109 - The Cheerful Killer vs The Principal Who Cracked

It's stressful these days to work in education. So how to release tension? Go on a killing spree! Eliminate your ex-partners and everyone they know or drug dealers who weren't drug dealers. Gold stars for intent!

Our deaducators are: a special education teacher (who was also a cheerleader) and a former principal turned crack addict.

Sweet and funny comedian Keith Alberstadt joins to weigh in on who deserves the title of “FT of the Week”.

Plus: A brilliant highdea

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• Monica Hamburg (Twitter @monicahamburg, Vine, Facebook )  

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• Keith Alberstadt site is: keithcomedy.com 
• You can find him on Twitter: @KeithAlberstadt 
• On Facebook: Facebook.com/pages/Keith-Alberstadt/52956997530
• Youtube: Youtube.com/user/keithalby  
• And his Album, “It’s Pronounced Jenkins”, is available on iTunes, Amazon and Pandora  

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.  

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• This week's stories:  Tears for Cheers and Crackie The Principal  

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• Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Sample the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  

Most other sounds (such as the ones in the sketches) are from Freesound, for the full list see here. 

Photo below = Male Teacher Cartoon by K Whiteford

108 –The Virtuous Violator vs The Benevolent Defiler

How quick we are to jump to conclusions about a rapist’s personality and intent. This week, we learn that some assaulters are deeply ethical men, and others just want to help!

The wonderful Comedian Paula Bel is here to assess these high-principled gentlemen and decide who deserves to be our “FT of the Week”.

Plus: A ritual that needs you. Naked.

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• Monica Hamburg (Twitter @monicahamburg, Vine, Facebook )  

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• Bill Allman

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• Paula Bel's site is: http://paulabelcomic.com/ 
• Her Album "America's Sweetheart" is on iTunes
• An you can find her on Facebook Facebook.com/PaulaBelComic
• And on Twitter: @RealPaulaBel

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.  

Info

• This week's stories:Revenge Rape and Sex to Save!  

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• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Please help us by sharing the show! (From this site, from Soundcloud etc.)
• Other ways to promote the show here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO: 

• Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Sample the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg   

Most other sounds (such as the ones in the sketches) are from Freesound, for the full list see here. 

Photo below = Angel Letter Paper by Sabine Sauermaul

107 - Bobcat Snuggling vs Post-Headwound Happy Meal

Weekends are so much fun! You can take your kids to the zoo to play with a wild animal – or for a fun fast-food meal after an exhausting game of hit-and-stare!

Two supremely clueless mothers duke it out this time for the "FT of the Week" title. And wonderful Comedian Jessica Sager returns to make the call!

Plus: A logical trade.
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• Bill Allman

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• Follow Jessica Sager:
• On Facebook http://Facebook.com/Ohheyjesssager
• And on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ohheyjesssager

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.  

Info

• This week's stories:Bobcat Snugglers and SUV Ride pre-happy meal 
  
  
• Patrick Maliha (who was on Episode 106) will be at The Comedy Mix (in Vancouver) on Sept 26-28
• And I mentioned last week Matt Davis (who was on Episode 103) is coming to Vancouver (at Lafflines) on Sept 27/28

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YOU ARE WELCOME TO:

• Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Please help us by sharing the show! (From this site, from Soundcloud etc.)
• Other ways to promote the show here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO: 

• Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Sample the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg   

All other sounds are from Freesound, for the full list see here. 

Photo below = Lynx or Bobcat by Karen Arnold

106 - The Imperceptible Molester vs Pervie The Puppetmaster

How can you determine if someone is a molester? Can you figure it out by how they look? Or the way they act? Or by Child Services coming to tell you? Sometimes just don't have enough information to make the call!

And that's only our first story - the second involves a crazed puppeteer!

There's no missing this episode - unless you want to keep your sanity intact. But chances are, you have none of that left after reading this description! So why resist!

Listen to Comedian Patrick Maliha determine this week's "FT of the Week"!

Plus: A normal, safe, sane guy
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• Bill Allman

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• Find Patrick Maliha 
• Podcast: "Funny Enough" (funnyenough.ca/) 
• Purchase his DVD http://patrick-maliha.thestandupcomedians.com/
• On Twitter (@PattyFatty)
• On Facebook https://www.facebook.com/patrickmaliha 
• The Gentlemen Hecklers (GentlemenHecklers.com/) (Facebook Page / @GentHecklers)
• Patrick Maliha will be at Comedy Mix in Vancouver September 26-28

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.  

Info

• This week's stories: Caring, Attentive Mom, Crazed Puppeteer 
• I mentioned Matt Davis (who was on Episode 103) is coming to Vancouver (at Lafflines) on Sept 27/28.

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• All episodes & guests - list here: Dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html 
• We're also on Soundcloud (Full episodes) (Just the Mini-casts)  

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YOU ARE WELCOME TO:

• Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Please help us by sharing the show! (From this site, from Soundcloud etc.)
• Other ways to promote the show here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO:

• Sloan Garrett for the great Bill Allman ad (after the outro).
• Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Sample the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg    

HOWEVER most other sounds are from Freesound, for the full list see here. 

Photo below = The Lost Toy by George Hodan

105 - The Devil Went Down to New Hampshire vs Shoot to... Something

This week, a man who decided his technical issues were the devil's work and another who needed to prove he could shoot straight.

Who will be the "FT of the Week"? Fierce competition here since one killed an elderly woman and the other guy murdered his friends!

Thankfully, Comedian Jake Weisman is our Guest Judge and provides his expert verdict!

Plus: Of sneezing and goats.
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Host 

• Monica Hamburg (Twitter @monicahamburg, Vine, Facebook )  

Co-Host 

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge 

• Find Jake Weisman: 
• and on Twitter (@WeismanJake)
• On Facebook https://www.facebook.com/jake.weisman.1?fref=ts 
• His sketch group is “Women”: Womencomedy.com 
• He’s on Dave Ross’ “Holy Fuck” album (along with other awesome comics.) http://holyfuckcomedyalbum.com/ 
• Blog: http://jakeweismanyay.tumblr.com/

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles. (Not this time around - but generally.)

Info

• This week's stories: It's The Devil!, I Shoot Great 

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• All episodes & guests - list here: Dazedandconvicted.com/p/full-guest-list_4.html 
• We're also on Soundcloud (Full episodes) (Just the Mini-casts) 
• Monica on The New York City Crime Report!

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• Newsletter: http://tinyletter.com/monicahamburg
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YOU ARE WELCOME TO:

• Email me: monica @ dazedandconvicted.com
• Tell me your choice for "FT of the Week" - comment on Twitter, Facebook, via email etc.)
• Please help us by sharing the show! (From this site, from Soundcloud etc.)
• Other ways to promote the show here: http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/help-promote.html

THANKS TO:

• Sloan Garrett for the great Bill Allman ad (after the outro).
• Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Sample the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg    

HOWEVER most other sounds are from Freesound, for the full list see here. 

Photo below = Satanic Symbol by Alex Borland