65 - A Kick in the Face May Be Quite Therapeutic But Trauma is a Gal's Best Friend

As sinners, it's obvious why we wouldn't know the intricacies of evangelical work.
But the pious men we feature this time around sure do! One traumatises his young flock in order for them to prep for future traumatisation.  Another beats his followers to rid them of ailments!
It's what Jesus would have wanted.   
Fortunately, Comedians Jon Shefsky and Johnny Skourtis are our Guest Judges and they combine their power to determine this week's "FT of the week".
Plus: Sorting out your real-life issues in a comments thread!
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Guests 

• Jon Shefsky (Joncomedy.com) is on Twitter (@Shefsky) and Facebook (Facebook.com/Jon.Shefsky). 
• Johnny Skourtis is on Twitter (@JohnnySkourtis) and Facebook (Facebook.com/Johnny.Skourtis). 

Info

• This week's stories: Pastor Trauma, Evangelist Kick-in-Face   
• Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme ("A Friendly Day"). His site has lots of fantastic, royalty-free tunes.  
• Another example of trauma to teach on Episode 55 - Bushy Arsonist vs. Lessons from a Lamebrain 
• Another ever-so-pious man on Episode 52 - A Loving Pastor and Killer vs. A Cheesemaking Murderer and Politician! with Sam Tripoli. 
• Last week, we discussed some perverted workplace tactics with Jessica Sager on "Episode 64 - Professor Pie and the Drive-Through Delinquent"

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Episode 60 - Jailhouse Rock vs. Irresistible Department Store

Loving yourself is essential.  Of course, it might be prudent to conduct your hot self-action, in private.
Or you could whip it out at as you leave jail for court - or at Zeller's.  That's cool too, Bro.
The wonderful Comedian Eric Fell returns to Guest Judge, deciding the "FT of the Week"!
Plus: Upcoming hit films!
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Guest 

• Eric Fell can be found on Facebook ( Facebook.com/ericfell) and on Twitter ( @EricFell ).  He's in the Critical Hit Show: "A Live Dugeons and Dragon Experience".  And here he is reading from "Breaking Dawn" (at "Say Wha?!").

Info

• This week's stories: Jailer, Zeller's Man  
• Thanks to Pete Mosley for the outro music: The Clemence Mosley Consort with their tune :"MacGuffin" - from the album “MacGuffin” (iTunes)  
• Last week, we discussed some crazy spirit action! Episode 59 "The Spirits Request that You Do Porn" - with Paul Hooper. 
• Eric Fell was also on Episode 28 - "Turn Your Feces to Gold or Frame a Bear for Murder.

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• You can use any podcast service to subscribe, btw - feed is here).

GET MORE FT action!
We post more morons and weird content on:

Twitter: @rantmehard
Facebook: Facebook.com/sandmrants

FIND THE HOSTS:

Shane Birley: Shanesworld.ca (@ShaneBee on Twitter ) 

Monica Hamburg: YourDoseofLunacy.com (@MonicaHamburg on Twitter)

OTHER INFO:

Email: info @ rantmehard.com  (or shane@ or monica@ rantmehard.com )
Get our (coming eventually) newsletter https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg containing additional weirdness.
Voicemail line: via Skype: rantmehard Rant us! Good and hard!   
 Our (fairly unused) Google+ Page: gplus.to/sandmrants 
 You can place your VOTE!
For your choice for "FT of the Week". (See poll below)  
(You are also welcome to comment about them on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.) 

Episode 57 - Best Kool-Aid vs. Best Mexican!

Being the best at something is vitally important to a FT - no matter what that something is! And, you better not challenge them - or things could get right dicey - and deadly.
This time we look at two guys who duelled about being the best Kool-Aid-maker, and a dude who needed to be the best Mexican!
Comedian Sean Emeny is our guest judge this time, and we are grateful he's willing to provide his input - and his verdict on the "FT of the Week".
Plus: a smorgasbord of weirdness...
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Guest 

• Sean Emeny on Facebook (Facebook.com/sean.emeny ) and on Twitter (@SeanEmeny)
• Interview with Sean on "The Dependant" ( http://thedependent.ca/entertainment/the-chris-james-show/episode-38-live-with-sean-emeny/ ) 

Info

• This week's stories:Kool-Aid Shooters, Best Mexican Wanna-Be
• Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme ("Royal Banana").  Check out his site for a slew of wonderful, royalty-free music. 
• Another odd reason to fight is on: "Episode 53: Hell Hath No Fury Like a Man With a Peed-on Computer or a Buddy Who's Had More Sex with Matt Davis. 
• Last week, we discussed two parental FTs: "Episode 56 - An Eye for an Eyelash!" with Ben and Howard of "I Am Idiot"  

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  Please help us promote by sharing the show using the 1-click Facebook, Twitter and Email icons on the Stitcher app.
• You can use any podcast service to subscribe, btw - feed is here).

GET MORE FT action!
We post more morons and weird content on:

Twitter: @rantmehard
Facebook: Facebook.com/sandmrants

FIND THE HOSTS:

Shane Birley: Shanesworld.ca (@ShaneBee on Twitter ) 

Monica Hamburg: YourDoseofLunacy.com (@MonicaHamburg on Twitter)

OTHER INFO:

Email: info @ rantmehard.com  (or shane@ or monica@ rantmehard.com )
Get our (coming eventually) newsletter https://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg containing additional weirdness.
Voicemail line: via Skype: rantmehard Rant us! Good and hard!   
 Our (fairly unused) Google+ Page: gplus.to/sandmrants 
 You can place your VOTE!
For your choice for "FT of the Week". (See poll below)  
(You are also welcome to comment about them on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)