107 - Bobcat Snuggling vs Post-Headwound Happy Meal

Weekends are so much fun! You can take your kids to the zoo to play with a wild animal – or for a fun fast-food meal after an exhausting game of hit-and-stare!

Two supremely clueless mothers duke it out this time for the "FT of the Week" title. And wonderful Comedian Jessica Sager returns to make the call!

Plus: A logical trade.
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Host 

• Monica Hamburg (Twitter @monicahamburg, Vine, Facebook )  

Co-Host 

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge 

• Follow Jessica Sager:
• On Facebook http://Facebook.com/Ohheyjesssager
• And on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ohheyjesssager

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.  

Info

• This week's stories:Bobcat Snugglers and SUV Ride pre-happy meal 
  
  
• Patrick Maliha (who was on Episode 106) will be at The Comedy Mix (in Vancouver) on Sept 26-28
• And I mentioned last week Matt Davis (who was on Episode 103) is coming to Vancouver (at Lafflines) on Sept 27/28

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Photo below = Lynx or Bobcat by Karen Arnold

Episode 62 - Ooops There Goes Another Baby Go Splat

Look, nobody said you'd love your kids once you had them.
Wait - everybody says that...
Well, this week the competitors are two gals who realized they weren't up for the task of child-rearing - only once they were considerably entangled. So they found some interesting ways of dealing with their problem.
Thankfully, Comedian Julian Kross is here to contemplate these FTs and weigh in on who merits the title of "FT of the week".
Plus: We learn about the hottest place to be!
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Guest 

• Julian Kross is at (Juliankross.com) and can be found on Facebook (Facebook.com/JulianKrossComedy) and on Twitter (@JulianKross).   
• He has a book: "What You Didn't Expect When You Got Knocked Up" available on Amazon. Buy it to avoid being a FT we profile on the show. 

Info

• This week's stories: Attentive Mother, Highway Watcher  
• Thanks to Pete Mosley for the outro music: The Clemence Mosley Consort with their tune :"Crooked House" - from the album “MacGuffin” (iTunes)  
• The dying sound-effect my cruel song is "dying" - Recorded by Mike Koenig via Soundbible 
• Last week, one guy blames his gropping gals on... caffeine. Episode 61 - My Coffee Made Me Gropey and Other Tales of Woe - with Tom Simmons.  

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