Monica Hamburg Presents (Now: "Pornomedy" Podcast): the sandamp;m rants

About

This is an explicit comedy podcast that comes in several flavors.

Presently, it's "Pornomedy"
where Monica Hamburg explores an assortment of odd user-named porn-titles, confounding tags, weird comments - and more!

Previously it's been:

- "Confined" she and a guest discussed strange and hilarious things she found on the net on "Confined"! Like especially bad porn tags & titles (#Pornomedy), peculiar products, strange spells, terrible t-shirts and more.

- Bizarre Craigslist ads on "Craigslost".

And there've been other itinerations. She's nothing if not consistent.

Monica's podcasts have been mentioned on The Huffington Post, Splitsider, won "Most Vulgar Canadian Podcast" and were selected for "New & Noteworthy" on iTunes a few times.

( "Episode List" here))

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September 21, 2012

71 - Parks and Recreation XXX

Hey, some people get off in the privacy of their own home. Amateurs! This week's FTs are public self-pleasuring experts. And they know how dull it is to wank it when you don't have a target... you need to find someone to aim your spunk at: be it a suntanner or that gal you're training at the gym.

Who said FTs were subtle creatures?

We're so fortunate to have Bobbie Oliver as our Guest Judge to figure out who truly merits the title of "FT of the Week".

Plus: Did you know that cats can make you decent coin? Especially dead, imaginary ones!

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Guest

Bobbie Oliver is at (http://bobbieoliver.net )
Find ther on Twitter: (@thebobbieoliver)
On Facebook: Facebook.com/TheBobbieOliver
Her podcast is: Psychedelicatessen

Info

This week's stories: Park Wanker and Gym Rat.
Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme ("Kool Kats"). His site has tons of great, royalty-free tunes.

Related episodes

Pervs abound! We have a number of sleazy pervs on the following episodes tagged, logically, "perverts". Including one (#37) where Monica talks to her Mom about some prize deviants...
And, last week, VENGEANCE was our theme: with a gal who called in an airline bomb threat to get revenge on her boyfriend - and another extreme overreactor... Episode 70: "Cape FT" - with the guys from "Sweet Feathery Jesus".
P.S. Just put up a list of the Guest Judges we're had so far & their episode links here!

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And to email me, send to: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com

YOUR VOTE:

You can place your VOTE! For your choice for "FT of the Week". http://poll.fm/3yr5i

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THANKS TO:

Shiftypop for the new theme song and outro music:
Anthony Vincent for the new interstitial (rant, rant, rants):
Calso Art for the new logo/album art.

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August 17, 2012

66 - Naked out of Consideration vs Cross-Dressing to Molest

Figuring out how to truly enact your fetish isn't easy. It requires plausible excuses, excellent planning and a whole lot of whacked-outness.
Well, these FTs got one out of the three right...
We have a man who hung out in a neighbor's house naked - and a dude who dresses like an old lady to do some groping.
Sometimes pervyness and desperation are all the things you've got
and just when you think you're all by yourself, you're not.
We're grateful to have Comedian Graham Kay to decide on this week's "FT of the week"!
Plus: Zombie ranty casting notices...
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Guest

Graham Kay is at ComedyByTheGraham.com, on Twitter (@GrahamKayComedy) and Facebook (Facebook.com/graham.kay.338)
Graham's podcast is: The SportyBoyz

Info

This week's stories: Naked "non-robber", Cross-dressing pedophile.
Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme ("Batty McFaddin"). His site has lots of fantastic, royalty-free tunes.

Related episodes

We have a whole bunch of episodes highlighting perverts! Try #37 with Monica's Mom as the Guest Judge: "Door-to-door Sexman vs. Maternity Wear Pickup Artist"
More perverts on Episodes: 64, 59, 48, 37, 34 & 28. All those can be found under the appropriate tag of "perverts".
I reference Episode 60 which has more of the Zombie guys casting postings.
Last week, we had Jon Shefsky and Johnny Skourtis on who weighed in on some crazy pastors on "Episode 65 - A Kick in the Face May Be Quite Therapeutic But Trauma is a Gal's Best Friend".

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June 15, 2012

Episode 57 - Best Kool-Aid vs. Best Mexican!

Being the best at something is vitally important to a FT - no matter what that something is! And, you better not challenge them - or things could get right dicey - and deadly.
This time we look at two guys who duelled about being the best Kool-Aid-maker, and a dude who needed to be the best Mexican!
Comedian Sean Emeny is our guest judge this time, and we are grateful he's willing to provide his input - and his verdict on the "FT of the Week".
Plus: a smorgasbord of weirdness...
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Sean Emeny on Facebook (Facebook.com/sean.emeny ) and on Twitter (@SeanEmeny)
Interview with Sean on "The Dependant" ( http://thedependent.ca/entertainment/the-chris-james-show/episode-38-live-with-sean-emeny/ )

Info

This week's stories:Kool-Aid Shooters, Best Mexican Wanna-Be
Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme ("Royal Banana"). Check out his site for a slew of wonderful, royalty-free music.
Another odd reason to fight is on: "Episode 53: Hell Hath No Fury Like a Man With a Peed-on Computer or a Buddy Who's Had More Sex with Matt Davis.
Last week, we discussed two parental FTs: "Episode 56 - An Eye for an Eyelash!" with Ben and Howard of "I Am Idiot"

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June 8, 2012

Episode 56 - An Eye for an Eyelash!

When you're a parent, you vow to protect your child from harm. So, logically, you need to: strangle a teen or turn your child's assistant principal into a porn star!

Don't worry if your actions are slightly (or insanely) disproportionate to the original slight: that's the way of the FT!

Fortunately, very funny Ben and Howard of "I Am Idiot" come on to give us their "FT of the Week" Verdict.
Plus: Learn where to buy the fluids of a broke trashpicker! (Don't say we don't want to help!)
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Guest

Ben and Howard can be found on the "I Am Idiot" podcast ( IAmIdiotCentral.com/ )
They also have a Facebook Group ( Facebook.com/groups/238655809511074/ ) and are on Twitter ( @iamidiotcentral )

Info

This week's stories: Mom the Strangler, Dad the Pornographer)
Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme ("Aces High"). Check out his site for a slew of wonderful, royalty-free music.
Another tale of parental revenge - EXTREME-style: on "Episode 42 - When You Friend an FT, You Friend for Life" with Eli Braden.
Last week, we didn't have a guest but we did discuss two FTs who did zero planning.... "Episode 55 - Bushy Arsonist vs. Lessons from a Lamebrain".

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May 18, 2012

Episode 53 - Hell Hath No Fury Like a Man With a Peed-on Computer or a Buddy Who's Had More Sex

Things that might push you over the edge: Getting fired, your partner breaking up with you, a cat urinating on your computer, arguing about how much sex you have. Wait, what were those last two?
This week's FTs are a baffling bunch - and the extra weirdness in the articles doesn't help things any...
So we are most grateful to Comedian Matt Davis who lends us his wit and brilliance to decide our "FT of the Week".
Plus: Spasmodic film descriptions.
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Guest

Find Matt Davis at DavisComedy.com, on Facebook (Facebook.com/ComedianMattDavis) and on Twitter (@mattdavis)
My "bad girl" comment refers to Matt's very amusing post: "Yes, I like bad girls, Facebook. Now stop it."

Other Joy

Stories: violence incited by Cat Pee and Sex Talk (should the cat pee link not work here are the exceptional pics.)
Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme (“Bicycle”). He has lots of cool royalty-free music, so check it out.
Wonder about other FTed things that inspired violent acts...? You'll learn just how dangerous a Facebook unfriending can be on Episode 42 - "When you Friend an FT, You Friend for Life"" with Eli Braden.
Last week, we featured... well the title sums up the prime FTery on display: "Episode 52 A Loving Pastor and Killer vs. A Cheesemaking Murderer and Politician!" - with Sam Tripoli.
And Derek Sheen's Kickstarter project is at: http://kck.st/dereksheen. Actually, less than 5 days to go! Make a pledge! (Derek's episode with us is #50, btw.)

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May 11, 2012

Episode 52 - A Loving Pastor and Killer vs. A Cheesemaking Murderer and Politician!

Making it on one job is next to impossible. That's why it's difficult to blame these guys for doing double (and triple-duty) - although they might have chosen their second job better. This week, we have a man who spread the word of God, the ladies legs, and killed one of his parishioners. But is he more or less of a FT than a former murder, now a politician and cheesemaker, who posts an ad trying to have some people eaten?
It's a mind-boggling choice - and that's why we're thrilled to have Sam Tripoli (of The Naughty Show) to help us crown the "FT of the Week".
Plus: Spam waxes poetic.
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Guest

Find Sam Tripoli at Samtripoli.com on Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/samtripoli) and on Twitter (@SamTripoli)
"The Naughty Show" (Deathsquad.tv/?cat=22) is also Twitter (@NaughtyShow) and Facebook
"Punch Drunk" can be found at: Toadhopnetwork.com/f/Punch

Other Joy

Stories: Pastor Love and Kill and Cheesy Murdering Politician
Outro Music: The Clemence Mosley Consort ("Crooked House") From the album “MacGuffin” (iTunes) - Thank you!
Another violent FT named Love was featured on: Episode 36 - "Those 10 Minutes of Freedom Were Pleasant But I'm Ready to Go Back" with Matt Koff.
Last week, we had two guys who required more training on the basics of criminal escapades... Episode 51 - "Call The Cops on Yourself or Arrange a Trade with Your Victims" - with Chris Gore.

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May 4, 2012

Episode 51 - Call the Cops on Yourself or Arrange a Trade with Your Victims

Two more rules (for our Continuing Ed course on "Crime 101"): Don't call the cops on yourself, and assume that your victims won't be enthused about making a trade with you...
If this information surprises you - you may just be a FT!
Our Guest Judge this week is Comedian Chris Gore (of PodCRASH and many other things) and we could not be more relieved to have him sort out the FTedness for our "FT of the Week"!
Plus: a "straight", quick erotic story.
And, after the outro, we have a fun ringtone for you...
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Guest

Find Chris Gore at ChrisGore.com, on Facebook (personal: Facebook.com/ThatChrisGore, page: http://www.facebook.com/ILikeChrisGore), and on Twitter (@ThatChrisGore)
Chris' podcast is PodCRASH!
His new stop-motion animated comedy series (about dolls who work at a dungeon) is FetishVIL (FetishVil.com/) (Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/FetishVIL, Twitter: (@FetishVIL)

Other Joy

Stories: Fire call and Trade
Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme (“Harlequin”).
The ringtone music (after outro) uses this sound from Freesound.org: "Dance Synth" by usinggarageband (Freesound.org/people/usinggarageband) (Find the tone on our "Ringtone" page)
Wondering what our intro - and the ringtone music is all about? You'll find out on last week's (special and longer) episode: "Episode 50 - Such Photographic FTs" with Derek Sheen.
We featured a story about a man trying to get his gun back from his victims on Episode 44 - Buy Back Your Gun From Your Victims or Withdraw Money from the Bank You Just Tried to Rob?

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April 6, 2012

Episode 47 - Dress for Success!

How best to appear as though you've not committed a crime?
Should you run shirtless through the woods and then say you were doing it for a wedding - or simply show up at your victim’s house wearing the very items you stole?
Absolutely! If you're a FT...
These contenders are so stunningly clueless – and we’re lucky to have actor and writer Brendan Bradley to decide our "FT of the Week”.
Plus: Math questions created by the brothers Grimm?

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Guest

Find Brendan Bradley: Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/brendanabradley), Twitter (@BrendanABradley), and at BrendanABradley.com. Watch Brendan in Felicia Day/The Guild’s new video: "I'm the One That's Cool". And check out his “Squadcast” podcast and webseries at SquattersTheSeries.com.

Other Joy

Stories: Woods, Clothing
Trauma Math
Thanks for the Outro Music, "Mosquito", Mark Terry II and Jace Jope of RATNIKH (On YouTube )
We mention the questions we created for the online exam of cat beater - that was in Episode 40 - "FT Valentine. Deranged, Psycho Valentine" with the guys from Ear Candy (Adam Hiniker and Vance Barber).
Learn about how to make your finances and romantic life better - by robbing the gal who fancies you! On Episode 46 - "Can't Help Robbing That Girl of Mine" with Douglas Gale.

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March 30, 2012

Episode 46 - Can't Help Robbing That Girl of Mine

Forget all you've learnt about financial acquisition! Eschew investing in property!
The key to wealth (or at least a few thousand bucks) is to pursue a woman and then, eventually, take her stuff.
Sure, it takes some effort but a FT has no shortage of energy. Just logic.
Comedian Douglas Gale joins to provide his verdict on the "FT of the Week".
Plus: we learn about moons, growing...and... brides.

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Guests

Find Douglas Gale: Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/hyphen.dot), Twitter (@DouglasWFail) (& Etsy (ShowerArt.net)

Stories: Rob her house, Take her car
Moons, Growing, Brides
Outro Music: The Clemence Mosley Consort, From the album “MacGuffin” (iTunes)
And the Delicious Mediocrity show with Monica is Episode 84.
Want to learn some fascinating alibis? Check out Episode 45 - "The Best Defense is a Good... Lie About Yogurt or Ghosts" with Chris Laker.

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March 16, 2012

Episode 44 - Buy Back Your Gun From Your Victims or Withdraw Money from the Bank You Just Tried to Rob?

Robbery can be challenging. Firstly, there's all the planning that goes into it. And then, when things go wrong you have to have a back-up plan. Or else you must be able to think on the spot...
And, of course, when you're an FT thinking might not be your strongest skill... And you might decide to try to buy back your weapon from your intended victims or withdraw money from the bank you tried to rob just moments ago.
Fortunately, comedian Dave Ross is able to give us some insight on these special guys and award the "FT of the Week".
Plus, we have a bouncy little ditty about being murdered!

Dave Ross info: He's @davetotheross on Twitter and he's also on Facebook. (http://www.facebook.com/davetotheross)
Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme ( “VegasGlitz”).
Want to know when's the best time to hit on a gal: before or after you rob her? Find out in Episode 43 - "You Stole My Heart, I Stole Your Phone" with Joe Klocek.

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March 2, 2012

Episode 43 - You Stole My Heart, I Stole Your Phone

When's a good time to hit on a gal: before or after you rob her?
Think neither sounds promising? Then you are not following the FT's Way! When you're an FT anything goes!
We're grateful to have comedian Joe Klocek as our Guest Judge to determine our most recent "FT of the Week".
Plus, we have a testimonial about some hot, fictional sex.
And, after the outro, a song ("Panty Survey") from The Weekend Pilots!

Joe Klocek info: He's on @standupjoe on Twitter as well as on Facebook. (http://www.facebook.com/standupjoe).
The Weekend Pilots - Twitter and Facebook. Download their self-titled album for free from their site.
Want to learn some more great romance techniques? Check out Episode 40 - "FT Valentine. Deranged, Psycho Valentine" with the guys from Ear Candy (Adam Hiniker and Vance Barber).

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Episode 42 - When you Friend an FT, You Friend for Life

How do you right a wrong?! How will you avenge an insult as strong, as brutal, as soul-destroying as... a Facebook Unfriending?
Why, murder or arson, of course!
That is, if you're an FT.
Some baffling idiocy on display here so we are most grateful to have Eli Braden as our Guest Judge to determine our "FT of the Week".
Plus we learn how to enlarge our breasts...
And (after the outro) Eli's song: "White People Problems".

Eli Braden info: He's on @elibraden on Twitter and on Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/elibraden) and his album: "The New King of Comedy-Based Music" is available on iTunes
There's more Facebook related idiocy on Episode 25 "Facebook, FTs, Faceplant" - where we learn of what happens when you don't like your husband's status or when you try to friend your victim - with the Greg Vance and Ryan Downing from "Stupid Wankers".

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February 3, 2012

Episode 38 - Plan WTF from Outside Sanity

(A quick disclaimer here: I had to do a pretty quick edit on this episode due to time-constaints - so if it's your first time listening to the podcast, try starting with, say, Episode 34, 29 or 35.)
Stab yourself repeatedly over a customer service incident? Or concoct a murder-for-money scheme that involved electrocuting a cat? If you can't envision yourself doing either, then you're bound to be as completely baffled by our competitors and their plans as we are...
And, so, to determine our "FT of the Week", we are grateful to have Bruce M Campbell who returns to lend his brilliance and wit to the show as our Guest Judge.

Plus: we have an erotic story that is neither erotic nor a story. What it is, however, is completely WTF?!
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Follow Bruce Campbell on Twitter and Facebook.
Some other bad plans you might enjoy: A woman who faked her rape to move to a better neighborhood (Episode 31 with Jay Larson and "The Lurker") and a man who had some unique ideas (like framing a bear) for how to murder his girlfriend (Episode 28 with Eric Fell).

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January 20, 2012

Episode 36 - Those 10 Minutes of Freedom Were Pleasant But I'm Ready to Go Back

So, you've been to jail. That's pretty FTed in itself, but maybe you learned from the experience. You're going to clean up your act, stay out of the slammer for the rest of your life. Or you could commit a crime. As soon as you get released. Right in the jail parking lot. That's cool too...
Vying for the title of "FT of the Week" we have a man who urinated and stole a car as he left the prison - and another guy who beat up his girlfriend, who had come to pick him up.
We so desperately need help.... And we're grateful to have the wisdom of our awesome Guest Judge, Matt Koff who assists in sorting out the FTness.
And we have another instance of condiment fury... _____________________________________

Matt Koff is also on Twitter (@matt_koff)
Haven't heard last week's episode (#35)? It has a special woman incensed over her a condiment slight...
I refer to two of my favorite podcasts in this episode, Distorted View and The New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon (@nyccrimereport)

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January 13, 2012

Episode 35 - Tase for Condiments or Shoot-it-up over a Burrito Price Increase?

You don't get enough condiments with your burger order. Or they raised the prices on your favorite fast-food meal. Sure, you could just discuss your issue or accept the increase - but what would be the fun in that? Why not add some prison time to your frustration by going all "Falling Down" on them?
We're stumped by the FTedness of these foodies. Thankfully, Tom Reynolds and Tim Daniels of "The Complete Guide to Everything are here to give us their sage judgement and determine our "FT of the Week".
And we meet a very considerate family member.

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More fast food irrationality can be found on Episode 26 "No Meat Equals Murder" where we talk about a man who's lack of meat... made him crazy!

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