85 - Stealing is the New Bonding

It's so hard to find the time to spend quality time with your kids! Why not hang out with them while you're doing some of your errands. Like: stealing.

It can count as one of their chores and they'll even be earning their allowance.

These mothers should write a parenting guide!

Roy Tighe has graciously accepted the role of Guest Judge this time and decides our “FT of the Week”.

And Mike Sains (of the Tower of Sour podcast) fills in for Bill (as Bill is infectious right now.
OK, more infectious).

Plus: Share a very intimate moment with a stranger.
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Host 

• Monica Hamburg

Guest Co-Host

•  Mike Sains of the Tower of Sour Podcast
• Tower of Sour is at: Soundcloud.com/towerofsour (as well as on iTunes, Stitcher etc.)
• He's on Twitter (@Mike Sains) and Facebook: ( Facebook.com/eatmoretruth )  
• @TowerOfSour and Facebook.com/TowerOfSour 

Regular Co-Host

• Bill Allman

Guest Judge

• Roy Tighe can be found at: RoyTighe.com
• His production company is: Tigheland.com  
• The best place to find him is on YouTube: Youtube.com/user/TighelandProductions

Info

• This week's stories: 10 Kids and Stealing, Bad Math Mom and Daughter Duo. Plus: Intimate returns. 

Recent Episode

• Brian Frange was a hilarious Guest Judge on our last episode, "Episode 84 - A Holly Holey Christmas vs. Frosty The Snipman". 

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THANKS TO:

Shiftypop for the theme song, interstitials and outro music. 

Sloan Garrett, who created, voiced & produced the "Winners" disclaimer: 

Calso Art for the new logo/album art.

For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  

Episode 85 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.

Bonus Track #1 - More Russian Discussion

Happy New Year!

Should old FTs be forgot, and never brought to mind?
I think not!

This the first "Dazed and Convicted" Bonus Track.
I plan to send these out monthly - and to only those who sign up at: Tinyletter.com/MonicaHamburg

What is it? It's a short (5 - 10 min) funny audio recorded for the show - but that didn't get included (for time, fluidity reasons).

This one has the wonderful guys from "Sarcastic Voyage" (Aalgar & Matt Rowbotham) on it!

Enjoy.






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84 - A Holly Holey Christmas vs. Frosty The Snipman

'Tis the season for: merriment, stress and resolutions. So why not resolve some pesky problems, like killing the wife you divorced years ago – or the nagging issue of not being infamous yet?!

As always, we haven’t a clue who is more FTed – and we particularly appreciate Brian Frange coming on as our Guest Judge and imparting his insight, wit and enthusiasm to determine the “FT of the Week”.

 Plus: Make some holiday changes! Politely request police.

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• Bill Allman

Guest Judge

• Brian Frange's blog is: nothingisgood.com 
• You can find him on Facebook: Facebook.com/brianfrange
• and on Twitter (@brianfrange)

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Expositor", in several sketch roles.

Info

• This week's stories: Church... Service and HitMan & The SnipMan. Plus: Be Good This Year. Please and sorry.  

Related episodes

• Last week, we looked at some dating disasters. EXTREME dating disasters. 83 - Meet a Woman to Ruin Your Life - or a Man to Take It

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• Shiftypop for the theme song, interstitials and outro music.
• Harry Meas of Undercover Apple for the initial intro music.
• Calso Art for the new logo/album art.
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  
• Episode 84 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.

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Below: Santa Please Stop Here by Petr Kratochvil

83 - Meet a Woman to Ruin Your Life - or a Man to Take It

Dating! It's full of pitfalls: like being falsely accused of rape or being murdered by a sicko with a dark sense of humor.  Pick your poison. Or FT.

Comedian Carlos Herrera is our Guest Judge and determines the "FT of the Week"!

Plus:  a 15-step program for addiction!

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• And on Facebook 

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Explosator", in several sketch roles. 

Info

• This week's stories: Rape is in the Eye of the Beholder..? and a WICKED Man. Plus: a compassionate plan.

Related episodes

• Last week, we learned what will bring you.... Never mind - the answer is: Drugs! It's always: Drugs. Episode 82 - Get Closer To God - Or To Your Victim - With Drugs. 

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THANKS TO: 

• Sloan Garrett (of SloanGarrett.com for creating and voicing the "Winners ad" - music "Winners" is "Overcast: by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) 
• Shiftypop for the theme song, interstitials and outro music.
• Calso Art for the new logo/album art.
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  and music by beatscribe 
• Episode 83 uses many sounds from Freesound, for the full list see here.  

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82 - Get Closer To God - Or To Your Victim - With Drugs

This week we bring you two stellar hypocrites: a Pastor/Drug-Dealer and a Drug Counsellor/DUI Murderer.

He’s bringing people closer to God, she’s bringing people closer to her windshield. Who will be the FT of the Week? The lovely Kaytlin Bailey is our Guest Judge and makes the crucial call.

Plus: Play a fun, crazy game!

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• Kaytlin Bailey can be found at: kaytlinbailey.com
• On Twitter: @KaytlinBailey
• On Facebook: Facebook.com/KaytlinComedy
• And she's touring with her Pink Collar Comedy Tour: pinkcollarcomedytour.com

Special Appearance 

• Our friend, "Malox The Mighty Explosator", in several sketch roles. 

Info

• This week's stories: Pastor Drug Dealer, Drug Counsellor and DUI Murderer. Plus: a fun game! (I also quote from this article about the esteemed Sheriff.)

Related episodes

• Last week, an obsessive wanna-be-lover competed against a successful lover (and, also, killer)- on "Episode 81 - Flee From the Travelling Turk or Scream for the Ice Cream Lady" 

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THANKS TO: 

• Shiftypop for the new theme song, interstitial and outro music.
• Calso Art for the new logo/album art.
• For: “Competitor 1” etc.: Voice = abcdawg  
• For Sketches SFX: "Wallpaper" (music for the "Games" sketch") by Kevin McCleod at Incompetech.com.  All other contributors on Freesound.org - Episode 82 uses many sounds from freesound, for the full list see here.  

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