77 - Horny Naked Highway Clown vs. an Old Weight-Challenged Beach-Loving Perv

Get sexed up by a clown on the road or have an elderly man pleasure himself to you by the sea? So many hot options this time, it's impossible to choose!
Luckily, the guys from the "Sweet Feathery Jesus" Podcast (Booze, Belasco and Dr. P.) return to Guest Judge to provide insight on the madness help us understand - and decide on the "FT of the Week".
Plus: Another lousy experience at a bank.
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• List of the Guest Judges we're had so far & their episode links here!

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• Bill Allman

Guest Judges

Hear: The Sweet Feathery Jesus podcast: Sweetfeatheryjesus.com

Find them on Twitter: (Main & Booze: @sfjdotcom, Belasco = @Jeffasu, Dr. P. = @BeTheCatfish  

On Facebook: Facebook.com/sfjdotcom    

And: Monica's on one of their ".5" episodes... 55.5 - "Festivities".  

Info

• This week's stories: Naked Clown, Old Perv, - plus: indigant robber.

Related episodes
The SFJ Guys were also on Episode 70 - Cape FT.
Last week, some real fakers... including a woman who faked her own kidnapping to get a day off work.  On Episode 76 - Fake it Until You... Something
See a full list of all Guest Judges and their episodes.
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Seashell by Petr Kratochvil

70 - Cape FT

Revenge,  It's the plot of so many films... Take Cape Fear, for example.  A man spends 14 years in prison and he blames his lawyer - so he takes his fury out on the man's family.
Well, this week's real-life FTs are like that but also...well, not.
Here: a gal calls in a bomb threat when her boyfriend breaks up with her - and another balanced lady post a sexual profile of the gal who gave her restaurant a bad review.
Thankfully, we have the guys from the "Sweet Feathery Jesus" Podcast (Booze, Belasco and Dr. P.) as our Guest Judges to provide insight on the madness help us understand - and decide on the "FT of the Week".
Plus: Beware of #CRAYZEETWYTERZ
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Guests 

• Hear: The Sweet Feathery Jesus podcast: Sweetfeatheryjesus.com
• Find them on Twitter: (Main & Booze: @sfjdotcom and Belasco = @Jeffasu, Dr. P. = @BeTheCatfish  
• On Facebook: Facebook.com/sfjdotcom    
• And: Monica's on one of their ".5" episodes... 55.5 - "Festivities".   

Info

• This week's stories: Review Revenge and Breakup Bomb-Threat.
• Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme ("Mad Pianist"). His site has tons of great, royalty-free tunes.  

Related episodes

• More creative solutions - such as a woman who tried to strangle her daughter's classmate and a dude who posted a sexual profile of his kid's high school Assistant Principal... on Episode 56: "An Eye for An Eyelash" with the guys from "I Am Idiot" Podcast.  
• And, last week, strange and active days for a guy, his gal... and a car... "Episode 69: Birthday Break vs. Crime Car" with Aalgar and Matt of "Sarcastic Voyage". 

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