 88 we told the tales of... "Totem Pole Killer vs. Sweet Tranny Dealer" with Guest Judge Chris Wilding.
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Photo below = Puddle by George Hodan.  

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We have some persistent FTs this time around: A guy whose chance meeting with a gal - who doesn't want him - leads him on an 8 month sea odyssey...  And a lady who solves her problems with men in a manner that is unique - and intricate.

Thankfully Jarrod Harris is here to provide enlightenment and judgement!  Who will be the "FT of the Week"? Tune in and find out!

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• This week's stories: Obsessive Turk, Ice Cream Lady - plus: Sexy Lady. 

Related episodes

• Last week, we had a man who liked to watch his co-workers go to the bathroom.  Also: his excuse for why he did it was terrible: Episode 80 - Penney Peeper vs. Poser for Piggybacks.

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64 - Professor Pie and the Drive-Through Delinquent

Corrupt your job - FT-style!
We should have learned (after Episode 48) that the most appropriate place for perverted illegal acts is, of course, your workplace!
Look, work is where you spend most of your time and when you add your fetish to your job, you enjoy it that much more.
And so, this week, we feature a professor who shares his passion with his students and a fast-food worker who gives some patrons what they really want.
Fortunately, Comedian Jessica Sager can lend us her wisdom and decide the "FT of the week".
Plus: Stabbing over a Cosmo Quiz.  (Which sounds about right, actually.)
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• There's a cool interview with her on the "It's a Horrible Life" blog.

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• This week's stories: Drive-through, Professor Pie Fetish   
• Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme ("Jarvic8"). His site has a whole whack of awesome, royalty-free tunes.   
• More workplace perversion on Episode 48 - Look, If You're Going to Get All Irrational About My Junk...  - with Cort Webber and Fatboy Roberts.
• And another pervie teacher on "Episode 34 - What's the answer? Get Naked! What's the question? Who cares!" with Glenn Tickle.   

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Episode 53 - Hell Hath No Fury Like a Man With a Peed-on Computer or a Buddy Who's Had More Sex

Things that might push you over the edge: Getting fired, your partner breaking up with you, a cat urinating on your computer, arguing about how much sex you have.  Wait, what were those last two?
This week's FTs are a baffling bunch - and the extra weirdness in the articles doesn't help things any...
So we are most grateful to Comedian Matt Davis who lends us his wit and brilliance to decide our "FT of the Week".
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• My "bad girl" comment refers to Matt's very amusing post: "Yes, I like bad girls, Facebook. Now stop it."    

Other Joy

• Stories: violence incited by Cat Pee and Sex Talk (should the cat pee link not work here are the exceptional pics.)
• Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme (“Bicycle”).  He has lots of cool royalty-free music, so check it out. 
• Wonder about other FTed things that inspired violent acts...? You'll learn just how dangerous a Facebook unfriending can be on Episode 42 - "When you Friend an FT, You Friend for Life"" with Eli Braden.
• Last week, we featured... well the title sums up the prime FTery on display: "Episode 52 A Loving Pastor and Killer vs. A Cheesemaking Murderer and Politician!" - with Sam Tripoli.
• And Derek Sheen's Kickstarter project is at: http://kck.st/dereksheen.  Actually, less than 5 days to go! Make a pledge!  (Derek's episode with us is #50, btw.)

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Episode 42 - When you Friend an FT, You Friend for Life

How do you right a wrong?! How will you avenge an insult as strong, as brutal, as soul-destroying as... a Facebook Unfriending?
Why, murder or arson, of course!
That is, if you're an FT.
Some baffling idiocy on display here so we are most grateful to have Eli Braden as our Guest Judge to determine our "FT of the Week".
Plus we learn how to enlarge our breasts...
And (after the outro) Eli's song: "White People Problems".

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• There's more Facebook related idiocy on Episode 25 "Facebook, FTs, Faceplant" - where we learn of what happens when you don't like your husband's status or when you try to friend your victim - with the Greg Vance and Ryan Downing from "Stupid Wankers". 

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Episode 41 - Flashy Knifing and Cards for a Criminal

(Note: Another unusual episode.  We usually have a Guest Judge deciding on our weirdos.  So, if you're listening for the first time, try starting with Episode 34, 29 or 35.)
Knife people for not wanting to see your boobs or get your elementary students to make cards for your jailbird boyfriend?  Sure, no one's killed or kidnapped or set fire to anything this time, but our contenders are still complete FTs nonetheless.
Not the standard show today as our intended guest got sick and we must bear the burden of deciding the "FT of the week" ourselves.
Plus:

• An Aussie man improvs a lady-focussed "erotic" fantasy
• (After our outro:) A man pleads for sex.  But not in the conventional way.  
• And draw your own perverted conclusions re: the new StumbleUpon logo. 

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• Want balance? There are men doing stupid stuff in our last episode "My FT Valentine. Deranged, Psycho Valentine" with the guys from Ear Candy (Adam Hiniker and Vance Barber).   

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Episode 34 - What's the answer? Get Naked! What's the question? Who cares!

Did you know that showing your goods to someone else can improve your life?  What would you say if I told you that touching yourself would improve your vocal range?  Or that using sex toys in front of your doctor would help you feel better about your body? Would you say, "That sounds reasonable"?  Sure you would.
Trying to figure out the biggest FT of these is taking way too much out of us.  So we turn our Guest Judge, the great Glen Tickle of "Pretending to be on TV" who helps us determine our "FT of the Week".
And: Monica reads a subtle, realistic script...

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• And if you're wondering where to find the "house-call doctor" we refer to in this episode, that's in #27 "Doctor Fondler and the Facebook Oral Prankster!". 

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Episode 31 - Fake a Rape to Move to a Better Neighborhood or a Mugging to Placate Your Wife!

So... say you don't feel safe where you're living but your spouse is cool with the neighborhood - or you couldn't get your wife tickets to the final Oprah taping and know she'll be disappointed... Experts often suggest something like "communication" to resolve such situations.  But that is not the road an FT wants to take! After all, communication takes time and may not guarantee results. So why not fake a rape or assault? 

Because nothing brings two people closer than drama, dishonesty and FTedness!   Our esteemed Guest Judge is the fantastic comedian Jay Larson who uses his talent to crown our weekly FT winner.  He is joined by The Lurker... (Find out the identity of The Lurker by clicking here.)
And we learn how to talk dirty to a man from a wannabe Barry White. 
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