96 - Alcohol Fueled Foot vs. Tech Solution!

This week's FTs are more than willing to put themselves out there (or in there): One really wishes to publicize his achievement while another decides to put his best foot forward...

We're thrilled comedians Jon Shefsky and Jeff Amaral are here to crown the glorious FT of the Week.

Plus: Confounding confessions!

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• Monica Hamburg

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• Bill Allman

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• Jon Shefsky (Joncomedy.com) is on Twitter (@Shefsky) and Facebook (Facebook.com/Jon.Shefsky).
• Jeff Amaral is on YouTube (youtube.com/user/JeffAmaralJeffAmaral)

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.

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• This week's stories: Status Update and Foot Solution.

Related episodes

• Check out the Mini show where Facebook comes into play once again in a strange way... "D&C Mini - April 15, 2013".
• All episodes & guests - list here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html

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Episode 96 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.

Photo (below) = Scared Guy by Frits Ahlefeldt

65 - A Kick in the Face May Be Quite Therapeutic But Trauma is a Gal's Best Friend

As sinners, it's obvious why we wouldn't know the intricacies of evangelical work.
But the pious men we feature this time around sure do! One traumatises his young flock in order for them to prep for future traumatisation.  Another beats his followers to rid them of ailments!
It's what Jesus would have wanted.   
Fortunately, Comedians Jon Shefsky and Johnny Skourtis are our Guest Judges and they combine their power to determine this week's "FT of the week".
Plus: Sorting out your real-life issues in a comments thread!
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• Jon Shefsky (Joncomedy.com) is on Twitter (@Shefsky) and Facebook (Facebook.com/Jon.Shefsky). 
• Johnny Skourtis is on Twitter (@JohnnySkourtis) and Facebook (Facebook.com/Johnny.Skourtis). 

Info

• This week's stories: Pastor Trauma, Evangelist Kick-in-Face   
• Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme ("A Friendly Day"). His site has lots of fantastic, royalty-free tunes.  
• Another example of trauma to teach on Episode 55 - Bushy Arsonist vs. Lessons from a Lamebrain 
• Another ever-so-pious man on Episode 52 - A Loving Pastor and Killer vs. A Cheesemaking Murderer and Politician! with Sam Tripoli. 
• Last week, we discussed some perverted workplace tactics with Jessica Sager on "Episode 64 - Professor Pie and the Drive-Through Delinquent"

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