D&C Mini #11 - Actus Sardonicus

It's an assorted box of insanity from Craigslist this time around. An artistic casting, babysitting naked, a stairway to hell. Your suffering will be varied! Enjoy.

("D&C Mini" is a bi-weekly extension of the podcast. A new "Dazed and Convicted" should be up soon. However, the full show will appear only on occasion and this mini-show will soon become the main show. Confusing yet? I thought so. I'll explain soon.)

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Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg
• Voice-Over Demo Reels 
• Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

Find All Episodes

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Also on Soundcloud:

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Minis

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
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MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0.


Voice-Over Examples -  Credits

Voice work from:

1) Music Documentary - "5 Seconds of Summer: Up Close and Personal" - by Entertain Me US

2)  123 Memory - available (free) on iTunes

3) Corporate Video for a School

D&C Mini #10 - Home for the Whoreidays

How is one supposed to manage housing in this difficult economy? According to a spate of Craigslist ads, by trading sex for a room! Get a bed and get bedded. Win, win.

("D&C Mini" is an extension of the podcast. A new "Dazed and Convicted" episode will arrive in early November. Admittedly, the full show has become - and likely will be - sporadic and this mini-show will be more frequent.)

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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg
• Voice-Over Demo Reels: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/voice-over-demos*  
• Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

Find All Episodes

DazedandConvicted.com

Also on Soundcloud:

Full Episodes: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76
(& Minis: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/d-c-minis )

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

Subscribe - options

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MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100692.

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100772
and,  by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100772


Voice-Over Examples -  Credits

Voice work from:

1) "Dream Disney World Orlando Vacation Homes - Sweet Home Vacation"

2) Music Documentary - "Niall Horan: Inside Out" - by Entertain Me US

D&C Mini #9 - Calamity Jade and The Slight Distraction

In this mini episode, I read you Craigslist posts containing: a no strings attached offer, a very narrow audition requirement and a plan to create a gentle distraction…

("D&C Mini" is an extension of the podcast. The full "Dazed and Convicted" episodes return in late October/early November)

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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg
• Voice-Over Demo Reels: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/voice-over-demos*  
• Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

Find All Episodes

DazedandConvicted.com

Also on Soundcloud:

Full Episodes: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76
(& Minis: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/d-c-minis )

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

Subscribe - options

http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html

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MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100692.

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100772
and,  by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100772


Voice-Over Examples -  Credits:

Part 1

Clips from:
1) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #100
- Music: “Decline” by Kevin MacLeod and is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1300016
2) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #114
- Music: “Decline” by Kevin MacLeod and is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1300016
3) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #98
- Music: "Ripples" by Kevin MacLeod and is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100691
4) Dazed and Convicted - Episode 102
- Sound Effects: Penny = “Spinning Penny.wav” by pwausc1 http://freesound.org/people/pwausc1/sounds/118266/
5) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #100
- Music: “Decline” by Kevin MacLeod and is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN130001


Part 2

Music:

1) “Destinations by David Carroll“ by DiscoverySounds
 @DiscoverySounds
 2) “cinematic intros » careful approach 0O_36x” by Setuniman on FreeSound.org
 3) “18 Deep Blue (2005)” - By Antony Raijekov On CC-Europe
 4) “cinematic moments - bizarre » trippy atmosphere 0P_10mi3” by Setuniman on Freesound.org

D&C MINI #8 - The Skitzo and The Bully

D&C Mini is an occasional extension of the podcast. (The full "Dazed and Convicted" episodes return in October.) In this mini, I read you a Craigslist post about some very plausible scenarios  - and interpret a Christian comic strip!
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---Information and Links ---

Site: DazedandConvicted.com

Host 

• Monica Hamburg
• Demo Reels: (The version played on the show is here.) Others are at: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/voice-over-demos*  
• Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com
• @MonicaHamburg 

Find All Episodes

DazedandConvicted.com

Also on Soundcloud:

Full Episodes: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76
(& Minis: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/d-c-minis )

Twitter: @DazedConvicted, 
Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted 

Subscribe - options

http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html

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MUSIC & SFX:

Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100692.

Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100772

*Demo reel credits:
Clips from:
1) Inverse Delirium #70 “Snob Appeal “ Inversedelirium.com
2) Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects (Video Game)
3) CSI: Miami (Video game) “Crack or Jack”
4) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #111
5)  Dazed and Convicted – Episode #94
6) Dazed and Convicted - Episode #115
Music: "Oppressive Gloom" by Kevin MacLeod ( incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
7) Dazed and Convicted – Episode #107

115 - No Homo Molester vs Real Estate Revenge

What do you do when you live next to people whose lifestyle you disapprove of - or when you want to buy a house but it just doesn't work out? Some would choose to just go on with their life. And those people are adorable.

So... Burn their home down or create a campaign of terror? Of course!

Sara Barron (Humorist, Author of "The Harm in Asking" and "People are Unappealing") is our wonderful Guest Judge this time - and determines our “FT of the Week”.

Plus: Craigslist provides a stellar example of relationship problem solving!

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• Shiftypop does all our regular music: the theme song, interstitials, outro music. She has a CD out with her band ToyPop. you can get it on iTunes & Spotify.  Listen to the joy that is ToyPOP here: https://soundcloud.com/toypop
• Calso Art for the logo/album art
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  
• Sad whistle (after mom's disclaimer) = by Splashdust on Freesound.org

Most SFX sounds and music (such as the ones in the sketches) are from Freesound. EXCEPT:

The music in sketch 2 are both by Kevin MacLeod:

 1) (For “Lair”:) "Oppressive Gloom" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
 2) (For “Lovely couple’s home”:) "Porch Swing Days - slower" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

• The full list of sounds used are here.  

Photo below Open House Sign by Paul Brennan little paul