70 - Cape FT

Revenge,  It's the plot of so many films... Take Cape Fear, for example.  A man spends 14 years in prison and he blames his lawyer - so he takes his fury out on the man's family.
Well, this week's real-life FTs are like that but also...well, not.
Here: a gal calls in a bomb threat when her boyfriend breaks up with her - and another balanced lady post a sexual profile of the gal who gave her restaurant a bad review.
Thankfully, we have the guys from the "Sweet Feathery Jesus" Podcast (Booze, Belasco and Dr. P.) as our Guest Judges to provide insight on the madness help us understand - and decide on the "FT of the Week".
Plus: Beware of #CRAYZEETWYTERZ
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• Hear: The Sweet Feathery Jesus podcast: Sweetfeatheryjesus.com
• Find them on Twitter: (Main & Booze: @sfjdotcom and Belasco = @Jeffasu, Dr. P. = @BeTheCatfish  
• On Facebook: Facebook.com/sfjdotcom    
• And: Monica's on one of their ".5" episodes... 55.5 - "Festivities".   

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• This week's stories: Review Revenge and Breakup Bomb-Threat.
• Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme ("Mad Pianist"). His site has tons of great, royalty-free tunes.  

Related episodes

• More creative solutions - such as a woman who tried to strangle her daughter's classmate and a dude who posted a sexual profile of his kid's high school Assistant Principal... on Episode 56: "An Eye for An Eyelash" with the guys from "I Am Idiot" Podcast.  
• And, last week, strange and active days for a guy, his gal... and a car... "Episode 69: Birthday Break vs. Crime Car" with Aalgar and Matt of "Sarcastic Voyage". 

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Episode 59 - The Spirits Request that You Do Porn

The supernatural world can be so compelling! And their wishes so strange! You might need to strip for spirits so they can better communicate with you - or steal a baby to bring back your dead mother!
Once again we have double the fun: giving you at least two FTs in each article!  
And we are so grateful to have Comedian Paul Hooper on as this week's Guest Judge to figure this mess out and determine the "FT of the Week"!
Plus: An "erotic" story written by a Goth.
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• This week's stories: Hot for Spirit, Mommy's in the Baby!   
• Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme ("Sovereign"). His site has a whole whack of awesome, royalty-free tunes. 
• Last week, we discussed some dudes with terrible excuses... like being kidnapped and held hostage: "Episode 58 - Just Hand Over the Berries and Nobody Gets Hurt" with Andrew Schulz.
• More gals falling for ridiculous scams on... "Episode 34 - What's the answer? Get Naked! What's the question? Who cares!" with Glenn Tickle - and at the end of "Episode 49 - Choke Rattle and Roll!" with Caleb Bacon.

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Episode 52 - A Loving Pastor and Killer vs. A Cheesemaking Murderer and Politician!

Making it on one job is next to impossible. That's why it's difficult to blame these guys for doing double (and triple-duty) - although they might have chosen their second job better.  This week, we have a man who spread the word of God, the ladies legs, and killed one of his parishioners. But is he more or less of a FT than a former murder, now a politician and cheesemaker, who posts an ad trying to have some people eaten?  
It's a mind-boggling choice - and that's why we're thrilled to have Sam Tripoli (of The Naughty Show) to help us crown the "FT of the Week".
Plus: Spam waxes poetic.
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• Find Sam Tripoli at Samtripoli.com on Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/samtripoli) and on Twitter (@SamTripoli)
• "The Naughty Show" (Deathsquad.tv/?cat=22) is also Twitter (@NaughtyShow) and Facebook 
• "Punch Drunk" can be found at: Toadhopnetwork.com/f/Punch

Other Joy

• Stories: Pastor Love and Kill and Cheesy Murdering Politician 
• Outro Music: The Clemence Mosley Consort ("Crooked House") From the album “MacGuffin”  (iTunes)  - Thank you! 
• Another violent FT named Love was featured on: Episode 36 - "Those 10 Minutes of Freedom Were Pleasant But I'm Ready to Go Back" with Matt Koff.  
• Last week, we had two guys who required more training on the basics of criminal escapades... Episode 51 - "Call The Cops on Yourself or Arrange a Trade with Your Victims" - with Chris Gore.

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Episode 48 - Look, If You're Going to Get All Irrational About My Junk...

Hey, work can be dull sometimes.
So why not make your day that much jazzier by conducting job interviews naked  or pulling people over for traffic violations and then showing them pics of your bits?
Add some nudity and unwanted sexual advances to your workday and you've done turned lemons into FTade!
We're fortunate that Cort and Fatboy are able to Guest Judge and provide the "FT of the Week" verdict.
Plus: A cheery, balanced gal on Twitter.

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• Find Bobby "Fatboy" Roberts on Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/FatboyRoberts)  and on Twitter (@fatboyroberts) 

Other Joy

• Stories: Cop, Cafe Boss  
• Outro Music: The Clemence Mosley Consort ("Crooked House") From the album “MacGuffin”  (iTunes)  - Thank you! 
• Shout outs to: @fart who found that gem of a Twitter account, Eli Braden (@elibraden), who mentioned @fart when he spoke with Caleb Bacon (@calebeatsbacon on the Gentlemen's Club (that episode here). (And Eli Braden's episode on our show was #42 - "When You Friend an FT, You Friend for Life.) 
• The Panty Survey song (by The Weekend Pilots) that we refer to can be heard here and on our Episode  43  - You Stole My Heart, I Stole Your Phone with Joe Klocek - an episode which also features some classic pick-up attempts.
• And there's also some more random nudity news in our last show - Episode 47 "Dress for Success" with Brendan Bradley.  
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Episode 47 - Dress for Success!

How best to appear as though you've not committed a crime?
Should you run shirtless through the woods and then say you were doing it for a wedding - or simply show up at your victim’s house wearing the very items you stole?
Absolutely! If you're a FT...
These contenders are so stunningly clueless – and we’re lucky to have actor and writer Brendan Bradley to decide our "FT of the Week”.
Plus: Math questions created by the brothers Grimm?

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• Find Brendan Bradley: Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/brendanabradley), Twitter (@BrendanABradley), and at BrendanABradley.com.  Watch Brendan in Felicia Day/The Guild’s new video: "I'm the One That's Cool".  And check out his “Squadcast” podcast and webseries at SquattersTheSeries.com.     

Other Joy

• Stories: Woods, Clothing
• Trauma Math 
• Thanks for the Outro Music, "Mosquito", Mark Terry II and Jace Jope of RATNIKH (On YouTube )   
• We mention the questions we created for the online exam of cat beater - that was in Episode 40 - "FT Valentine. Deranged, Psycho Valentine" with the guys from Ear Candy (Adam Hiniker and Vance Barber). 
• Learn about how to make your finances and romantic life better - by robbing the gal who fancies you! On Episode 46 - "Can't Help Robbing That Girl of Mine" with Douglas Gale.  

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Episode 46 - Can't Help Robbing That Girl of Mine

Forget all you've learnt about financial acquisition! Eschew investing in property!
The key to wealth (or at least a few thousand bucks) is to pursue a woman and then, eventually, take her stuff.
Sure, it takes some effort but a FT has no shortage of energy.  Just logic.
Comedian Douglas Gale joins to provide his verdict on the "FT of the Week".
Plus: we learn about moons, growing...and... brides.

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• Find Douglas Gale: Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/hyphen.dot), Twitter (@DouglasWFail) (& Etsy (ShowerArt.net)  

• Stories: Rob her house, Take her car   
• Moons, Growing, Brides   
• Outro Music: The Clemence Mosley Consort, From the album “MacGuffin”  (iTunes)
• And the Delicious Mediocrity show with Monica is Episode 84.   
• Want to learn some fascinating alibis? Check out Episode 45 - "The Best Defense is a Good... Lie About Yogurt or Ghosts" with Chris Laker.

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Episode 45 - The Best Defense is a Good... Lie About Yogurt or Ghosts

If you kill (or try to kill) someone and don't want to cop to it, you could always go with the old-stand-by: "It wasn't me". But as we've learned, FTs are nothing if not creative.
Why not use your urge for dairy products as an alibi or blame a ghost for the crime! The possibilities for FT lies are infinite!
We are thrilled to have Comedian Chris Laker on the show to lend his expertise in deciding the "FT of the Week".
Plus: we have a guy who has mastered both chewing and oral sex...

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• Find Chris Laker: at ChrisLaker.com, on Twitter (@chrislaker), at Douchechillz.com and on The New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon. 
• Stories: Yogurt, Ghost.  
• Deep and meaningful oral sex instructional.
• Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme (“Professor and the Plant”).
• Hear more FT creativity in action in: "Episode 37" Door-to-door Sexman vs. Maternity Wear Pickup Artist" with Monica's mom.
• Robbery is hard! Discover just how hard in "Episode 44 - Buy Back Your Gun From Your Victims or Withdraw Money from the Bank You Just Tried to Rob" with Dave Ross?
 

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Episode 44 - Buy Back Your Gun From Your Victims or Withdraw Money from the Bank You Just Tried to Rob?

Robbery can be challenging. Firstly, there's all the planning that goes into it. And then, when things go wrong you have to have a back-up plan. Or else you must be able to think on the spot...
And, of course, when you're an FT thinking might not be your strongest skill...   And you might decide to try to buy back your weapon from your intended victims or withdraw money from the bank you tried to rob just moments ago.
Fortunately, comedian Dave Ross is able to give us some insight on these special guys and award the "FT of the Week".
Plus, we have a bouncy little ditty about being murdered!  

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• Dave Ross info: He's @davetotheross on Twitter and he's also on Facebook. (http://www.facebook.com/davetotheross)
• Thanks to Kevin Macleod at Incompetech.com for today’s outro theme ( “VegasGlitz”).
• Want to know when's the best time to hit on a gal: before or after you rob her? Find out in Episode 43 - "You Stole My Heart, I Stole Your Phone" with Joe Klocek.    
  

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Episode 42 - When you Friend an FT, You Friend for Life

How do you right a wrong?! How will you avenge an insult as strong, as brutal, as soul-destroying as... a Facebook Unfriending?
Why, murder or arson, of course!
That is, if you're an FT.
Some baffling idiocy on display here so we are most grateful to have Eli Braden as our Guest Judge to determine our "FT of the Week".
Plus we learn how to enlarge our breasts...
And (after the outro) Eli's song: "White People Problems".

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• There's more Facebook related idiocy on Episode 25 "Facebook, FTs, Faceplant" - where we learn of what happens when you don't like your husband's status or when you try to friend your victim - with the Greg Vance and Ryan Downing from "Stupid Wankers". 

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Episode 38 - Plan WTF from Outside Sanity

(A quick disclaimer here: I had to do a pretty quick edit on this episode due to time-constaints - so if it's your first time listening to the podcast, try starting with, say, Episode 34, 29 or 35.)
Stab yourself repeatedly over a customer service incident? Or concoct a murder-for-money scheme that involved electrocuting a cat? If you can't envision yourself doing either, then you're bound to be as completely baffled by our competitors and their plans as we are...  
And, so, to determine our "FT of the Week", we are grateful to have Bruce M Campbell who returns to lend his brilliance and wit to the show as our Guest Judge.

Plus: we have an erotic story that is neither erotic nor a story.  What it is, however, is completely WTF?! 
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• Some other bad plans you might enjoy:  A woman who faked her rape to move to a better neighborhood (Episode 31 with Jay Larson and "The Lurker") and a man who had some unique ideas (like framing a bear) for how to murder his girlfriend (Episode 28 with Eric Fell).   

  

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2012 New Year Bonus: How to Improve Your Home... and Your Family Ties...

This is a special bonus feature.  Happy New Year! Enjoy this uber-plausible Family Ties/Home Improvement erotica. 
And, if you care for more hideous pseudo-sexiness:

• In Episode 19: A disturbing J-Lo story 
• In Episode 13: A tale with a beret (how can that be awful?) 
• In Episode 10: This Backstreat Boys... novel... which was billed as an erotic story but contains no sex 
• One with a celeb and gorilla lust .... 
• Memoir of the Massive Man Missile.  A tremendously well-written tale. 

 

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Episode 31 - Fake a Rape to Move to a Better Neighborhood or a Mugging to Placate Your Wife!

So... say you don't feel safe where you're living but your spouse is cool with the neighborhood - or you couldn't get your wife tickets to the final Oprah taping and know she'll be disappointed... Experts often suggest something like "communication" to resolve such situations.  But that is not the road an FT wants to take! After all, communication takes time and may not guarantee results. So why not fake a rape or assault? 

Because nothing brings two people closer than drama, dishonesty and FTedness!   Our esteemed Guest Judge is the fantastic comedian Jay Larson who uses his talent to crown our weekly FT winner.  He is joined by The Lurker... (Find out the identity of The Lurker by clicking here.)
And we learn how to talk dirty to a man from a wannabe Barry White. 
Buy Jay Larson's new album on iTunes or Amazon! 
And vote for your "favorite" FT(s) from this episode! (also below).

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Episode 28 - Turn Your Feces to Gold or Frame a Bear for Murder

When you have an epic plan - nothing can stop you. If you have a scheme that involves dressing up in a bear carcass in order to kill your ex or using your excrement to make gold - there might be some obstacles. Which one will take the "FT of The Week" title? This one's a doosey... Fortunately, comedian Eric Fell is here to lend his skill and insight. And Devon Lougheed returns to read his so very gangsta teen freestyle rap.
Plus: You can now vote for the FTs! (below)


Watch Eric Fell read from the creepy "1001 Ways to be Romantic".
And we spoke to Sara Bynoe and Devon Lougheed on Episode 20.  Listen to that awesomeness.

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Episode 26 - No Meat Equals Murder!

If at first you don’t succeed - hurt some people! This week’s FTs decide to get revenge for a lack of smokes and meat. Can you blame them?! A man without a smoke is but half a man! And the man with less meat is... well, that’s pretty self-explanatory. But who is more FTed? It’s like Sophie’s Choice in here! Thankfully, our Guest Judges, Greg Vance and Ryan Downing from Stupid Wankers return for another episode to help us out with the FT conundrum - and save us from an audio mishap. And we play you a deep, soothing lullaby.



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Episode 22 - What Is Wrong With The Internet?!?!?!?!

You have no one to blame for your own stupidity - except the Internet!

Warning: Internet prostitutes, husbands providing security and wanna-be mixed martial artists are a dangerous combo and Facebook makes bad things happen that the Twitter ain’t done do!  Two Internet-using FTs compete for the FT of the Week title. Our judges are Dee Simon and Lance Wackerle of the Sick And Wrong Podcast. We also read a disturbing [self-servicing] fantasy. It is bad. Really bad.
We dare you...to listen.

And, hey, look! It's the Lolcats font.  Dangerous 'companionship' has never been more uproarious.

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Episode 21 - Fear the Yahtzee Reaper

Who wins at a Yahtzee game? The person who remains alive, obviously. Two EXTREME Yahtzee FTs compete for the FT of the Week title. Judged by Beth Snow. Monica rants about an imaginary insomnia affront and we lose our [fluff] by the end.

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Episode 20 - Hang Out With A Dead Body, Hide Your Pron, The Fake Hitman Cometh!

What’s more FTed: trying to get your money back because there’s no dead person - or using a dead person for drinking money? Guest judge Sara Bynoe decides! With special appearance by Devon Lougheed.

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